Jun 7, 2020 8:19 PM
GeorgeBounacos
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narcissists tear down those around them
guannabislord
smarbs2010
Bunkerbitch
CocktailGaming
Yes Trump supporters, this is how stupid you ARE
randtasm
Hilarious to watch a 4 time draft dodger insult lifetime military veterans.. and his supporters back him while he does it.
mity0k23
He IS really offensive. And gets really defensive too.
steerAwwPrincess
v
darkklad2000
say whatever you want about McCain but a draft dogging coward has no right criticising a former POW.
kickoat
Remind me again what branch he served in. Oh that’s right “bone spurs”.
idontknowmaybeno
Vote
NoFather
Draft dodging dynasty whose prenup would cut payments if their child joined the military is dismissive of military? Took 4 years to realize.
Ornomornos
I believe he is a draft dodger and a bunker bitch.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
I feel bad for the people who believe that Trump is smarter than everyone he tears down.
MetSoh
Trump is a symptom of American ignorance. He's the hyperbolezed of representation of America on its purest form.
Skywatcher16
worse. hes the representation of its problems, without any representation for its good parts.
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
So he’s Cartman from South Park?
bingo!!
worse, but thats not a bad summary.
vagimite
He's essentially Hitler in the bunker scene of Downfall at the moment.
complimentpin
Can we just agree at this point if you vote for trump, you're an idiot and an asshole. He's clearly incompetent and totally delusional .
zanaria
Sadly the brainwashed, oh wait, sorry cant be brainwashed without a brain, hypnotized masses, believe everything he says...
AlvinAnders
Intersting appraisal comng from a "man" who had deferments for heel spurs ...
dogdays2025
Dump trump.
TPope
Is this OC? If so, well summarized! If not, sauce?
CapttainKillJoy
Sauce: the last three plus years
yes, thanks. I see one error so continue to be unworthy but I got the material right so that's my win for today.
UncleBuckFutter
That little missing "at", don't sweat it still fine stuff
KrombopulosMichael808
It’s taking a toll. Go into army/military subreddit and you’ll see a lot of anti-Trump stuff these days. Alienating his own base
jfd8u438fdsfkds
So they'll have our backs when it's cops vs citizens?
It sounds like it. Go take a stroll through the subreddits yourself, they’re pretty angry with him right now
Military subreddits?
Yes
good
Gryphonosiris
From a family of soldiers from all branches: we take it personally when a lying asshole starts attacking our brother/sister service members.
DavidBrooker
What arrogance it takes to tell a family, four generations in a row of Naval Academy grads, three generations of naval aviator, eight 1/2
stars between them, that you know military matters better than them because your private prep school had fancy uniforms. 2/2
benFP
And a “foot thing”
Arrogance and outright stupidity.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
It doesn't matter how many stars they have - Sun fuckin' Tzu could have risen from his grave and Trump would have told him the same. It's...
...just how a narcissist thinks. If you're too stupid to put yourself in other people's shoes, you can't imagine anyone as smarter than you.
He is literally too dumb to grasp how dumb he is.
IIIdkbruh
Well...I mean...he did say "believe me", and that sounds like enough logic to me.
I actually wanted to hear it from someone else as well, but then Trump said that a lot of people are saying it, so that's OK then.
bigdickrickswife206
I automatically believe everyone that says believe me.thr internet taught me that.
Feralkyn
Believe me, you should send ALL your money to a charity right now
Lakeylake
He's such a tool.
parrotPositivityDog
He is supported by a major political party GOP and elected by Americans. If anything, Trump reflects the real American value.
tonebacas
He's the best tool. There's no bigger tool than him. Everybody agrees, but he agrees even more. He's the bestest, most bigger tool in class.
DomerPyle
And of course can't name one person, but they all agree
Poopshootz
Okay. Who are the people down voting this content. Speak up. Say its you. You are supporting an evil human being.
Educate yourself. You are holding onto something thats not real. Okay your guy won. But now he's killing a country and you're still support
Its not to late to change your mind and admit you were wrong for putting this person in office
Name one good thing he did. Him. Not his office. Him. Ill wait.
AllCreaturesBigAndSmall
My SO is the least political person. Seriously. 32 y.o., never voted once in her life. She asked me whyTrump was elected. I have no answer.
