May 6, 2021 4:11 AM
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Bugkeeper
Dwarf bread, for those culturally ignorant.
Raxiel
What my wife thinks will happen if I leave the bread bag open for more than 30 seconds
28dayslaterwasawarning
Hipster restaurant plates
MantisTobogganPilotMD
when I nod my head, you hit it
ambalika
Dwarfbread :D
MrRobSteel
Very sustaining stuff.
Paledunegis
Forbidden bread!
Zombieemperor
If you can casualy eat this in the morning, their is no one able to STOP you form doing so
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones.
tsekeL8
oh, what was that for?
Notforhire
Should really grind those spurs off, when those things fly off it's like shrapnel from a grenade
Shaodyn
Terry Pratchett's dwarf bread?
Fenomkagogo
Ah. Dwarven battle bread.
Meckmester
How it feels cutting a baguette day after you bought it
Kaboom36
Jezus christ grind the mushrooming off of your tools for God's sake someones gonna get killed
VC999999
I hate seeing striking tools with the mushroomed head just waiting to break off a piece and fly into someones eye! GRIND IT OFF!
jsenne
But bigger head=easier to hit :)
charlesgreen114567
now play cards with them
EveryoneDiesAlone
McHawk
The mushroomed head on that chisel is about to teach this guy why safety glasses are important
shorttaldutchguy
Well.. sliced bread is the best..
foreverinchains
Forbreadden?
HistoriesOfXandY
I think it's stale
NoUseYourName9000
Cleave it to Beaver.
mikeeco68
rock, rock, rock, thumb...
tymonaSmasher
'when I nod my head, you hit it'
JHAustin1969
Searching the comments, just for this. ??
Fnarrrr
Awww, you beat me to it- take your upvote and go away! ?
EnlightenmentSatori
Three Stooges Reference?
I was thinking Laurel and Hardy
Abbot and Costello?
Nexus297
Came here for that?
thadickenz
Breadrock?
GroumphLePreux
For OSHA's breakfast !
parsivalandthegrail
No you can't break bedrock in survival
ProppaGanda
Finest dwarven loaf
VodkaReindeer
Firerock for heating up the sauna
mrsdowneyjr
rodgertheshrubber
And all crust
ButLogicallyTho
I I I I can make yo breadrock
eovsvin
Came for this
greenchair
Flintstones meet the Flintstones
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
They're the modern Stone Age family!
FilthyEarther
Have a yabba dabba do time...
ThorGodOfHammerz
That reminds me I need to take my vitamins this morning.
Christonabike101
Flint-scones.
BSUCLA
paintingagency
I STAY UP LATE, I LIK THE BRED
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
I think you forgot to type a word that starts with a "c" and ends with "leavage".
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a geologist it's the bread and butter of my profession
evilcarp
Doesn't that hurt your teeth?
After a while your teeth grow callouses
Ha
EmoWookie33
Nice cleavage
Noismute
Cleaves better than my 217 Warrior!
DeepFriedAndSanctified
v
EmotionallyMagnificient
Soliiiiiid
HonestCommentFarmer
A0ZAME
I can imagine her voice so clearly. “Oh! Sank you, Ducktah!”
zeros000
Please explain for my friend what you mean
afewgoodhens
Cleaving means 'to split'. Cleavage, in geology, refers to a split along a plane. So we're watching some nice cleavage (rock splitting). [1]
But 'nice cleavage' also refers to breasts, so it's a pun. Interestingly, cleavage (breasts) was actually adopted from the [2]
...geological term in the 1940s. Look under 'etymology' on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts) [3]
MaadMaanMaatt
keoghberry
What scene is this from?
kutison
Gniss indeed.
Goldenteckel
AdmiralSassbar
Saw it coming. Even though he won't. Not anymore.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Did he get fired?
mousing
IlCastradore
What could go wrong
He moved. He shouldn't have moved.
corgiman
Holy shambles
MagicBackPack
riphenstone
So much paperwork
DeadnCold
That was 180° from being a castration..
AlienNippleAntennae
What's this was shit?
Teasaurus
"What is this was shit?"What?⸮?
CptJohnYossarian
I'll translate. "Good sir, your usage of the word "was," in this instance, appears to have been inapposite.
Therepostingposterwithoutanytitleperson
Call the bondulance mate
Bugkeeper
Dwarf bread, for those culturally ignorant.
