ALifeMosaicSoProsaic
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Dec 23, 2019 6:29 AM
ALifeMosaicSoProsaic
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shaftofbread
"Ask bar staff for password" - I live next to a pub.
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
Underrated, witnessed you maniac.
Imwaitingforamuse
"Fuckingham Palace"
Senninriki
+1 for a rare DMC reference
SHAdeNfrEud3
Mine is Everyday I'm Buffering
RelaxYourself
Nacho Wifi
CosmoBaronness
Tell My WiFi Love her
secretmoblin
Someone at my apartment building has that too!
Physicsteacher1986
Brilliant!
MightyMouseTech
Hey, that’s ours!
bannedforbholerequests
Tell my WiFi want a divorce
mykybordisbrokn
What?
dav8388
Wife i
MyDixyRect
waxyaftertaste
Darude LANstorm
DontDoubleChargeMe
Abraham Linksys
BootyWarriorr
"Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi"
Tastydumplings
Super fly Wifi
Schlagerfuzzi
trojan.exe
RootEnoch
The Promised LAN.
Bardoctor
I call mine "The LAN of Opportunity"
MirTheDragon
Same. But is your password also "take Jerusalem!"?
Horus175
It Hurts When IP
alphabase117
One wified angrl
duhleted
On the flip side I named my laptop "unknown device". I just hide the ssid if I want it to be private.
MissyWentMissing
Mine is "Winternet is Coming".
AntaNce
LAN Grab is the free setup at my docs office
DrJoint420
Mine is "The High Community" Figures if you look at my username LOL
Gundarian
Promised NeverLAN
StarrBK201
Hey, that's my wifi networks name
Monka42
I used that one for some time.
tuhnu
"Lord of the pings"
HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
"Rebellious Amish Family"
theluker
My roommate made ours “Fap Fap Fap”, with password “BigAssTitties”. .. he was gay.
theluker
The next year my other roommate titled it “Lobstertube Express”, with password “OnlyFamilyStuff”
p3aker
Mines drop it likes it hotspot
p3aker
If the admin tries to block your access, get a hotspot, gets hotspot
p3aker
Ive got my laptop on cuz and I'm connecting the hotspot
p3aker
For anyone wondering, I'm 5'11" high
bananaphobic
Atm mine is Martin Router-King
TeddyBrooosevelt
Hide yo kids hide yo wifi
erikse
I once had a neighbor who named their router/Wifi “A D-Link to the past”
McFluffySundae
My bro called his "no connection" so when I asked what the wifi and password was he just said "oh we have no connection" with a goofy grin
masiakla
one of mine is called "None"(5ghz) other one "Nope"(2,4ghz) and third one "Never"(traffic tunneled via vpn).
DarksteelPenguin
In the same spirit, make your password 244466666 and tell people "the password is 123456".
McFluffySundae
I like your style!
ToasterDent
"Dave's Not Here" previously known as "IBM System 370 Model 158"
RubberChickenGoD
Who is it?
mharvey1tapioca
I got the stuff
ChiefVitaminWater
Back when I used a mobile hot spot I named it "Hot Signals in Your Area!"
itsGMS
Canadian living abroad; my home network is called "Our home and native LAN"
thecuttingedgeofcockingabout
Your guest network should be, “God keep our LAN, glorious and free.”
doesntmatter
As a Swede: "Thou old, thou free, thou mountainhigh LAN"
JalapenYoBizness
Now I want to change our main to “this LAN is our LAN” and the guest to “this LAN is your LAN”
doesntmatter
Haha, yes
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Oh LANada!
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
WIFI glowing hearts, we see thee rise
RuthlessRuben
The north strong IP
DingoMatt
The True North strong IP*
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
God keep our LAN glorious and free
RuthlessRuben
Oh blast, totally missed that. Sorry.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
You are not True
davethebiker
Mine is "GET OFF MY LAN"
sportbilly1979
Also mine. Gets plenty of Dad-joke-esque groans. I love it
BigO1606
Same. Am 24.
DrFighterpilotAttorneyAtLaw
I set up my FIL's as this. He got worried his neighbor would be angry. lol
WaltJizzney
I’ve got ‘Router of Rohan’
RubberChickenGoD
I read Rohan as Rodan.