ColClone54
Ooo! I bet you could find some from people here. Can IMGUR please help with that?
jajk0
Based on what my trump supporting in-laws say, “it’s because he knows money”. They’re all deluded into thinking he’s a savvy businessman.
He did literally just buy the presidency, though. He checked polls, saw what'd get him elected, switched to Republican and paid his way in.
bondance
Hahaha you should tell her it’s because she didn’t vote.
Only half joking. If people really feel like the US is better than this then the only answer is that our better-half didn’t vote.
People will cry about the electoral college, but with what a trash human being we already knew Trump was in 2016 it shouldn’t have even been
close. People either got complacent or decided to be obstinate because Bernie (who I supported) wasn’t the DNC nominee.
She's Canadian :)
Fair point T_T
Jokerthehulk
Who does he think is good?
He absolutely doesn't give a shit, like he doesn't about anything that's not him. The insults are purely because they didn't kiss his ass.
ChrisMorray
Himself, clearly.
SvenskaApacheGermanMex73
Someone who won’t criticize Him ever and backs whatever he says right or wrong.
DangerBaer
A dangerous amount of people, unfortunately. I pray Americans don't stay complacent, and make their voices heard this election.
notapreppie
~38% of the US population
mrcatpoop
Fuck that asshole
Imademyselfsquirtle
No ty not even with your dick.
METROlD
Uh that’s his mouth but hey with the amount of shit that comes out of there I can see why you’d be confused honest mistake
vjbeard6
Ugh...
Blockedbutimback
Truml 2020
Vaanhalen
speaking of Colin Powell
Nengex
The unfortunate thing is he was instructed to say that, against his own protestations. He says its the biggest blot on his record.
It's a pretty big fucking blot. Iraq was sold to America by Colin Powell and Mr Mueller. That's their legacy. That's who usa is cheering for
eddbrowne
But donnie trump be commander in chief. That should worry us all.
OneTripAroundTheSun
The professor could make a ham radio out of coconuts but couldn't fix a hole in the boat - someone else's comment.
Lostchild12
The boat completely fell to pieces after one attempt to repair it.
theirarefourlights
He’s just so stupid.
6joshin9
Ok Gilligan ok,
Bollramm
"Those poor people."
And Mary Anne. I would follow her anywhere.
itstoodamnearly5am
Damn right.
Zadwanaa
Mmmmmmmmm
Sicko
therealveal
You're in my head @op
Imnormal
What?! No love for ginger?
kobyashimaroon5
I want that Mrs. Howell ass.
Ginger was great, but Mary Anne was better
chemerso2000
Yeah, but after 3 seasons the professor still couldn’t get them rescued....
MoreAshyThanLarry
You think he wanted to leave an island with Ginger and Mary Ann?
Snooj
At least twice that was because of Gilligan.
PTKrieg
Because no one had the moral fortitude to deal with Gilligan. I'd argue Skipper had a moral duty to sort him out, one way or another.
guitarfourtysix
Unfortunately, I think they always knew, if they would just kill Gilligan, their next escape effort would likely be successful.
Wolfshead009
But they were all still alive.
Uhh, the Professor helped them get off the island. Then they returned and started a resort. The Globetrotters even came to visit.
wadatahmydamie
Dilbert guy looks dumber by the day
HonestCommentFarmer
Building coalitions? Getting a bill passed in Congress? Being a competent leader that your underlings want to serve?
GreatOdinsTaint
This explains why this lunatic thinks Trump is playing genius "4D"chess - he's as big a blowhard narcissist as his hero.
DielectricFlux
It doesn't directly apply to Trump as he either didn't listen to the experts, fired them, or hired yes men for his counsel. Either way....
Pretty much. Dilbert Guy is a grifter.
Adams likely is still wrong.
AlexDuos
Conservatives love the army and somehow also Trump. How can these two things possibly be reconciled?
Cheomesh
They don't need to be.
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Cognitive dissonance. The pain from it is went they're always angry
Your beliefs don't need to be internally consistent if you never examine them in any way.
Shewy92
Relevant video: All the things Trump understands better than anyone https://youtu.be/sR3f95BGIiA
jparkplace
.
His followers actually believe every thing he says. They literally think he's smart.
This is amazing, ty
ThailandExpress
OrRo77
Trump is a monsterous person
graehall
Fucking right? That SEAL's own colleagues called him a war criminal. The US president pardoned him as a hero. He's is a bad human being.
this is just how bad a human https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/eddie-gallagher-forgets-his-rank-and-earns-his-negative-reputation
Imjusthereforthecomments
Needs a quiet pill.
softkillspecialist
You forgot Admiral McRaven
DickFlanagan
McRaven’s “make your bed” commencement address is so inspiring - and from a stone-cold badass...
