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“Teeth are in good condition” “scarring on ear from prior gunshot wound” and “scarring on right hand from frequent hand shaking”
May 30, 2026 3:16 AM
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“Teeth are in good condition” “scarring on ear from prior gunshot wound” and “scarring on right hand from frequent hand shaking”
YuffieK
Is this so when they swap him out for the Russian doppelgänger he'll match the doctor report? /s
rmichelsen480
I'll believe it when I see it, but my eyesight is still too good.
alexw04
Absolute bullshit.... this Barbabella can't even spell his own name right, must be a trans person, the name is "Barbarella" and she's like this report, complete fucking fiction.
evildadunit
hmhm
OrkenMork
how do you "scar" from shaking hands? How soft do you have to be for a handshake injury to show up on TV?
delightfullyhardenthusiast
Yeah, this is a bunch of bullshit.
DaravinDK
Couldn't even make it past the first paragraph without lying. These aren't the results he authorized to be released, these are the lies he wants told.
BuckysGambit
Can’t a doctor be brought before the medical board and lose their license for lying about a patient’s medical health?
rcgom
maybe if they lied to the patient or abetted the patient in fraud, or something
REOJackwagon
A navy physician?
spinymouse
Right, because you get a blood pressure like that naturally at that age. I'll believe the suboptimal O2 saturation and weight, and maybe the psych tests (hateful narcissists don't usually answer those truthfully). The rest is bullshit. If they have to lie about everything, maybe there's hope it'll all be over soon? Yaaa, I'm too optimistic, I know
pushingchildrenintotraffic
oh yeah, this has been doctored all-right
RARusk
I see what you did there.
RetrogradeLlama
What a load of BS. Ignoring the issues other have raised here, there is no way his blood values are that good or his cardiac health as stated.
Too bad we won’t be able to indict the “doctor” for perjury later on.
intaglioguy
Doctors can lose their license to practice if it can be proven their diagnoses are unsupportable or their actions endanger the patient or others.
Defcon2
They forgot: "The penis is huuuge"
nimeton0
Temperature: 98.7° is probably the only thing true on the two page report.
Tenugui
Temperature is also clearly fake. Average adult temperature is closer to 98.0F, and people over 60 tend to be below average body temperature.
eion85
This is what his 3rd "annual" physical in the last 12 months?
weidermeijer
That’s only for super-healthy people.
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Sure is lol
ricbri695
His cardiac age is 14 years younger than his real age, but he takes aspirin as a preventative for his heart…yup, that’s about as real as everything else in here
theyallwenttoMexico
I'm thinking that doctor won't be able to get a job picking up dog poop at the animal hospital after trump's gone.
Hyzenthlay021
Sadly, there is always a job opening for someone willing to tell bald face lies
rcgom
isn't his doc from the first term in politics now?
Exyr
Im 6'3" 228lbs ain't no way those are his stats. Also that blood pressure is the blood pressure I had when I was cycling 50 miles a day but my resting heart rate was around 55 60bpm
oldwindy
It all seems fake but the hand shaking part is talking about his hands shaking while they give him an IV of aspirin in his hand to prevent cardiovascular issues (heart disease from Big Macs?)
GwaboButt
If he said this under oath it would be perjury since Trump is neither 6’3” or 238 lbs.
earthwormulljim
He’s more like 283lbs.
nimeton0
One of these is NOT like the others.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
Shit weighs less than muscle
spittleteets
Nah, you'd have to prove intent...he's too delusional to know he's lying!
korndogg83
Aren’t all measurements on this report supposedly taken by his physician, so the physician is committing perjury?
Corrodias
It's just a report. It's not a court document.
korndogg83
Would be* I guess the initial premise was that this could be presented under oath, in which case the physician would be responsible?
Corrodias
Only if the physician were the one presenting it to the court as truth, I think. Having written it, under different circumstances, would not count. I can't imagine a scenario in which this document is evidence in any case, however.