PetMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchCats
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Dec 26, 2016 11:26 PM
PetMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchCats
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idontunderstandwhatshappening
This made me order a pizza or three. Thank you very much. :)
meshmesh9
Domino's ? Really ?
kevinallover
Quiznos ad placement below this.
Guitardrumr
I'm less than 15 minutes from Domino's HQ.
plopramfivo1987
Big_tits_want_a_man_click cipmangthreattag1988.orgfree.com or_look_my_profile ,
JuanDollar
UglyFurbElowZ
iforgotmycoat
Sweet username. Now come here so I can pet you
fred0ne
Are you a french cat ?
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
VagueDictator
I couldn't stop laughing after seeing this
Khatvogel
Only American numbers tho :(
Tlalikwn
It's literally half a mile out of their delivery zones. I feel so helpless (ly hungry)
Gungagin
Just miss a student loan payment or two. You will never be lonely again.
melodramaticbat
After being fired and losing my best friend I cried for hours while slowly making my way through an 8-piece KFC bucket. It was disgusting,/1
melodramaticbat
2/ but I felt better. Not touched KFC since too, and dropped down to 10 stone :-D
RedClamz
Papa bless
MrHinges
What are we talking about? Only minor disappointment of its not actually pizza
PetMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchCats
To each their own.
MrHinges
I'll get the white knight armour off then...
Dragondraikk
Please do call if you can no longer bear the emptiness inside
MiasmaCorrigan
you forgot marco's and mazzios D:
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Bruh. Marcos. Michigan represent
MiasmaCorrigan
actually im in oklahoma, but good on ya anyway :D
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
That Marco is a shifty mo fo then. Cheers
VagisilToothpaste
MITTEN DWELLERS UNITE!
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Fuck yeah!! It's nice to be Smitten By The Mitten
SOLDIERfortheweak
Hey that's my domino's phone number! Get your own
darkhalfbreed
Id rather kill myself than order papa johns
thefrozoneOne
Papa Johns ftw
wadatahmydamie
You can make their pizza at home. All you do is take your existing dough and add a cup of sugar while ranting against employee benefits.
MemesAndDreams
only if I can pet you like one of my French cats
MunusCatticusTheThird
HoboTerry
Im always up to talk
HeyGafilimore
Papa Bless
lazerbeer
These are the three worst pizza joints around.
IDontSeeEnoughDarkTowerOnImgur
If you're worried about bad pizza you don't really understand the beauty of pizza. Bad pizza is still pizza. Cold pizza is still pizza.
FightingMammal
Eh Papa John's that I get pizza at have proven real meat and it tastes good. Just definitely not worth the money...
burgerandy
Pizza Hut.. but I think you're forgetting about Little Caesars, Hungry Howie's, and Cicis.
cookiesnatcha
Hole-in-the-wall pizza joints FTW
highinthehills
I'd be despondent if these were my only choices. Who lives like that?
tachonium
Just remember, if you kill yourself you can never eat pizza again.
Chemeli
You laugh, but every reason, as small as it may be, is good enough to stay alive. I'd take the simple things over anything big any day.
GapingAnalCavity
This fact and that my cats need food has kept me alive more than anything else.
kissmyassets
Inspiration of the highest caliber.
TheRockDude
http://imgur.com/SVUESjM
InformalProof
Every day is one day closer to the next pizza
ArdentSlacker
I've had some very bad pizza. The sort where, after, your belly is just a lump of regret, and your soul wants out of the meatcage.
Subetako
I'm allergic to pizza, guess I have nothing to live for.
nananashisan
If you stay alive you'll have to keep fighting for another momentary satisfaction of eating pizza. Ruthless cycle. Pizza, not even once.
InformalProof
Death: My Antidrug
DiscoTimeBaby
Yeah but if I don't, I have to know that I live in a world with YouTubers and clickbait.
