If I ever get married again, she's at the top of the list

Nov 28, 2023 7:27 PM

epicurusaquinas

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My ex-wife had almost no sense of humor.

Not only is the woman above apparently more fun, but someone please smack me in the head with nunchaku if I ever "just settle" again.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years. Didn't work out, but at least she made me laugh!!

According to this webpage her "martial status" is single https://www.datingcelebs.com/who-is-martina-hill-dating/

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Here is one with sound...

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/gallery/T7tVY5y from SuperbainK

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Hey @op, I gotta say, imho, the laughter thing is the key to a good relationship. My wife and I share the same funny bone and it def makes things more fun.

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Martina Hill, she is awesome.

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It will have to be her or Mo Collins; most underrated sketch comic ever!

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?1

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The number of times I’ve done this to people with putting my hand over food and asking them, “do you feel how hot this is?!”

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Obligatory "So you're single?"

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I don’t know how anyone stays with a humorless person. Life is too short for that! Glad you got out.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am glad too now. And you say "I don't know how..." but you kinda do. It's like when you ate too much food that one time. Or drove happily and then realized you missed the place you were going 3 minutes ago. See? It's the same mentality. I already know you want to say "those aren't the same thing." I know they're not my 20 yr marriage my ALMOST humorless ex-wife .. but they ARE parallels and so so human.

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I get Gillian Jacobs energy from this gif.

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Meat sticks

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My wife has zero sense of humor.

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Marry someone who can make you laugh

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Ok. If this is what the world has to offer, maybe I just won't get married again at all.

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I'm just about to get a divorce. Never getting married again, it was a nice"experiment" that lasted 16 years I guess... Don't sweat it, you're not the only one in this situation.

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Longer with sound:

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I had one where she cholorformed a kid. That one was brilliant

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wow, what a reference. I don't even remember this part.

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If a partner didn't laugh at my antics, how would I know I have any worth?

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Chuckle

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I think that everyone has a sense of humor. What matters is whether you find the same things funny. Some people think random nut-taps are funny, then blame you for not enjoying their little "prank."

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“What is a nut tap and when is it used? Nut taps are used to produce nuts with metric ISO standard threads according to DIN 13-1.”Sounds very technical but to each their own.

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Cracks me up every time.

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Agree "everyone has..." and I never said she had none. I disagree you need to find the same things funny. My ex-gf's sense of humor was different from mine which I appreciated because I never saw her jokes/humor coming which was refreshing. It helped me see things differently to be around her because, although we were similar, we were different enough to be interesting to each other and grow together. Some people need similarity because they don't enjoy different views as much as we did.

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Can work either way - similar or dissimilar. Neither way is better but my point is you don't have to enjoy the same things to enjoy each other if you're a rather "open minded" or at least emotionally adventurous person. It's all good.

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Sometimes it's not the subject matter, but the way that the jokes are framed. Some people are so naturally deadpan that it doesn't even register as a joke. Listeners take what they say at face value. Back in the day a lot of people thought Norm MacDonald had no sense of humor, because they didn't get what his routine even was. Was Norm wrong or was the audience wrong? Neither, I think. Just the wrong act for the wrong audience, which ironically made it even funnier to the 'right' audience.

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Yup

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Why mess with stick. Stick very good!

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ugh, shad.

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When I see Martina posts I always look forward to the comments.

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Please tell me that guy was NOT in on the joke. It's so much f'n better if he's unaware.

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The look you get from a guy 8 strawberry daiquiris deep at the Anime convention Neko-bar

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Me trying to figure out if she's into me.

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the true reason we introverts going to parties once in a blue moon

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Full German Knallerfrauen sketch with sound https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8v13ps/take_a_look_in_the_livingroom/ Original French sketch witch actress Olivia Côte https://www.y">a>French sketch witch actress Olivia Côte https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDQuPuoPmU&t=2017s and here is her YT channel with many other funny shorts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWCIIJRQImUtolnWZjcSB7Q

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Shouldn't this be considered some kind of sexual harassment or even assualt?

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I am a woman, I have a sense of humor, and I have always hated this clip when she grabs his head to her crotch. Come fucking on!

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NO!

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Come on, look how he is dressed, he is clearly asking for it. /s

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It’s comedy and it’s her husband. Thanks for chiming in though

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It should be. But sometimes when you share a human characteristic with some oppressive part of the human race (in this case male gender), it's best to just STFU .. or if you just MUST attempt moral validation or cathartic release, the next wisest thing you can do is laugh at yourself and others who share that characteristic. Don't worry. There's plenty of karma to go around.

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Wow. I think it's time for me to take a break when people start accusing me of hating my own gender just bcoz I said "give women some room to make humor about shit which THEY had to deal with." I certainly don't hate men/myself nor do I think she (or I) was seriously promoting violence to men. But I WAS STUPID to attempt such an explanation. I know who caused this problem. Time for a break.

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Break time for me!!

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So, what you're saying is "Sexual assualt on men is funny because some men are assholes, therefore I hate all men and think they deserve it." Did I get that right?

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depends, did he like it

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He should have.

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According to imgur upvotes, it's ok if an attractive woman does is

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Whether it's random selfies, RHM, THT, or whatever, only attractive women (and, rarely, men depending on the group mood) will receive accolades and upvotes for this kind of content. If the person in the video were an unattractive woman or a guy, in *most* cases people will downvote or ignore the post entirely. (At the very least, you'd see a lot of "this isn't funny" comments.)

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Don't worry, that's how the rest of society works too.

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According to imgur upvotes, it's okay if it's a staged situation done for a joke and not real.

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