Was looking for this +1
I know. And I toyed with briefly with a 4x3 for him and Vindman.
Great work regardless OP
Thank you. I really appreciate that!
Seconded, for sure
thefar
Fun fact: The allies didn't want to kill Hitler, because he was a terrible strategist. They cared all that were next in line.
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
That’s not really that fun
MrSafely
Not-so-fun fact: the general population of Germany in WWII didn’t turn on Hitler until they ran out of soap.
What has Amerika to run out of?
Moderation and Patience.
insectman
Welcome to the "my favorite Nazi commander" thread.
Are you telling me getting giving the army large amounts of meth wasn’t a sound military decision?
Aquilarden
Yup, had to kill Heydrich because they were afraid he would stage a coup and negotiate peace and they needed surrender.
Nordenfeldt
You are mixing Hedrick and Himmler. Heydrich was killed as the architect of the final solution
I'm absolutely not mixing them. Read HHhH by Laurent Binet.
thethingthatwentsplat
Lautje23
Doooooot.
LEEEEEEEEROYTurtle
Heydrich was attacked the day he was to ship out to France to take over after his success in Bohemia/Moravia and died days later.
The saying "Himmlers Hirn heist Heydrich" came about because he did all of Himmler's thinking. He was the more dangerous potential usurper.
WarlockWithNoPatron
Himmler was the guy that thought the Nazi's could win with psychics and Atlantis technology. I can see why they were less afraid of him.
EroticZombiePants
Yeah, Hitler was basically a drugged out fucking moron.
Grudgebearingmidget
not NECESSARILY, Hitler surprisingly did have rare moments of clarity where he actually had sound plans
On the whole? Yea, a doped up vegetarian mad-man who was a political genius, sub-par military leader at best though
He ate sausage, though, I think the vegetarian thing was a publicity stunt
PointsAreForB1tches
Huh? Trump's not a vegetarian, lol
......Are you implying trumps a political genius?
pseudopseudonym
Sounds like a lie. Hitler was a strong strategist, the idea that he was terrible was mostly made up by his generals who all wrote memoirs
partialderivatives
Mmmm.
Not quite. Hitler was a POLITICAL genius, but militarily meh, but he made some military decisions early on, against all military advice...
...that worked out, convincing himself (and others) that he was a strategic military genius.
ChadicusVile
All that taken into consideration, his drug habits trounced whatever strategic mind he may or may not have had.
NegiTheScrublord
The british escaped dunkirk because he ordered all his forces to halt to show who was in command. Hitler was crap at leading armies.
Google, Wiki and so much more at the tips of your fingers. And you simply choose to believe it is a lie. Just prove me wrong. It's not hard.
giadiniera
Strong strategist? Like that campaign into Russia during the winter?
DownvoteAllOtterlyAdorableComments
They attacked in summer and everyone expected Soviet to fall. Germany planned for a long war against France and a short war against Soviet
And they couldn't have attacked during spring cause of all the mud. This whole attacking Soviet during the winter myth is growing old
And I'm obviously not defending Hitler, I'm just tired of the whole winter attack myth :-P
stevethegr8t
His handling of Stalingrad seriously speaks to the contrary.
Which part? If you accept that taking the caucasian oil fields is a strategic priority you by definition have a massive flank you need to
anchor, the volga is the only obstacle that is going to make a flank that long defensible, and if the soviets hold stalingrad
they have both a reliable volga crossing and the transport hub they need to cut your stupid thousand mile long salient in two
MarxSoul
Hitler thought he was his generation's Harry Potter, militarily speaking. Not actually HP, but whatever that one wild west book series was.
Username fits
about how they were all perfect and didn't exterminate all those poles and only lost because of hitler
when in reality of course they made their own fucking mistakes and commanded the troops that did a lot of the warcrimes.
US was only too happy to help rehabilitate them once the cold war was on, too
anyway don't use hitler as an excuse for all his fucked-up subordinates and don't pretend evil is inherently incompetent. It isn't.
IWATCHDEATH
Anyone who thinks invading Russia in the winter is a winning strategy is not a strategic genius
They attacked in summer and expected to be done before winter. The allies expected Soviet to fall as well.
