They should connect AdGem to their website because people can donate money they earn through playing mobile games on that. My local animal shelter set one up and they’ve raised over $300 since last month alone
I've seen the land Cards Against Humanity saved from Trump, and it was an awesome natural area of lots of wild animals, including wild horses. I used to live in that part of Texas. Elon fucked it all up dumping shit on the land, even though he didn't own it.
Bad to vultures. Launch him straight into the sun, because the earth doesn’t want him and floating in the endless void might accidentally be too close to what he might want.
Actually screw the rockets altogether, just dump the body into an active volcano.
How about renting a bulldozer and demolish the buildings and whatever crap he has illegally built on your land? (after a weeks notice posted on every door there)
In general no. At least not for anything of value (vs illegally dumped trash). Not without going though a legal process to have it classified as abandoned as opposed to lost/misplaced/etc.
For a fairly common example, if someone leaves a car on your property, you can have a tow company remove it. It then sits in their impound lot, while the tow company attempts to contact the owner via DMV records. Only if a few months go by with the owner failing to respond or refusing to pay can the tow company do a big pile of paperwork with the state to acquire the title and send the car to auction or the scrap yard (depending on condition).
For a typical junk car - people abandon 20 year old Chevy Cavaliers, not 2 year old Silverados (and not just because even if the owner is broke a new vehicle will have a finance company who'll want it back to minimize losses from the bad loan), - the tow company is unlikely to get more than the cost of towing, their cost for storing it for a few months (typically far less than the "F you! pay me!" rate they charge for storage), and the paperwork needed to get a title and dispose of the car.
What a great game! A buddy invited his college age daughter and her friends to play with us one night at a bar while on a Cactus League trip in Scottsdale. Hilariously epic evening none of us will forget.
I love CAH. The only bad experience I've ever had with it was playing with a bunch of older people who were like... The only way I can describe it is "performatively woke", as stupid as that sounds. Basically, they kept trying to put the cards together to form sentences that sounded "deep" and everyone would vote for that instead of the funny ones. Definitely gotta know who you're playing with a little bit.
Better than the ones that make the racist jokes because they agree with them, rather than laughing at. "Haha, black people are dumb" vs "look at this dumbness take some ppl got"
I'd honestly take that over people who vote for a black card because the black card is funny by itself, even when it makes no sense with the white card.
Aircraft maintainers have a completely different mindset than IT guys. You can be clever with IT guys, but dick jokes will always win with maintainers.
oh so touchy are we? can’t even say musk had no friends because we might upset someone, so let’s watch the world burn and hold hands and sing fucking kubaja
Yes, if you laugh at someone being X you could upset those that are X, that’s how the universe works. So, if you care and just if you care about people you don’t even know, be sure being X is something shameful or you could be upsetting people that do not deserve to be upset.
10% of profits from sales of expansions etc goes to it. The $10 if donated directly all goes to it from my reading/understanding? So for other things it covers costs of operations & production & staffing etc etc.
I read it as, if you buy stuff, 10% of the profits from that stuff goes toward the mission of fucking with the sad little bitch with no friends. However, if you give them $10, that goes directly toward the mission.
FoxVoxDK
God damn i love these people.
Mungitis
A statue of him getting f***** by trump and Epstein holding a camera to it.
seriously9
@op are you allowed to set up your very own flock camera just for property protection reasons of course. đź‘€
Velv3tThunder
Wait, so CAH owns the land, and Elon has just been building stuff on it, and the courts are just like "fuckin whatever man."?
kInADress
I wonder if I've ever spent $10 faster
fknbastard
Just plant all the busted cybertrucks ass up like gravestones with their mileage like dates engraved on each one.
ChloeRed
NaziTruck Henge?
Mariguamar
Only 10$? I am in.
meganical
They should connect AdGem to their website because people can donate money they earn through playing mobile games on that. My local animal shelter set one up and they’ve raised over $300 since last month alone
bhifi
Dammit. I’m a proud owner of officially 1x1 sq foot of land there. I have the paperwork!
DukatNaranek
Favoritng so I can hopefully remember to click the link and donate. I want on that committee
Munchman347
Build an 'Open pond manure storage facility' upwind of those McMansions...
JerryTheAttackDuck
I've seen the land Cards Against Humanity saved from Trump, and it was an awesome natural area of lots of wild animals, including wild horses. I used to live in that part of Texas. Elon fucked it all up dumping shit on the land, even though he didn't own it.
So yeah fuck Elon. Best $10 I've ever spent.
StrangerRangerDanger
Elon Musk is a fuck of a boy, just look at his rich kid face. id like to make his dream come true and shoot him into outer space. 🎵
AnOceanOfStars
That monument could have been a pyre, just saying.
DYSBcero
Donated last night! Also got some new expansion packs I didn’t know about
judyblue
I was one of those who gave my $15 to the cause years ago. Happy to give again.
Akule
A giant statue of him in his most iconic outfit would suit the theme:
Az663
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-babyfur-rumor
Ritawho
A giant Luigi Mangione statue or...
wattsdass
I’ve never felt so good about spending $10
Sneertm
Apparently a lot of women's wants to fuck with him, he had like 14 kids official, and more unofficial for sure.
Kyzyl
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
Isiel89
Best 13.96 CAD I’ve spent in a long time.
leviaton
Buying now!
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Ditto! đź¤
ReallyOG
Thank you for the link. $10 well spent on Nazi Annoying.