Crowperson
I have "thou shall not password"
ghostchips12345
Mine is wi fight the urge 4 porn
Nixxs
"We can hear you having sex"
flyingmonkeystick
“We can hear you not having sex”
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Mine is "PennyGetYourOwnWiFi"
LordOfNapTime
YouKidsGetOffMyLawn is my current.
Snarknado
Why not LAN?
IWantACleverUsername
I often see a wifi named as ‘a certain government security / information agency’-van-54 as a wifi network round our hood.
BananaForScaIe
Mine is Virus Infected Network.
dutchtreat
What's your VIN number?
crumblybutgood
I lived next to a strip club and had "vip room camera network 1" I'm pretty sure they hated me
ExaDeuce
Upvote #666, satan!
LdaQuirm
How many times did you get hacked?
zimirken
"Midget porn palace" somewhere in an arbor
Josherman17
That's funny. Mine is called remote bathroom cam #4
jansenart
@OP I like "FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN"
weareready
I bet all the hackers in the works were trying to get in that network
OctothorpeNotHashtag
You totally got hacked.
AlaskanX
lol I think you overestimate the amount of horny nerds who would both know how to hack a network, and be attending a strip club
NaughtButOne
Getting into a consumer WiFi network takes a $20 NIC, a couple scripts and some time. It's not a huge feat.
dingofdong
Lol, I think you underestimate the amount of people who would try to hack it to sell the feed as a premium cam stream on the grey web
SephWalker
Right... probability of that is slim to none. His signal likely barely reaches the street. The grey web lol. You're hilarious.
SephWalker
Someone hacking into a WiFi isn't interested in a nude cam feed. Guess what? Boatloads of free porn on the net. Unless it's offering a
afahrlig
Got any interesting stories?
crumblybutgood
Alot if people tried to log into it, only went in there once and asked the bartender about it showing up on WiFi and he went off on it
Billy2sweet
One time he set his wifi up with the name "VIP room Camera Network 1".
dontforgetyourphonecharger
.
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
And they hated him.
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
Ha ha... Good Story.
C3OP
For sure?
hockeyham
Pretty sure.
ollikahn
mine is: "mom, click here for Internet!"
CoinedWatcher
Mine is bed, bath, and your mom
moriartie
Your neighbor's mom must hate you
Ghlargh
His neighbor's moms hate their sons for setting up a network for them but not giving them the password. #MomLogic
acaDamien
We have "Troy and Abed in the Modem".
ReptarAteUrBaby
HistoryRules
Me too!
NostalgicNau
Wifistinière ...
RoseNoire66613
Parfait !
DarksteelPenguin
Un homme de goût.
HardcodedNumber
Right note mine is called Wu-Tang LAN
MrRubberBurner
Same here. Then i had an Asian neighbor moved next door
Mechwarrior719
I had a neighbor who named theirs Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi.
Nalianna
Mine too.
freezingpilot
War Operations Plan Response, and the 5.4 ghz band is Skynet Global Defense System
keillrandor
Would you like to play a nice game of chess?
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
I did the same with a network at my job. Someone named another one "Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck WiFi"
FitzFarseer
My WiFi is Help I’m trapped in a router
Mavericklgx
I named mine "Skynet" so most people would stay away from it
dasoffendor
i have used this as well
dasoffendor
also "36 Chambers" and "Wu-Tang Financial"
Stuckinthesun
Wu-Tang LAN ain't nothing to fuck with...
opsmomdoes
Mister57
But, but it’s a wan!
Jonataurus
Martin Router King is pretty good too.
NoeCarrier
Pretty Fly for a WiFi is also good. Or Tell My Wifi Love Her, another classic. I currently use mine to shame my neighbours for stuff.
wanjeonhanwalwal
Haha there's a Pretty Fly for a WiFi by somewhere very close to my house. There's also a 99 problems, but WiFi ain't one.
NoeCarrier
The WiFi names list acts like a kind of short range, anonymous low throughput messaging service for you and your immediate neighbours.
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Not very anonymous when you use a signal meter...
NoeCarrier
True. Semianonymous, then. Unless you're surrounded by tech people.
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
2019, the tech people are everywhere!
NoeCarrier
Using it to resolve and raise local disputes is an excellent way to leverage passive aggressive shame instead of, well, aggression.
NoeCarrier
It is currently "Only Twats Leave Their Dogs Outside in the Rain in December" and I've noticed much less of that. Perhaps coincidence??