Well you learn something new every day
getadogupya
Mathis is a cuck for those who have never served under him. DET 1 is innocent and Mathis became a political hack!
PoopholeAintALoophole
Mattis. But thanks for playing!
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Who is the Martin he gives all the credit to for the fabulously shady jokes?
ReptarsGhost
No idea. Martin Dempsey maybe? Former chairman of the join chiefs but he had long been retired before this speech
factcheckmate
Dempsey that was head of TRADOC? Am I that old?
WinchesterTavern
ArtieoftheAbyss
LieselSkywalker
HamburgerWelper
CHAOS ACTUAL COMIN IN HOT
odinragnarok
It is Mad Dog, and has been since Trump was on a reality show.
Deadpo0l
His callsign as the head of CENTCOM was Chaos. But yes, his nickname has been Mad Dog since the early 2000s
WarlockSniper
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought flamesthrowers were forbidden by the Geneva Convention, what a fucking roast.
foxylove96
Fucking military precision with those shots
dudeinsha
What a glorious roast! When??
OneFun
And Capt Crunch.
monkster
Jest3r123
Yeeeeees! Mad dog!
killmepleasefortheloveofgod
Savage, He really does have a plan to murder everyone he mets
DoublevBomb
I find myself always remembering that line, as spoken by TF2's sniper, in his class intro clip.
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
Fine roasts.
Turkishtime04
FATALITY
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Classic Chaos Actual
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN lmao
BenjyX55
The Meryl Streep of generals.
Bigballz
That’s hilarious
pensylvestre
shinyRK9
Good God, someone let the Mad Dog off his leash!
MurtMurtMurt
Creed Bratton in the house
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Damn... kill shot.
veilsidebpu
What’s Creed Braton doing there ?
Willybum84
DancingPanther
Go phils
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Hue hue hue hue!
Panserclaw
ZazzRazzamatazz
Savage
liptonteabagger
Madethisusernameforonereason
Remember how he was going to be horrible for America and just the absolute worst choice for SecDef? Guess we have turntables again.
MileHighLivin
No?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
There was a bit of worry he'd be a warhawk, but I mostly remember him being pointed at as "the adult in the room" among my liberal circles.
GCRust
Mattis was the only appointee in Trump's initial cabinet I had zero reservations about.
ShinksAvoHazaar
Somebody get the DJ.
countbassy
Two turntables...and a microphone
kindpanda
Where it's at!
Things are gonna change. I can feel it.
copperdomebodhi
Don't see an evaluation of his tenure in the comments. This is about Trump's lack of respect for ... uh ... anyone.
Who thought he was going to be horrible for America? Not even the dumbest pundit would have called him 'the absolute worst choice'.
ReaperCDN
I didn't see many people saying that at all. In general Mattis is well respected, and that's coming from a Canadian with no experience /1
of the man. I've heard nothing but good things about him from everybody regardless of political leanings. Except obviously for Trump. 2/2
rayhatesu
Not wrong. It was honestly the only appointment that didn't have the military against him from day 1. Instead they were against him year 2.
WardSharlow
The problem I had was that there was a specific law preventing him from holding the Position, so they changed the law to accomodate him.
It was a sign of things to come: Laws don't fucking mean anything anymore.
^ This is the important bit. Changing laws to suit a purpose rather than because it's right is what degrades rule of law and allows anarchy.
B3N15
Not really, he applied for a waiver. While not used often (the only other use being George Marshall for Sec. of State in 1947), it is a...
Could you explain to me where the waiver comes in? https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/113
Congress is allowed to grant waivers, provided the motion goes through the same system as any law, meaning that it needs to go through...
...completely within the bounds of the law. Whether or not the waiver should exist is a different question entirely.
I’ve never known the military to use waivers! /s
guannabislord
smarbs2010
Bunkerbitch
CocktailGaming
Yes Trump supporters, this is how stupid you ARE
randtasm
Hilarious to watch a 4 time draft dodger insult lifetime military veterans.. and his supporters back him while he does it.
mity0k23
He IS really offensive. And gets really defensive too.
steerAwwPrincess
darkklad2000
say whatever you want about McCain but a draft dogging coward has no right criticising a former POW.
kickoat
Remind me again what branch he served in. Oh that’s right “bone spurs”.
idontknowmaybeno
Vote
NoFather
Draft dodging dynasty whose prenup would cut payments if their child joined the military is dismissive of military? Took 4 years to realize.
