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Sep 15, 2018 9:10 PM
Okebel
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Don't forget to encourage him by going on his page: https://randowis.com/
Janusha
These comics are always too weird for me. Always miss the mark.
PrfctDrk
When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool!
hangar
"When life gives you lemons, sock em in the face with a lemon juice."
THRAWN18
I thought it looks like something he's gonna shove up life's asshole
FixedsysLabs
You know what they say. When life gives you lemons use child Labor.
KillerGymSox
I have always said "When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in a child's eye"
KrakedUp
Never look a gift lemon in the mouth
bagwithwhichonedouches
Munchman347
'Nooo, that's not supposed to be a butt plug!...'
ComicSansHumor
When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it Lemon-AIDS.
Nullspeak
burn his house down
sjbrooksy7447
Life proceeds to rub newly squeezed lemon in my eye
jonoboto
.....which i enjoy
IndigoCatalyst
He's grabbing life by the wrist. It's not the lemon he intends to ream...
Seizethegap
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
THRAWN18
I thought it looks like something he's gonna shove up life's asshole
WhichIsIt
Hey whatever floats his boat ?
00tj
Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down. With lemons.
JTechnopotheosis
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/26/bc/2626bc5decc899c847391398258cc332.jpg
Woolytop
That's not for the lemon.
thegelatoking
PapaLuigi1
Have you seen my le-mons.*intensifies* I want my le-mons
Chevalpuant88
PolPoi
When life gives you lemons eat the lemon and shit it out then throw that lemony shit at life's face.
ZeiroCanizora
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the whole world wonder how you did it!
Glassesmanic
"I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!"
aztjazcab
when life give you lemona Just put the damn lemon down and get on with your day You don't need to act on every thing that you are presented.
Plastefuchs
Cave Johnson said it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM
GodEmperor0fMankind
When god gives you lemons YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
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TurquoiseTortoise
Preposterous amounts of testosterone!
butteredtoast789
MENERGY!!
phoenixht1
SiRoj90
BOY, POWERTHIRST, MAN!
foofypoops
NEW FLAVORS: MANANA, FIZZBITCH, AND GUN
Weavedaddy
Now in WOMEN!
GodEmperor0fMankind
MADE WITH LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTNING!
MrsSlavicHorse
These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are ENERGY PUNS! TURBOPUNS!
WhoShotMeInTheHead
GodEmperor0fMankind
APairofDocks
400 BABIES
foofypoops
So many babies
absolutezero182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
TheAngriestBeardman
Powerthirst comes in three all new flavors; Manana, Fizzbitch, and Gun.
Istherenothingleft
Cloning is for WHITE PEOPLE!
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
All is One and One is All.
DocAqua
Manana, Fizzbitch, and GUN!!
WaitingForEnder
But what is that, a sea shell?
RocknOats
Can someone please address this?
CityYeti
It's a juicer, like the ones you stick half a lemon on and twist down
cntrfldr
Manual juicer.
Beefblaster
I think it's a juicer
LokiShinigami
When Life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I dont want your damn lemons, what am I suppose to
ShamanOfHigh
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRnMkSyknofSLpS/giphy.gif
ExplodingRobotColon
When life gives you lemons, just eat the damn lemons. Lemons are deliciously tart. Add a bit of sugar, mmm.
ExplodingRobotColon
Note: I have no enamel on my teeth left
notyoureverydaysuperhero
neophlyte
Cave Johnson 2020
Cyractacus
America: We do what we must because we can
LokiShinigami
LokiShinigami
do with these? Demand to see Life's Manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give LokiShinigami Lemons. Do You know who I Am?
Cheomesh
...whine like a little bitch, you mean?
pthoman
You okay?
Cheomesh
I'm fine; that whole saying is just basically like "If life gives you lemons, moan, bitch, and complain about it!"
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
...It's a Portal reference
n3ckr0mantic
I'm the guy who's going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN - WITH THE LEMONS
BRASSMONKEYTHATFUNKYMONKEY
Yes Glorious @LokiShinigami ...now we know who you are! Witnessed!
RickyRoyce
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!!!
TurquoiseTortoise
Godberry! King of the JUICE. https://youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk
Deathpunkin
FIZZBITCH! AND GUN!
TurquoiseTortoise
LokiShinigami
I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down... with the Lemons. I'm gonna get some engineers to invent a combustible Lemon that burns your
LokiShinigami
House down! [Burn its house down! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!]
inugod
err sir you kinda suck at your job, just making an observation.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Welp, time to play it again. For the 50th time.
SederHishtalshelus
.... I love you. I'm in love with you now.
AnonOmis1000
I have a feeling glados would support trump
javer80
Nah. Cave was a scientist. A murderous, amoral scientist, but a scientist. She respected that very much.
LokiShinigami
Why you got to bring politics into this?
SirReginaldXII
That’s Cave Johnson.
CoolKidzSayWhat
Doesn't life know that shinigamis love apples?
LokiShinigami
Exactly!
heroesblood
That scene was hilarious and heartbreaking. He knew he was on his way out and couldn't stop it.
ApsychicRat
perhaps getting less moon rock on the inside would have helped
RayMC
What is this a reference too?
RedRocketMan
Portal 2 - video game. Aka best game ever made