Pootisborn
leighlovesbooks
FACT
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Also miss out on about 4 more star wars movies, kingdom hearts 3, deadpool 2, the MCU, do i need to say more?
mcof
Nice try Bob Iger, CEO of the multinational media conglomerate The Walt Disney Company.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
No comment
VagisilToothpaste
I'd gladly never eat pizza again in exchange for death. Pizza doesn't cure BP-II...but being dead sure would.
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
Dude you okay?
VagisilToothpaste
No, but it's nothing you need to concern yourself with.
waston22
That's a Domino's in Detroit
tinyblasian
No! The HQ for Domino's is located outside Ann Arbor and they use the local area code. 313 is Detroit's area code.
waston22
Yeah, whould have said "Detroit area". I forgot the HQ was in AA, good call
DisBean
I prefer to order my pizza online as to avoid talking to people.
tankdog420
I wonder if this behavior would classify as a form of devolution
Grenateh
Fucking this x100 and then when they don't have online you're like "Time to order from somewhere else that does online orders then!"
96DAWn
I probably would, but we don't have any bigger chains plus I want the pizza man to confirm what I ordered and tell me when it'll be there
wildcatfan4life
At least Domino's lets you know they are there for you with their pizza tracker.
SuspiciousCharacter
And it makes ordering no pizza left beef easy.
thisusernameisloading
Kinda sad how much i can relate to this
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, then I have to pick it up or have it delivered. I don't want that interaction either.
Ruswal
Last time I called I forgot to mention that I'm a student so I get a discount and they really chewed me out for not mentioning earlier :c
iLikeBlue
So do the employees.
mycakedayismycakeday
Recently downloaded an app. Has changed my life.
ItWasOnlyBanter
As someone who works at a pizza place, I appreciate people like you.
bodawolf
I agree. I have a stutter. On-line ordering is much better than hearing someone giggle.
yowierocket
I have a lisp you think that's bad
YooooooooImHereNow
R=w. Always asked if they can talk to my parents. No I'm a gwown man!
SlayTheMuff
I do the same thing; with publix subs also.
Rakint
Its 11pm and i want pizza
tacomastester
It's becouse the future is now
spyghst720
Same =\
myclevarusername
Also better deals.
GrundyScrubber
Worked pizza 10 years. If someone was nice, coherent, and prompt about what they wanted I always hooked them up however possible.
myclevarusername
You da real MVP.
IAMTH3HYPE
As a domino's CSR, I prefer you use the app too so I don't have to pretend I'm happy hearing you fumble over what you want to order
BondHaimBond
Usually, those fancy places that have online ordering, their pizza sucks. Tried to cook myself, burned to a crisp, had to call in order.
jb13760
I do the same when I order from national chains pizzerias. I feel like it helps me to avoid potential confusion due to hearing disability.
jb13760
The problem is, I often order from Mum & Pops chain pizzerias which doesn't have online.
StillNotYouTube
I can't order online because the Domino's website says no one delivers to my area but the nearest store has me inside their map. halp
BurnsBaby
Move your household...we did, now we get Domino's!
Gamemaster64
This reminds me of Jimmy Jones. Can't deliver but there one like 3 miles away. Do what I do, pick a better place to order from.
StillNotYouTube
There's only one other place that delivers to me and it's worse than Domino's.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Hard to imagine
WalterMatthau
Same. Unfortunately this means I can only get shit tier pizzas from the chains big enough to have a decent website.
pie4sale
This!!
TheStigsShitPostingCousin
Just eat? Or hungry house?
TheBroble
There's a local pizza shop in my neighborhood that has online ordering.
OneUpvotePerDay
This works until someone shows up at your door... and you dont want to open it but you knwo there is pizza there
flowseeker
slicelife.com son. Never talk to anyone again.
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ICanFixThat
My dear, you are a god among men.
apercent
All hail flowseeker, our new god
Suariotheweird
Doot
LunaChic
OMG, this is game changing. Thanks bruh.
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