Ornomornos
I believe he is a draft dodger and a bunker bitch.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
I feel bad for the people who believe that Trump is smarter than everyone he tears down.
MetSoh
Trump is a symptom of American ignorance. He's the hyperbolezed of representation of America on its purest form.
Skywatcher16
worse. hes the representation of its problems, without any representation for its good parts.
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
So he’s Cartman from South Park?
MetSoh
bingo!!
Skywatcher16
worse, but thats not a bad summary.
vagimite
He's essentially Hitler in the bunker scene of Downfall at the moment.
complimentpin
Can we just agree at this point if you vote for trump, you're an idiot and an asshole. He's clearly incompetent and totally delusional .
zanaria
Sadly the brainwashed, oh wait, sorry cant be brainwashed without a brain, hypnotized masses, believe everything he says...
AlvinAnders
Intersting appraisal comng from a "man" who had deferments for heel spurs ...
dogdays2025
Dump trump.
TPope
Is this OC? If so, well summarized! If not, sauce?
CapttainKillJoy
Sauce: the last three plus years
GeorgeBounacos
yes, thanks. I see one error so continue to be unworthy but I got the material right so that's my win for today.
UncleBuckFutter
That little missing "at", don't sweat it still fine stuff
KrombopulosMichael808
It’s taking a toll. Go into army/military subreddit and you’ll see a lot of anti-Trump stuff these days. Alienating his own base
jfd8u438fdsfkds
So they'll have our backs when it's cops vs citizens?
KrombopulosMichael808
It sounds like it. Go take a stroll through the subreddits yourself, they’re pretty angry with him right now
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Military subreddits?
KrombopulosMichael808
Yes
jfd8u438fdsfkds
good
Gryphonosiris
From a family of soldiers from all branches: we take it personally when a lying asshole starts attacking our brother/sister service members.
DavidBrooker
What arrogance it takes to tell a family, four generations in a row of Naval Academy grads, three generations of naval aviator, eight 1/2
DavidBrooker
stars between them, that you know military matters better than them because your private prep school had fancy uniforms. 2/2
benFP
And a “foot thing”
Gryphonosiris
Arrogance and outright stupidity.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
It doesn't matter how many stars they have - Sun fuckin' Tzu could have risen from his grave and Trump would have told him the same. It's...
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
...just how a narcissist thinks. If you're too stupid to put yourself in other people's shoes, you can't imagine anyone as smarter than you.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
He is literally too dumb to grasp how dumb he is.
IIIdkbruh
Well...I mean...he did say "believe me", and that sounds like enough logic to me.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
I actually wanted to hear it from someone else as well, but then Trump said that a lot of people are saying it, so that's OK then.
bigdickrickswife206
I automatically believe everyone that says believe me.thr internet taught me that.
Feralkyn
Believe me, you should send ALL your money to a charity right now
Lakeylake
He's such a tool.
parrotPositivityDog
He is supported by a major political party GOP and elected by Americans. If anything, Trump reflects the real American value.
tonebacas
He's the best tool. There's no bigger tool than him. Everybody agrees, but he agrees even more. He's the bestest, most bigger tool in class.
DomerPyle
And of course can't name one person, but they all agree
Poopshootz
Okay. Who are the people down voting this content. Speak up. Say its you. You are supporting an evil human being.
Poopshootz
Educate yourself. You are holding onto something thats not real. Okay your guy won. But now he's killing a country and you're still support
Poopshootz
Its not to late to change your mind and admit you were wrong for putting this person in office
Poopshootz
Name one good thing he did. Him. Not his office. Him. Ill wait.
AllCreaturesBigAndSmall
My SO is the least political person. Seriously. 32 y.o., never voted once in her life. She asked me whyTrump was elected. I have no answer.
ColClone54
Ooo! I bet you could find some from people here. Can IMGUR please help with that?
jajk0
Based on what my trump supporting in-laws say, “it’s because he knows money”. They’re all deluded into thinking he’s a savvy businessman.
Feralkyn
He did literally just buy the presidency, though. He checked polls, saw what'd get him elected, switched to Republican and paid his way in.
bondance
Hahaha you should tell her it’s because she didn’t vote.
bondance
Only half joking. If people really feel like the US is better than this then the only answer is that our better-half didn’t vote.
bondance
People will cry about the electoral college, but with what a trash human being we already knew Trump was in 2016 it shouldn’t have even been
bondance
close. People either got complacent or decided to be obstinate because Bernie (who I supported) wasn’t the DNC nominee.
