Americans are asleep, retake the colonies.

Jul 4, 2021 4:19 AM

JeevesMk2

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Time to build a superfrigate, run a blockade, and wreck some inferior enemy frigate and laugh as their own shots bounce off the hull.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v we never sleep

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We've been asleep for a long time now

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do it! Do a flip!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what Harry's for

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Tried that in 1812, didn’t work then won’t work now

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please do. Then give us nationalized health care.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy’s wake the fuck up! I’ll hold ‘em. Alternate version of the British are coming

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got a guy named Paul, he's looking out for you sneaking, sneaky mass murders and slavers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More then welcome to try yah limy bastard.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

*than

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

...so... Just the Eastern coast States then? I mean. I'll even throw in California for free.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Philadelphian “Naw”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American I'm tempted to say go on and fucking take it! Place is honestly in a bit of a fucking state.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

It’s in 50 what’s your point?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but so is Britain

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah like you actually want them back at this point

5 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Step 1 Brexit. Step 2 Breunification.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plz take us back

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Please take us back!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2