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90sLego
#8 isn't that some form of sexual assault? Insane that people think "pranks" like this are acceptable
DrR5
#8 comedy GOLD
woozle
itsallaboutthecones
#3 what caused the damage was the poor choice in connection point.
RichardPotato
@UncleSlam123 #1 and probably #9 as well
UncleSlam123
Oh yeah, those are both going in a future dump for sure! Great find!
xMalkav
Alright, this is a big ask I know. #1, not looking for that song, but would love to know where the female vocals are sampled from.
xMalkav
Found it, if anyone else is interested, the vocals come from the song "Beetle on Vinyl" by In Soon-Ee.
KaijuMcCitysmash
#7 I knew a guy that broke his neck doing something similar to that
TheMurderousCricket
#1 - "It gets progressively worse"
#2 - Dat ass...
#6 - Even progressivlier worse...
evilspock
#1
This is more than just drunk. Has to be.
stegdoza
Add peak stupidity to the equqtion.
Bytencoder
#1 that deescalated quickly.
Ghnhx
#8 This is the best video ever made, bar none
TempPlayer
#7 Can someone please smack the asshole who filmed this and didn't stop the kid?
NChomsky
#8 That's the fateful day when I'd have become a killer.
DarwinsAgain
I'm inclined to think it was staged though.
NChomsky
Oh for sure. well over 90% of these are nowadays.
InnerBushman
#2 why is she taking out of this car over and over again for 30 minutes? How long is this video?
Faloopsinarb
#2
akafluffy
It's just so round, and out there
emu314159127001
#7 i was literally thinking, "funny, sure, please stop I can't breathe," but then this one showed up, and I actually smiled on the third loop
fauxcault
JustAName00
#8 That was... shitty.
RaxianTheta
the first 1, "your princess is another hospital"
uncas5128
I have TWO friends whose lives were ruined by golf cart accidents. They are really dangerous.
CaptnRobAnybody
#4
Maviyakuku
#7 That boy needs therapy.
zealofzebras
Purely psychosomatic
Cosmicfisherman
#8 Nasty but I laughed...Lol
newsguycraigevans
#3 No. The damage was caused because they improperly attached the tow strap. Had they attached the tow strap to the frame and that would not have happened.
MrGhostbuster
I expected #1 to end in a Skyrim edit.
Vebrandsson
#8 that's just wrong
AgnostosQue
ass to mouth
SpacemanSpiff1000
I didnt mind the first kinda weird I guess but putting it in that dudes mouth is fucking disgusting.
JustAName00
You could say it was a real shitty thing to do.
OtisTDrunk
slopwizard
Yeah that's kinda just two mild sex assaults?
akafluffy
I dunno, one of them seemed extra spicy
jcgitsfkh69000
What…
TacoPoweredHelicopter
I don't think you know what sex is.
Trigfire
I think you don't know the meaning of sexual assault
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Ya not a single thing there was sexual, you could definitely argue assault, but not sexual assault.
JustAName00
If it wasn't sexual in nature, then it isn't sexual assault. Disgusting? Sure. Violation of personal boundaries? Yep. Sexual assault? Nope.
Kbantar
It's not up to the assaulter to decide what is and is not sexual assault.
CaptainYesterday
#3 being towed by three vehicles isn't what caused this. Hooking a tow line to anesthetic pieces instead of tow loops, frame mounts or something that is supposed to be used for towing is what caused this.
lildude52ca
what most people call " Tow Loops " arent actually for towing or recovery at all. they are often nothing more than tie down points.
lonosham
“Some times I use big words to sound more photosynthesis than I am”
rolliefingers
They needed the pieces to grind into powder for the purpose of making badly needed anesthesia you fool, this is how it's done.
CaptainYesterday
Yeah auto correct got me sleeping on this one.
rolliefingers
Did you just make a general anesthesia joke? Or was it... a specific one.
CaptainYesterday
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWdvZmllZ3Q3ZmN0OGQyNXF1aGQ4ODVwZWw5d3NsamwxaDI5dWg3YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/58FDuiRsLPfmpd1U6X/200w.webp
Bystandr
^This. Every vehicle has tow and jack points. Learn the ones for yours to avoid disappointment, such as this.
lildude52ca
Ehhhhhh be VERY careful with the word Tow points...... Tow points are often tie down points when its In tow and not for recovery ! ! ! !
Bystandr
Fair enough - Im assuming people would be searching for where the tow truck would hook up , but you rightly allude to the ignorance of the public in the matter.
DarkSock
Those attachment points tow it up real good
heroesblood
Aesthetic. Unless the RV was filled with knockout drugs.
MuffinProof
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MDcybGNycXhjYmh1ZTBtZjB0NmVsOHdlZGFqaDZmdnZqZGJ3ODl5ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AQbiUzxhIlM6k/200w.webp
cyno01
And if the RV had nitrous maybe it wouldntve gotten stuck in the sand.
BurtMaklinFBI
Knockout drugs STILL being an inappropriate place to secure towing gear ... so not wrong lol
ScoundrelPDX
Drugs may perhaps have been involved, but more likely the people were just naturally stupid.