AllCreaturesBigAndSmall
She's Canadian :)
bondance
Fair point T_T
Jokerthehulk
Who does he think is good?
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
He absolutely doesn't give a shit, like he doesn't about anything that's not him. The insults are purely because they didn't kiss his ass.
ChrisMorray
Himself, clearly.
SvenskaApacheGermanMex73
Someone who won’t criticize Him ever and backs whatever he says right or wrong.
DangerBaer
A dangerous amount of people, unfortunately. I pray Americans don't stay complacent, and make their voices heard this election.
notapreppie
~38% of the US population
mrcatpoop
Fuck that asshole
Imademyselfsquirtle
No ty not even with your dick.
METROlD
mrcatpoop
Uh that’s his mouth but hey with the amount of shit that comes out of there I can see why you’d be confused honest mistake
vjbeard6
Ugh...
CapttainKillJoy
Blockedbutimback
Truml 2020
Vaanhalen
Nengex
The unfortunate thing is he was instructed to say that, against his own protestations. He says its the biggest blot on his record.
Vaanhalen
It's a pretty big fucking blot. Iraq was sold to America by Colin Powell and Mr Mueller. That's their legacy. That's who usa is cheering for
eddbrowne
But donnie trump be commander in chief. That should worry us all.
OneTripAroundTheSun
The professor could make a ham radio out of coconuts but couldn't fix a hole in the boat - someone else's comment.
Lostchild12
The boat completely fell to pieces after one attempt to repair it.
theirarefourlights
He’s just so stupid.
6joshin9
Ok Gilligan ok,
Bollramm
"Those poor people."
GeorgeBounacos
And Mary Anne. I would follow her anywhere.
itstoodamnearly5am
Damn right.
CapttainKillJoy
Yes
Zadwanaa
Mmmmmmmmm
CapttainKillJoy
Sicko
therealveal
You're in my head @op
Imnormal
What?! No love for ginger?
kobyashimaroon5
I want that Mrs. Howell ass.
itstoodamnearly5am
Ginger was great, but Mary Anne was better
chemerso2000
Yeah, but after 3 seasons the professor still couldn’t get them rescued....
MoreAshyThanLarry
You think he wanted to leave an island with Ginger and Mary Ann?
Snooj
At least twice that was because of Gilligan.
PTKrieg
Because no one had the moral fortitude to deal with Gilligan. I'd argue Skipper had a moral duty to sort him out, one way or another.
guitarfourtysix
Unfortunately, I think they always knew, if they would just kill Gilligan, their next escape effort would likely be successful.
Wolfshead009
But they were all still alive.
CapttainKillJoy
Uhh, the Professor helped them get off the island. Then they returned and started a resort. The Globetrotters even came to visit.
wadatahmydamie
HonestCommentFarmer
Building coalitions? Getting a bill passed in Congress? Being a competent leader that your underlings want to serve?
GreatOdinsTaint
This explains why this lunatic thinks Trump is playing genius "4D"chess - he's as big a blowhard narcissist as his hero.
DielectricFlux
It doesn't directly apply to Trump as he either didn't listen to the experts, fired them, or hired yes men for his counsel. Either way....
wadatahmydamie
Pretty much. Dilbert Guy is a grifter.
DielectricFlux
Adams likely is still wrong.
AlexDuos
Conservatives love the army and somehow also Trump. How can these two things possibly be reconciled?
Cheomesh
They don't need to be.
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Cognitive dissonance. The pain from it is went they're always angry
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Your beliefs don't need to be internally consistent if you never examine them in any way.
Shewy92
Relevant video: All the things Trump understands better than anyone https://youtu.be/sR3f95BGIiA
jparkplace
.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
His followers actually believe every thing he says. They literally think he's smart.
Feralkyn
This is amazing, ty
ThailandExpress
OrRo77
Trump is a monsterous person
graehall
Fucking right? That SEAL's own colleagues called him a war criminal. The US president pardoned him as a hero. He's is a bad human being.
ThailandExpress
this is just how bad a human https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/eddie-gallagher-forgets-his-rank-and-earns-his-negative-reputation
Imjusthereforthecomments
Needs a quiet pill.
softkillspecialist
You forgot Admiral McRaven
DickFlanagan
McRaven’s “make your bed” commencement address is so inspiring - and from a stone-cold badass...
