Chả giò heffer

Jun 3, 2026 5:55 PM

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Vietnamese family at work would do bulk rolls like this and people would order dozens. They finally opened a place and it's great

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One more time for the slow assed people in the back!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

2 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

To the power^ of infity!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Heffa!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I married into a mexi-rican family for the food and then my BIL married into a filipino family for the same reason so now theres lumpia at every gathering at its great.

I question frying them all at once tho, thats gonna make em suck up a bunch of the frying oil and be super greasy.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

make shit good

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the slow ass dude in the back. "fuck them gloves" made me spit my water all over my wife's laptop too

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way more grease per roll. the more the temp is dropped the greaser the food will be. dont do this

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

overcrowded - that causes the oil to cool down too much and it takes longer to cook; soaks up more oil and the rolls end up soggy instead of crispy.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is purely performative because it looks neat. It results in oily, disappointing rolls.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

God I love lumpia. v

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That’s actually really easy to make… whelp.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't this lower the oil temp too much and cause the rolls to get soggy with oil?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So instantly lower the temp of the oil so they all end up mushy and oily? No thanks.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heffa?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In case anyone was like me & wondered what the fuck Hikumuh is, here you go: Jicama (pronounced HEE-kuh-muh) is a crunchy, starchy root vegetable often called a Mexican potato, Mexican turnip, or yam bean in English. It has brown skin and white flesh, frequently described as tasting like a sweeter, juicier apple or water chestnut. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324241#how-to-use

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FRY ALL OF YOUR ROLLS AT ONCE AND EXPLODE INTO SPACE // BOOOORN TO BE WIIIILD ~~~~

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"slow ass people in the back" how she know I was watching?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah I lie

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bullshit, dunking all the rolls at once drops the temp of the oil too low and they soak up with grease. Letting them sit a little longer gets the dough crunchy again but the insides are drowned in lukewarm mush.

2 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

and when they're crowded like that, the sides stick together, and/or don't cook evenly as they touch each other

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now i know why some reataurants have good rolls and some places have mushy rolls. Thanks

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did wonder about this. Could you compensate by having a slightly higher starting temp?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Much larger pan could help

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would do it in multiple frys if the inside were or cooked but you are doing it that way to save time so....

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cook would likely be uneven at best if you tried to aggressively manage temps. Big mass of oil vs food is best.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck now I'm hungry. I'm also hungry an hour from now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck this trend of showing videos out of order. Short form videos have ruined attention spans to the point that every video has to have a hook at the being to ensure viewers don't scroll away when they don't see something interesting in the first five seconds.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She calling me a cow?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

it's either "heifer" or "jefe" or a secret third thing

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If she wasn't, I'm pretty sure someone on imgur (pronounced "imgur") is now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

instructions unclear it's now pronounced iamgrr

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fry all of your rolls at once, babe, and explode into space! Like a true nature's child, I was born, born to eat fried.

2 months ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 0

I had the exact same thought!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well played.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you beat me to it you sob

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank YEW! (deep bow)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cholesterol so high, think I’m gonna diiieeeeee!

Born to eat friiiiied!
Hips big and wiiiiiide!

2 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

I'm supposed to eat more unsaturated fats, like peanut oil. So I deep fry in that. I get it by the half gallon at the asian grocery stores.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get your scooter runnin'
Head to the Costco
Looking for appetizers
Gonna boil them in Crisco

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, darlin', go and make it happen

Face the world with a greasy face

Fry all of your rolls at once

Watch, they might explode in your face!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Performed by Deepenfried?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meatloaf.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stentinheart

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nuocmamafoods on instagram. She cooks a ton of good stuff.

2 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

How do you pronounce those things anda where are they from?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not if she's leaving eggs shells in, she's not

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Hush! You need the calcium.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There was a time that I ate 45 spring rolls in a lunch sitting

That time is now

2 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Good luck, old man!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah it’s too tempting… All fried at once, eat all at once too

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer my spring rolls to egg rolls.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Especially lumpia

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. They're lighter, and if done right super crisp and tasty. I've had egg rolls that are kind of heavy, and the shell gets too...Not gummy, but chewy?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Egg rolls are supposed to be crispy AND chewy - that’s what makes them so gooood

If I had to pick one… picking spring rolls.
BUT a GOOD egg roll is a thing of real beauty.

I used to go to a place thst did egg roll flights with chicken parm, Rueben, steak and cheese, and fajita chicken egg rolls. It’s still there in Lowell MA if you ever are in the area!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For me it's more the health benefits. The frying takes away a lot of that. Plus spring rolls you can add veggies and different proteins such as fish.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, I was thinking just generic.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0