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Check out my other Inventions - https://www.instagram.com/unnecessaryinventions/
Mar 17, 2019 12:02 AM
rightcoastguy
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Check out my other Inventions - https://www.instagram.com/unnecessaryinventions/
ivebeenimgured
You should add a cut out so you can center it using your nose.
Woestkonijn
I need one so I can shave my own mohawk.
LionsDragon
Just checked out your Instagram and actually like the phone bed.
thankstheyreclipons
I fail to see how this is unnecessary
onealaskan
Chindogu!
rightcoastguy
I just got one of his books!
Niagaran
Dozens of similar items already on AliExpress
rightcoastguy
Searched Hulk Hogan found nothing.
cosmosHiggsBison
Zima blue
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I need to see the end result
skribbly
naytorin
I feel like I should point out that that's a horseshoe, not a handlebar. Stalin and Taft had handlebars.
superbest
They actually make a product that does this. I've seen the infomercial
fencer1964
Not all heroes...
DrSharkbite
BigSkeech
Does it come with an air guitar and nWo shirt?
pepper0770
AFrogNamedClyde
You look like you drive a Subaru
rightcoastguy
I can pick you up in my 2012 Outback.
LobsterBandito
Macho Man approves.
hydrocarbon82
Dyslexicbirch
Your eyes are stunning
rightcoastguy
Well thank you.
Dyslexicbirch
Ive always wanted green eyes
jennym123
I want one of these for my vagina.
scribethemad
Another commenter linked this, seems similar: http://s.aliexpress.com/U7VVNrAz
thrillingheroics
I did not see this comment coming. What would that be called? A Fu-Man-Cooch?
StorellaDeville
A man's face?
JeSuisIvre
I just shave everything because I kept fucking up shaving a cute little triangle:( I need one too!
plutoisstillaplanetinmyheart
motokeith
StorellaDeville
From wish.com?
rightcoastguy
I see no mention of Hulk Hogan. 0/10 the same.
PantlessThunderGoose42
They make something like this for women to shape their pubes. Sauce: http://s.aliexpress.com/U7VVNrAz
therealbardman
I’ll be in my bunk.
NachoPete
CziltangBrony
henrysnugglemonster
What a time to be alive.
rightcoastguy
Unfortunately I can not model this for you.
napsmear
manonthemountain
rightcoastguy
Oh yeah!
BishopBarghest
I just took a look and I thought you said these inventions were unnecessary... I can tell you I'm not fond if liars
rightcoastguy
Sue me!
HairyBigBalls
clownfarts
.
whhy
Das good shit
ILoveBtsUwU
gibletsngravy
Is this hentai?
MaximusUltima
Only for truly fucked up people. So, yes.
rafaelfy
i hope so
degenerator
It is a steaming fresh cinnamon bun.
PlageAanden
No, it's not pixilated. Don't waste a fap to normie weaboo shit.
Worldf1re
redhandfilms
Hmm. I could see it shifting to either side and messing up your alignment. Add 2 bumps on the top edge to lock it centered in your nostrils.
NightHouseAssociation
So it's real.
TheAdjuster
https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Goatee-GoateeSaver-GTS-1001/dp/B001F2B3P8
rightcoastguy
I know you are but what am I.
GINO11111
mikeatike
BattleHaard
Always upvote DS9
LivingDecomposition
I've actually seen products like this on Wish and shit. They're very real
Namotatop
Yeah but it's not a mass product.
billingsworthswagamuffin
My question is does it work on pubes?
Selfawerewolf
BadDragon1183
God, I wish they would have made a sequel to that!
SirSciencewastaken
hotdogsinmilk
Yeah, technically once they're actually made, they're real.
ISaidSarcastically
DrVinnyBoomBotch
schmonday
Is it a real product if it can't be obtained and is never offered?
Armoredsaint
Exactly! It's a real item but not a real product
pogoblaster
Prototype
Armoredsaint
A prototype isn't a product it's a prototype
AlexisWalker
It can be obtained if you have access to a 3d printer.
BlastFX
And a hot air gun. Or maybe an oven. Or hot water, I guess. Just something to heat up the frame to bend it.
AlexisWalker
You could also print it curved and then sand down the zigzags or give it an acetone vapor bath.
Yersister1969
Is the anal cavity of your basic human warm enough to heat up and bend the frame?
mybrothersmario
or just hot water, PLA softens super easily.
TheMightyMoto
How much?
Un1cornsw4g
At least 12
thechillpilgrim
Brother
MeganEulene
Tree fiddy
W0ND0
cubsfanman22
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
If you have to ask, you don't know.
SirSciencewastaken
I know you're joking, but I've always fucking hated that. Like bitch what if I can?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I got 12 dollars!
IRecordYourComments
Here’s your 1 avocado on toast and no change.
yvanethnioj
Landfill, no.
shadowforcey
6
Spooner1
Okay but this could be useful to someone who is very anal about getting the shape of a goatee or handlebar 'stache. sell em on amazon!
Mithi
www.amazon.com/s?k=beard+shaping+tool
CiaranMcHale
+1 for link. I never knew such things existed and had occasionally wondered how some men managed to accurately shape their beards.
StorellaDeville
Handlebar anal moustache.
Spooner1
Now that would be a useless product ha ha
VelvetWarhol
Sumdumguy42
anyone else have absolutely no problem imagining Trump instead of Hogan in that scene?
FrenziiTheIMP
Never thought I would live long enough to see mankind create sentient hot dogs.
Juggernut
R.I.P Mean Gene
Jaco927
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Dat backstroke tho
thedarkcanuck
The silky hair of a blonde Chinese man, and the skin of a hot dog
Kieralynh
He went to my high school (not at the same time as me); he’s pretty much the most famous person to come from there. Haha
MyDadsIphone
Except you, boo!
Kieralynh
CloakerJosh
God I fucking love that you do this.
rightcoastguy
Same.
AFeedFromCloudMountain
I love that someone else loves that someone does this
mypostsdontgetmanyupvotes
I love that you love that he loves that someone does this.
bigearsmcgee
I like turtles.
KRicci
I like that you like turtles.
raylit20
I like burritos. Turtles are cool too. But not as cool as burritos.