CaptainYesterday
Yeah auto correct had me sleeping.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Autocorrect. Suuuure... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OW9hM3pucWZpdnZxbGt3cmVkOWJsbWFhaDFtZmc2aG1vdmF1MGFqeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g/200w.webp
marthafarquar
This method and winching onto a flatbed are the only transport methods recommended in the Monaco Cayman manual, there are no other towing strong points.
lildude52ca
from the illustration it looks like towing with frame forks. do NOT recover from this same location or you'll end up worse off than the vid
SumOneElse
I'm guessing that last sentence was incorrectly copy/pasted from instructions for travel trailers. While most allow a tow company to pull a truck and trailer together, some states require the load to be split and towed by two trucks. I don't know if that was collateral damage in a rule against towing twin trailers, or if the tow industry was intentionally targeted.
Gindipple
careful there with those big words
bitemark
Don't get all capillary on him
CaptainYesterday
Auto correct got me sleeping on this one.
sakm
#10
youtinybrainedwipersofotherpeoplesbottoms
Maybe an edit but not AI.
youtinybrainedwipersofotherpeoplesbottoms
Okay, I finally found proof that it is AI generated so I'll remove it. Sorry for getting fooled again. Maybe an explanation next time so I can learn something? Thanks for the call out sakm.
Bystandr
I was fooled too. Its a good one. The best are the ones edited post production by humans and this might be one of those.
slopwizard
I'd also like to read the evidence, I want to improve my own AI spotting
annonymouse211
I'm horrible at seeing AI. If the vid and explanation become available I'd love to know too. So far the only thing I can tell is the fingers thing or fucked up background which is inconsistent.
evilspock
There is no #10. You're hallucinating.
Bojovnik84
Op removed it.
tzahtman
There was never a 10 you just imagined it.
pixelsnader
bananabonanza3
#2 this man is so lucky he’s not dead rn. Allat plus a good sense of humor makes him even more lucky too
DocFunkenstein
I'm pretty sure he's only alive at the time because she through the belt came undone on its own, not that he released it.
And because by the time she found out, the adrenaline would have dissipated.
RocketKokket
This is one of those things that depending on the day or the mood might be hilarious or might get you put in a shallow grave
Traust
It looked a bit staged to me
Kbantar
Very clearly staged. But dammit, it's hard to care with a butt like that. I hate my hypocrisy some times. lol?
BastardMan1977
#1 did I just watch someone die?
MuffinProof
No
MoxieMonster
I know of people who died just falling out and hitting their head on the cement. Also nearly killed knoxville.
rolliefingers
Meh
CuntCrotchula
I couldn't tell if the cart flipped or if the camera just got knocked loose
youtinybrainedwipersofotherpeoplesbottoms
At that low speed, I doubt it. I'm guessing minor scrapes and bruises.
Cycocidal
Only the driver. Other three were hospitalized totaling thousands in bills.
bananabonanza3
They’re totally fine, have you been on a golf cart before? Carts are pretty light and usually decelerate pretty quickly once there’s no one stepping on the pedal. My guess is the camera falling off made things look a lot more dramatic than things actually were.
DatDarthCaedus
Last time it was posted (a day or two back) someone said that one of them had posted about it online; first girl to fall broke her arm, the girl in the back had bruising and torn tendons, and the guy had some injuries that put him in the hospital where he got sepsis and nearly died.
The only one not to get injured badly enough to need the hospital was apparently the driver, who jumped out voluntarily and refuses to accept any blame or responsibility.
cyno01
From the last couple times its been posted, first girl broke her arm, driver who bailed for no reason was fine, rear passengers both ended up in the hospital with minor injuries but dude caught an infection and was in the hospital for a while with sepsis.
theblackcoat
I'm assuming "drugs and/or alcohol" was the reason
Vebrandsson
I've seen this one before, 3 of the 4 people in the cart suffered injuries warranting hospitalization but everyone survived. This happened at a resort in south east Asia.
backrideup9
And I presumed it was Florida.
NotSoFastener
The driver who dove out is the only one that didn't get injured, and she also denies responsibility for their injuries, which included multiple broken bones.
MyNameIsPer
How the hell can she deny it when there's literally proof??
Aranon1183
Hospitalization? From a golf cart crash? Huh. I owned one as a kid, and crashed it numerous times with only ever minor injuries. Didn't think they were fast or heavy enough to cause injuries that bad.
thotterpop
I imagine you didn't weigh as much as they did. Also, kids tend to heal better after severe stuff like that
DrLOAC
People love em around here. They let their kids drive them all over. Whats the worse that can happen? Well besides when a number of years ago one of my daughters kindergarten friends parents let their 8 year old drive one and he rolled it on top his 5 year old sister killing her.
Aranon1183
I wasn't trying to come across as flippant. I was just confused. I apologize.
DrLOAC
Hey sorry if it came off harsh. Just a sensitive subject. Been seeing a lot more kids in my area end up hurt on golf carts, E-bikes and electric dirt bikes.
Also you are a rare person to apologize on the internet.