Lmao yes scientifically you are right but in general but colloquially we refer to salmon as salmon and trout as trout. Basically you just did the fisherman's equivalent of pointing out that you should call it Frankensteins monster and not franknestien. Like we all know that you're just being annoying
I wouldn't be caught dead making such a binary distinction about a family of animals that is both delicious and wildly heterogenous in habitat. To me it's like saying "that's a Freightliner, not a truck!".
leonkevlar
Dude was just trying to evolve! Leave him alone!
theSpinnerBoy
I thought it was trying to splash water on some bugs or flies so they would fall in the water for a snack
Siliconhobbit
Fish: Fuck you in particular, Human!
deadtedw
The old Trout Spooge Splash. Skeet skeet.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Maintained eye contact the entire time as well, aggressive.
tinyfootprints
Death Wish Fish
Fargus57
Fish: "Have you had enough. or are you thirsty for more?"
DrKonrad
Trying to evolve into a land mammal I see
FurtiveGlancer
Surprised that the American didn't blast it with a barrage from his shotgun/AR15
swedeonamoose
A fish never forgives a hooking.
LaffertyDanie1
Brings a whole new meaning to "memory of a goldfish"
amundost
That looks like a fish from a fishfarm...
kONthePLACE
F that guy in particular
alcamar
Come here you leg having bitch, fight me - that fish probably
TsubakiTragic
Probably not. Fish got itself into a dead end and was turning around.
elulongin
I’ll splash on you!
Croaked
Magikarp is real
Isthe4thtimethecharm
If this was during spawning season. That most likely is what the fish is thinking.
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Twinklepot
For a hook up maybe?
itdweeb
Neednoggle
Guys, I know they're hot as hell, but please try not to fuck the fish; you'll get crabs.
TheGrapes
What about the snake? Can I fuck the snake?
Neednoggle
Y'know what, if you find a way to do it, and the snake consents, go ahead and fuck the snake.
TheGrapes
How can I not, look how sexy it is
DeadpoolsBabyLegs
Do not the snake
TheDoctorCrankenstein
It's okay. Everyone fucks the snake.
jenw
I assume he's fertilizing some eggs or some shit
graceinsheepsclothing
And now it's on your pants
azazyel
Yeah, he was splashing around to spread out his....seed
Mitchz95
imaynotbeasmartmanjenny
Looks like he took a wrong turn and was trying to turn around salmon aren’t exactly bright in horny mode
PubMed12927120suckssobad
OK, but why the eye contact, then?
DeckardB26354
Neither am I.
historymemesandstuff
Rainbow trout. You can tell by the rainbow color
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Ah yes, the Rainbow Trout of family salmonidae
historymemesandstuff
Lmao yes scientifically you are right but in general but colloquially we refer to salmon as salmon and trout as trout. Basically you just did the fisherman's equivalent of pointing out that you should call it Frankensteins monster and not franknestien. Like we all know that you're just being annoying
donthaveonebrojustlurk
I wouldn't be caught dead making such a binary distinction about a family of animals that is both delicious and wildly heterogenous in habitat. To me it's like saying "that's a Freightliner, not a truck!".
MichelGoussu
Well, may I highlight you were the one correcting the man who was giving a valuable information?
crimpitdown9001
Big looking rainbow, but something about his head leaves me with questions...
dalaimickey
Steelhead?
smegheadenergy
They morph in the final stage of life
sharkynomnoms
It still has a fat squat head. Looks potentially hatchery raised
crimpitdown9001
I was thinking some kind of disease or growth... caught plenty over the years. Definitely an oddball
ifixlasers42
I’m not your Bro, guy.
weallfloatdownhereeee
I'm not your guy, budday
ifixlasers42
I’m not your Buddha brother
Cthulhuchooseyou
I'm not your guy, bud.
elulongin
I’m not you bud, pal.
MrCheesebiscuit
I'm not your pal, dude.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
I'm not your dude, homie
BenYourFriend
I’m not your pal, but you know what I am?
smegheadenergy
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ifixlasers42
Michelle, Michelle!!!