For fun, I design and prototype fake products. This is the My Perfect Hogan. Get the perfect Hulk Hogan handle bar mustache every time with this shaving staple.

Mar 17, 2019 12:02 AM

rightcoastguy

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Check out my other Inventions - https://www.instagram.com/unnecessaryinventions/

You should add a cut out so you can center it using your nose.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I need one so I can shave my own mohawk.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just checked out your Instagram and actually like the phone bed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fail to see how this is unnecessary

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chindogu!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got one of his books!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dozens of similar items already on AliExpress

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Searched Hulk Hogan found nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zima blue

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to see the end result

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like I should point out that that's a horseshoe, not a handlebar. Stalin and Taft had handlebars.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They actually make a product that does this. I've seen the infomercial

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Does it come with an air guitar and nWo shirt?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You look like you drive a Subaru

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can pick you up in my 2012 Outback.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Macho Man approves.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Your eyes are stunning

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive always wanted green eyes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want one of these for my vagina.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Another commenter linked this, seems similar: http://s.aliexpress.com/U7VVNrAz

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did not see this comment coming. What would that be called? A Fu-Man-Cooch?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A man's face?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just shave everything because I kept fucking up shaving a cute little triangle:( I need one too!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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From wish.com?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see no mention of Hulk Hogan. 0/10 the same.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They make something like this for women to shape their pubes. Sauce: http://s.aliexpress.com/U7VVNrAz

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I’ll be in my bunk.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately I can not model this for you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just took a look and I thought you said these inventions were unnecessary... I can tell you I'm not fond if liars

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sue me!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 10

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Das good shit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Is this hentai?

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Only for truly fucked up people. So, yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hope so

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is a steaming fresh cinnamon bun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's not pixilated. Don't waste a fap to normie weaboo shit.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hmm. I could see it shifting to either side and messing up your alignment. Add 2 bumps on the top edge to lock it centered in your nostrils.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So it's real.

7 years ago | Likes 1467 Dislikes 5

I know you are but what am I.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Always upvote DS9

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've actually seen products like this on Wish and shit. They're very real

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but it's not a mass product.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My question is does it work on pubes?

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

God, I wish they would have made a sequel to that!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, technically once they're actually made, they're real.

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a real product if it can't be obtained and is never offered?

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Exactly! It's a real item but not a real product

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Prototype

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A prototype isn't a product it's a prototype

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It can be obtained if you have access to a 3d printer.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

And a hot air gun. Or maybe an oven. Or hot water, I guess. Just something to heat up the frame to bend it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You could also print it curved and then sand down the zigzags or give it an acetone vapor bath.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the anal cavity of your basic human warm enough to heat up and bend the frame?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or just hot water, PLA softens super easily.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much?

7 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 5

At least 12

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brother

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tree fiddy

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If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

7 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 3

If you have to ask, you don't know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know you're joking, but I've always fucking hated that. Like bitch what if I can?

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I got 12 dollars!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here’s your 1 avocado on toast and no change.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Landfill, no.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Okay but this could be useful to someone who is very anal about getting the shape of a goatee or handlebar 'stache. sell em on amazon!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

+1 for link. I never knew such things existed and had occasionally wondered how some men managed to accurately shape their beards.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Handlebar anal moustache.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now that would be a useless product ha ha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 5

anyone else have absolutely no problem imagining Trump instead of Hogan in that scene?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never thought I would live long enough to see mankind create sentient hot dogs.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

R.I.P Mean Gene

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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Dat backstroke tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The silky hair of a blonde Chinese man, and the skin of a hot dog

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He went to my high school (not at the same time as me); he’s pretty much the most famous person to come from there. Haha

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except you, boo!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God I fucking love that you do this.

7 years ago | Likes 761 Dislikes 17

Same.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love that someone else loves that someone does this

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

I love that you love that he loves that someone does this.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I like turtles.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I like that you like turtles.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I like burritos. Turtles are cool too. But not as cool as burritos.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1