Raxiel
What my wife thinks will happen if I leave the bread bag open for more than 30 seconds
28dayslaterwasawarning
Hipster restaurant plates
MantisTobogganPilotMD
when I nod my head, you hit it
ambalika
Dwarfbread :D
MrRobSteel
Very sustaining stuff.
Paledunegis
Forbidden bread!
Zombieemperor
If you can casualy eat this in the morning, their is no one able to STOP you form doing so
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones.
tsekeL8
oh, what was that for?
Notforhire
Should really grind those spurs off, when those things fly off it's like shrapnel from a grenade
Shaodyn
Terry Pratchett's dwarf bread?
Fenomkagogo
Ah. Dwarven battle bread.
Meckmester
How it feels cutting a baguette day after you bought it
Kaboom36
Jezus christ grind the mushrooming off of your tools for God's sake someones gonna get killed
VC999999
I hate seeing striking tools with the mushroomed head just waiting to break off a piece and fly into someones eye! GRIND IT OFF!
jsenne
But bigger head=easier to hit :)
charlesgreen114567
now play cards with them
EveryoneDiesAlone
McHawk
The mushroomed head on that chisel is about to teach this guy why safety glasses are important
shorttaldutchguy
Well.. sliced bread is the best..
foreverinchains
Forbreadden?
HistoriesOfXandY
I think it's stale
NoUseYourName9000
Cleave it to Beaver.
mikeeco68
rock, rock, rock, thumb...
tymonaSmasher
'when I nod my head, you hit it'
JHAustin1969
Searching the comments, just for this. ??
Fnarrrr
Awww, you beat me to it- take your upvote and go away! ?
EnlightenmentSatori
Three Stooges Reference?
tymonaSmasher
I was thinking Laurel and Hardy
EnlightenmentSatori
Abbot and Costello?
Nexus297
Came here for that?
thadickenz
Breadrock?
GroumphLePreux
For OSHA's breakfast !
parsivalandthegrail
No you can't break bedrock in survival
ProppaGanda
Finest dwarven loaf
VodkaReindeer
Firerock for heating up the sauna
mrsdowneyjr
rodgertheshrubber
And all crust
ButLogicallyTho
I I I I can make yo breadrock
eovsvin
Came for this
greenchair
Flintstones meet the Flintstones
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
They're the modern Stone Age family!
FilthyEarther
Have a yabba dabba do time...
ThorGodOfHammerz
That reminds me I need to take my vitamins this morning.
Christonabike101
Flint-scones.
BSUCLA
paintingagency
I STAY UP LATE, I LIK THE BRED
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
I think you forgot to type a word that starts with a "c" and ends with "leavage".
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a geologist it's the bread and butter of my profession
evilcarp
Doesn't that hurt your teeth?
isetprettygirlsonfire
After a while your teeth grow callouses
evilcarp
Ha
EmoWookie33
Nice cleavage
Noismute
Cleaves better than my 217 Warrior!
DeepFriedAndSanctified
EmotionallyMagnificient
Soliiiiiid
HonestCommentFarmer
A0ZAME
I can imagine her voice so clearly. “Oh! Sank you, Ducktah!”
zeros000
Please explain for my friend what you mean
afewgoodhens
Cleaving means 'to split'. Cleavage, in geology, refers to a split along a plane. So we're watching some nice cleavage (rock splitting). [1]
afewgoodhens
But 'nice cleavage' also refers to breasts, so it's a pun. Interestingly, cleavage (breasts) was actually adopted from the [2]
afewgoodhens
...geological term in the 1940s. Look under 'etymology' on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts) [3]
MaadMaanMaatt
keoghberry
What scene is this from?
kutison
Gniss indeed.
Goldenteckel
AdmiralSassbar
Saw it coming. Even though he won't. Not anymore.
Ydafuqitmattertho
Did he get fired?
mousing
IlCastradore
What could go wrong
foreverinchains
He moved. He shouldn't have moved.
corgiman
Holy shambles
MagicBackPack
riphenstone
So much paperwork
DeadnCold
That was 180° from being a castration..
AlienNippleAntennae
What's this was shit?
Teasaurus
"What is this was shit?"
What?⸮?
CptJohnYossarian
I'll translate. "Good sir, your usage of the word "was," in this instance, appears to have been inapposite.
Therepostingposterwithoutanytitleperson
Call the bondulance mate