CommunCreator
Maybe open a Rivian dealership
trinxter
Can we build a morgue for the ijit?
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
fuck that. Sky burial. Give him to the vultures.
MylundTheMad
Bad to vultures. Launch him straight into the sun, because the earth doesn’t want him and floating in the endless void might accidentally be too close to what he might want.
Actually screw the rockets altogether, just dump the body into an active volcano.
becuzz04
Why do you hate vultures?
choppedliveraldente
They eat too fast
Gin2ki
How about renting a bulldozer and demolish the buildings and whatever crap he has illegally built on your land? (after a weeks notice posted on every door there)
philmoregraves
Go to their site, the way this is worded is slightly misleading. Musk built his shit city All AROUND their parcel of land it seems
SumOneElse
There was never anything built on it. The fuckup was just bulldozing, gravelling, and using it as a storage lot like a number of adjacent spaceX lots.
TheBreadTurtle
if someone stores stuff on your land without your permission, couldn't you just...idk, take it?
SumOneElse
In general no. At least not for anything of value (vs illegally dumped trash). Not without going though a legal process to have it classified as abandoned as opposed to lost/misplaced/etc.
SumOneElse
For a fairly common example, if someone leaves a car on your property, you can have a tow company remove it. It then sits in their impound lot, while the tow company attempts to contact the owner via DMV records. Only if a few months go by with the owner failing to respond or refusing to pay can the tow company do a big pile of paperwork with the state to acquire the title and send the car to auction or the scrap yard (depending on condition).
SumOneElse
For a typical junk car - people abandon 20 year old Chevy Cavaliers, not 2 year old Silverados (and not just because even if the owner is broke a new vehicle will have a finance company who'll want it back to minimize losses from the bad loan), - the tow company is unlikely to get more than the cost of towing, their cost for storing it for a few months (typically far less than the "F you! pay me!" rate they charge for storage), and the paperwork needed to get a title and dispose of the car.
dirtmarker
It has to be a block wall with a mural of the no hair elon pic pre-plastic surgery. 60 feet high. Signed by all the kids he has who have disowned him.
Pulger
A statue of Vivian.
69Voltage
What a great game! A buddy invited his college age daughter and her friends to play with us one night at a bar while on a Cactus League trip in Scottsdale. Hilariously epic evening none of us will forget.
Kittynomnoms
I love CAH. The only bad experience I've ever had with it was playing with a bunch of older people who were like... The only way I can describe it is "performatively woke", as stupid as that sounds. Basically, they kept trying to put the cards together to form sentences that sounded "deep" and everyone would vote for that instead of the funny ones. Definitely gotta know who you're playing with a little bit.
CannonFolder
Better than the ones that make the racist jokes because they agree with them, rather than laughing at. "Haha, black people are dumb" vs "look at this dumbness take some ppl got"
speedonthis
That sounds like a very annoying way to ruin a round of CAH
Xenarion
I'd honestly take that over people who vote for a black card because the black card is funny by itself, even when it makes no sense with the white card.
PerrinAybara564
"bees?"
battery1979
Aircraft maintainers have a completely different mindset than IT guys. You can be clever with IT guys, but dick jokes will always win with maintainers.
demosteness
I don’t like the “with no friends” part. There’s a lot of beautiful and respectable human beings out there that have no friends.
eadanke
So we need an involuntary friendless distinction?
demosteness
Or just stop shaming about not having friends. He has enough defects as to not laugh at treats that aren’t actually flaws.
getoffmycloud
give the guys a tenner and stop being ridiculous
demosteness
Openly commenting that I’m being ridiculous for what I said talks loud about you as a person. Don’t tell me what to do.
getoffmycloud
oh so touchy are we? can’t even say musk had no friends because we might upset someone, so let’s watch the world burn and hold hands and sing fucking kubaja
demosteness
Yes, if you laugh at someone being X you could upset those that are X, that’s how the universe works. So, if you care and just if you care about people you don’t even know, be sure being X is something shameful or you could be upsetting people that do not deserve to be upset.
getoffmycloud
we were laughing at elon before you showed up
VulcanTourist
Only 10% goes toward the monument. Where does the rest go? Cards Against Humanity has never been nonprofit.
hellvis
Nice try, jizz-gargling lawyer.
sailorjurai108
10% of profits from sales of expansions etc goes to it. The $10 if donated directly all goes to it from my reading/understanding? So for other things it covers costs of operations & production & staffing etc etc.
ObeeJuanKenobi
I read it as, if you buy stuff, 10% of the profits from that stuff goes toward the mission of fucking with the sad little bitch with no friends. However, if you give them $10, that goes directly toward the mission.
AbsoluteKilljoy
How about a giant penis that says SpaceSex
dreikommavierzehn
AbsoluteKilljoy
Darrrth Vader maybe not now but sometime later you're very phallic so big black and metallic only you could be soooo bolllld
m4uboy
elon would absolutely love that, though.
Grimmrog
A non erect one woth musks broken nillywilly
Garwoodxx
How about a flaccid penis that says SpaceX
Garwoodxx
Make Elon go to court making it all the more public
Az663
It's not supposed to be a gift. :P
beelzebob23
"For $10", you can give me your $10.
Larktonguesinadicecup
I don't think I can, unless you're local
Az663
A noble goal, this.
homemadechef
For just the cost of a cup of coffee a day you can buy me a cup of coffee a day.
MaverickTitan
Is that what a cup of coffee costs these days?!
nesurame
if you buy one that costs 10 dollars, it is