DickFlanagan
Was looking for this +1
GeorgeBounacos
I know. And I toyed with briefly with a 4x3 for him and Vindman.
softkillspecialist
Great work regardless OP
GeorgeBounacos
Thank you. I really appreciate that!
DickFlanagan
Seconded, for sure
thefar
Fun fact: The allies didn't want to kill Hitler, because he was a terrible strategist. They cared all that were next in line.
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
That’s not really that fun
MrSafely
Not-so-fun fact: the general population of Germany in WWII didn’t turn on Hitler until they ran out of soap.
thefar
What has Amerika to run out of?
MrSafely
Moderation and Patience.
insectman
Welcome to the "my favorite Nazi commander" thread.
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
Are you telling me getting giving the army large amounts of meth wasn’t a sound military decision?
Aquilarden
Yup, had to kill Heydrich because they were afraid he would stage a coup and negotiate peace and they needed surrender.
Nordenfeldt
You are mixing Hedrick and Himmler. Heydrich was killed as the architect of the final solution
Aquilarden
I'm absolutely not mixing them. Read HHhH by Laurent Binet.
thethingthatwentsplat
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Lautje23
Doooooot.
LEEEEEEEEROYTurtle
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Aquilarden
Heydrich was attacked the day he was to ship out to France to take over after his success in Bohemia/Moravia and died days later.
Aquilarden
The saying "Himmlers Hirn heist Heydrich" came about because he did all of Himmler's thinking. He was the more dangerous potential usurper.
WarlockWithNoPatron
Himmler was the guy that thought the Nazi's could win with psychics and Atlantis technology. I can see why they were less afraid of him.
EroticZombiePants
Yeah, Hitler was basically a drugged out fucking moron.
Grudgebearingmidget
not NECESSARILY, Hitler surprisingly did have rare moments of clarity where he actually had sound plans
Grudgebearingmidget
On the whole? Yea, a doped up vegetarian mad-man who was a political genius, sub-par military leader at best though
Feralkyn
He ate sausage, though, I think the vegetarian thing was a publicity stunt
PointsAreForB1tches
Huh? Trump's not a vegetarian, lol
Grudgebearingmidget
......Are you implying trumps a political genius?
pseudopseudonym
Sounds like a lie. Hitler was a strong strategist, the idea that he was terrible was mostly made up by his generals who all wrote memoirs
partialderivatives
Mmmm.
Nordenfeldt
Not quite. Hitler was a POLITICAL genius, but militarily meh, but he made some military decisions early on, against all military advice...
Nordenfeldt
...that worked out, convincing himself (and others) that he was a strategic military genius.
ChadicusVile
All that taken into consideration, his drug habits trounced whatever strategic mind he may or may not have had.
NegiTheScrublord
The british escaped dunkirk because he ordered all his forces to halt to show who was in command. Hitler was crap at leading armies.
thefar
Google, Wiki and so much more at the tips of your fingers. And you simply choose to believe it is a lie. Just prove me wrong. It's not hard.
giadiniera
Strong strategist? Like that campaign into Russia during the winter?
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They attacked in summer and everyone expected Soviet to fall. Germany planned for a long war against France and a short war against Soviet
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And they couldn't have attacked during spring cause of all the mud. This whole attacking Soviet during the winter myth is growing old
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And I'm obviously not defending Hitler, I'm just tired of the whole winter attack myth :-P
stevethegr8t
His handling of Stalingrad seriously speaks to the contrary.
pseudopseudonym
Which part? If you accept that taking the caucasian oil fields is a strategic priority you by definition have a massive flank you need to
pseudopseudonym
anchor, the volga is the only obstacle that is going to make a flank that long defensible, and if the soviets hold stalingrad
pseudopseudonym
they have both a reliable volga crossing and the transport hub they need to cut your stupid thousand mile long salient in two
MarxSoul
Hitler thought he was his generation's Harry Potter, militarily speaking. Not actually HP, but whatever that one wild west book series was.
ColClone54
Username fits
pseudopseudonym
about how they were all perfect and didn't exterminate all those poles and only lost because of hitler
pseudopseudonym
when in reality of course they made their own fucking mistakes and commanded the troops that did a lot of the warcrimes.
pseudopseudonym
US was only too happy to help rehabilitate them once the cold war was on, too
pseudopseudonym
anyway don't use hitler as an excuse for all his fucked-up subordinates and don't pretend evil is inherently incompetent. It isn't.
