Pony infestation

May 30, 2017 2:39 AM

ABPSEUDONYM

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For several years I have been hiding my little pony toys in my friends house, now my roommate (who thinks this is hilarous) is moving out so I've been hiding them in his moving boxes to find later. Here is one of my more ambitious efforts.

Step one acquire ponies

Step two determine volume displacement of said pastel horse

Step three force into empty deodorant tube (Had to melt it a bit to make it fit hence the first picture where you see "enhanced interrogation techniques" being applied)

Melt and re-pour deodorant into the full spout on the bottom (there's a plug you can push out from the inside)

My kitchen is now a god awful mess (at least it smells very clean)

Not perfect placement but she's in there! This is probably wayyyy to much work for a joke but I tend to overdo everything. My last one I used a stencil and anti-fog coating on a bathroom mirror to make a face that shows up only when you shower

He's also packing a 10-pack of soap so....

You're my hero

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope in a few months they post on imgur about finding these ponies in weird places.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love it; so much work for so little payoff, just like real life.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woo fp! I've wanted to make it but I didn't think my 3rd post (witn ponies no less) would make it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My daughter came in as the picture of the pony was against the burner and screamed in horror.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hats off to you, thats fucking dedication

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

*takes off hat to reveal mlp figurine underneath*

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like it, when my sister got her own place I would hide ketchup packs around the house just to mess with her

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like your long game.

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Ponies on the front page!?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Effort is respected.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good clean prank. Just don't destroy any of his property. Try one in a shampoo bottle or in a cutout from a roll of toilet paper.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse a post from the past.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy hell, @OP had some serious dedication.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Archived.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends did this after my fathers funeral. Great friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please please please keep us updated on his reaction. I know he's moving but I imagine he'll call when he finds a PONY in his toiletries.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Oh I plan to. I can't wait till after he finds them and I can show him that he was (sort of) on fp.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't understand, why is he melting one of them on a stove?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you even read it? He said he had to melt it a bit to fit inside the container.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I guess I missed that part

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People finish a deodorant it's like chapstick usually use it or toss it long before I get all the way through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who has that kind of money to waste? Toss half of a thing of deodorant?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've got one for you (from 4Chan originally). Get a MLP, preferably Rainbow Dash for tradition, and put it in a jar. Then you regularly ..

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

OK - Who thought they knew where this was going?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I think there was a failed attempt of this posted in a cringe post awhile back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone posted a small part and I linked the whole story (from Imgur), but it got removed. Honestly, I don't blame them...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was an.......interesting read, that's for sure

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately yes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cum jar?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Cooked cum jar

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sadly I have to say I did....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, dude. Don't get too wild with the prank.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 10

"Sir, the mass in your cranium seems to be distinctly horse-shaped. Unfortunately, it's malignant."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Woah hey there, cutting up a man's soap? That's taking it way too far

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

They're good ponies bront

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I say go harder. I need ship in a bottle level of perplexion here.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Shh. Let him Winston.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Prank level: Winston

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck this guy, op. Do more. Sew one into a couch. Place one inside his computer. Knock him out and surgically place one in his abdomen.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'm fucking dying laughing at this comment

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm laughing at this entire post and the comments

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is only a matter of time before you are brain storming ways to sneak one up his asshole without him noticing

9 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 3

well that's easy. just melt down one of his suppositories and repeat the above.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just give me a 'hey hello' and I'm good to go.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

@op can balance it on his dick before entry

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm going to take a wild guess and bet internet is full of tutorials about ponies and tight body orifices, no brainstorming needed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the packages and not my little pony condoms, right?

9 years ago | Likes 445 Dislikes 4

The most effective contraception!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why, have you lost your little pony condoms?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think those are just mystery bags for the toys

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct. The toys being used here are the cheapest line of mop toys. The blind bag minis.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It says "friendship magic" on them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I can believe that's a thing. But I would have thought that they would be advertising trotcon.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What the fuck

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Is that a cry for more?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If they're my little pony condoms they'll be the only condoms to be 100% effective at preventing sex

9 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 3

Well, "consentual" sex

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I mean it's not like animals consent to being eaten either.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not saying I believe it, or that it's even relevant. But Native Americans thought animal spirits surrendered to humans, thus consenting :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Girlfriend would roll on the floor with laughter if I would appear with a MLP condom. Still would hump me tho.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I take it there are some people on the internet you have not met.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised, these communities love their conventions and hotel rooms for a reason. Furry, brony, Ted talks, they all end the same

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, I know you can be a fan of a cartoon and have sex. Just makin a joke with a stereotype.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bs. I've got 10x more pussy when i got the mlp flavoured ones

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 19

Flavoured? They taste like pony?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 x 0 is still 0

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1