IWATCHDEATH
Anyone who thinks invading Russia in the winter is a winning strategy is not a strategic genius
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They attacked in summer and expected to be done before winter. The allies expected Soviet to fall as well.
IWATCHDEATH
Well you learn something new every day
getadogupya
Blockedbutimback
Mathis is a cuck for those who have never served under him. DET 1 is innocent and Mathis became a political hack!
PoopholeAintALoophole
Mattis. But thanks for playing!
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Who is the Martin he gives all the credit to for the fabulously shady jokes?
ReptarsGhost
No idea. Martin Dempsey maybe? Former chairman of the join chiefs but he had long been retired before this speech
factcheckmate
Dempsey that was head of TRADOC? Am I that old?
WinchesterTavern
ArtieoftheAbyss
LieselSkywalker
HamburgerWelper
CHAOS ACTUAL COMIN IN HOT
odinragnarok
It is Mad Dog, and has been since Trump was on a reality show.
Deadpo0l
His callsign as the head of CENTCOM was Chaos. But yes, his nickname has been Mad Dog since the early 2000s
WarlockSniper
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought flamesthrowers were forbidden by the Geneva Convention, what a fucking roast.
foxylove96
Fucking military precision with those shots
dudeinsha
What a glorious roast! When??
OneFun
And Capt Crunch.
monkster
Jest3r123
Yeeeeees! Mad dog!
killmepleasefortheloveofgod
Savage, He really does have a plan to murder everyone he mets
DoublevBomb
I find myself always remembering that line, as spoken by TF2's sniper, in his class intro clip.
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
Fine roasts.
Turkishtime04
FATALITY
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Classic Chaos Actual
Feralkyn
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN lmao
BenjyX55
The Meryl Streep of generals.
Bigballz
That’s hilarious
pensylvestre
shinyRK9
Good God, someone let the Mad Dog off his leash!
MurtMurtMurt
Creed Bratton in the house
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Damn... kill shot.
veilsidebpu
What’s Creed Braton doing there ?
Willybum84
DancingPanther
Go phils
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Hue hue hue hue!
Panserclaw
ZazzRazzamatazz
Savage
liptonteabagger
Madethisusernameforonereason
Remember how he was going to be horrible for America and just the absolute worst choice for SecDef? Guess we have turntables again.
MileHighLivin
No?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
There was a bit of worry he'd be a warhawk, but I mostly remember him being pointed at as "the adult in the room" among my liberal circles.
GCRust
Mattis was the only appointee in Trump's initial cabinet I had zero reservations about.
ShinksAvoHazaar
Somebody get the DJ.
countbassy
Two turntables...and a microphone
kindpanda
Where it's at!
Imjusthereforthecomments
Things are gonna change. I can feel it.
copperdomebodhi
Don't see an evaluation of his tenure in the comments. This is about Trump's lack of respect for ... uh ... anyone.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Who thought he was going to be horrible for America? Not even the dumbest pundit would have called him 'the absolute worst choice'.
ReaperCDN
I didn't see many people saying that at all. In general Mattis is well respected, and that's coming from a Canadian with no experience /1
ReaperCDN
of the man. I've heard nothing but good things about him from everybody regardless of political leanings. Except obviously for Trump. 2/2
rayhatesu
Not wrong. It was honestly the only appointment that didn't have the military against him from day 1. Instead they were against him year 2.
WardSharlow
The problem I had was that there was a specific law preventing him from holding the Position, so they changed the law to accomodate him.
WardSharlow
It was a sign of things to come: Laws don't fucking mean anything anymore.
ReaperCDN
^ This is the important bit. Changing laws to suit a purpose rather than because it's right is what degrades rule of law and allows anarchy.
B3N15
Not really, he applied for a waiver. While not used often (the only other use being George Marshall for Sec. of State in 1947), it is a...
WardSharlow
Could you explain to me where the waiver comes in? https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/113
B3N15
Congress is allowed to grant waivers, provided the motion goes through the same system as any law, meaning that it needs to go through...
B3N15
...completely within the bounds of the law. Whether or not the waiver should exist is a different question entirely.
Imjusthereforthecomments
I’ve never known the military to use waivers! /s