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SpiffyInfo
I think she's more focus on gains than drops.
DamnedIfYouDo
Crazy: Just yesterday evening I was thinking about how winded I was playing frisbee with my 10 year old.
osaftkonzentrat
Oh I look like that... only as if I swallowed the ball.... yeah.....
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
komododave
tattywater
She must work out
kitenkatt
I really don't need any more fetishs but ok
awesker002
l3lasphemer
Claire Thomas for you scientists
Prowler2142
Going to failure looks like. IIRC its the best way to do it. Work at the highest weight you can, then stage down until you have nothing left
Digimontana
Khazimhir
VictusVonGuyver
teapartyyy
I have the genetics of a ginger though my hair has darkened with age. As soon as I do anything i turn bright red and people think I'm dying.
InfOracle
I can't even hang on that long on the bar....
PrfctDrk
That is really freakin impressive
TankTrain
Pfft! I'm much more prepared for winter than she is.
friendsofsandwiches
She drops the ball like it's dead weight.
xXxSTEVOxXx
....it is ... dead weight???
fknbastard
I just really wish that level of exercise didn’t feel like absolute torture to me. Most of my body hurts already.
AregularolPlumbus
This is why I power-lift. I don’t have to be super ripped so long as I can pick up heavy object and put it down. Less agonizing than this.
tsuelue
Yeah, being strong is achievable, being super ripped is another animal.
AregularolPlumbus
Bingo, my goal is just to avoid having a big gut and be as strong as I can for as long as I can. Eating to look like that seems miserable.
Sircowdog1
That is damn impressive. I mean, even just holding yourself up by the bar for that long is more than most can do.
Tekktokk
Right? I can do pull ups but I found myself wondering if I can even just hang for 30 seconds from bar...
Sharkbiscuit
I would love to disappoint her sexually
SteerpikeSteerpike
The lack of swinging is crazy impressive. That's some over 9000 core control, right there.
nofreelunch
I can’t do that even in horizontal position
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Depends on my orientation. It's definitely harder when you're belly down.
Notuniquesnowflake
There's a joke in here about doing it in the horizontal position, but I ain't gonna be the one to make it.
Khazimhir
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
DoctorCaptainman
Sorry, I can't upvote. It's already at 69..
theheebs25
ahhhh. here it is
Pelikanmutationsgesang
+1 for username
Snipsuper
Clockworkdancerobot
Cool down reps. At least she doesn't let it go bang.
D4rkmatter
Isn't it called a drop set? Excuse the pun.
leonth3duke
Both I think. Hit failure on the ball, so technically a drop set but continued weightless as a cooldown.
ExPFCWintergreen
You won't always go until failure on your top set, then you can't do more but you could go to failure at the lowest weight of a drop set
leonth3duke
So if you can do say 10x10x10 for too long you should increase weight or volume until you're at like 10x10x8?
ExPFCWintergreen
I like to do a double progression. Hit top weight by x reps at a 7/10 exertion for multiple sets, then add weight or reps, depends on goals
Dassenator
Noahbalboa82
temposaur
I came to see this comment
lsybarra
Winchester427
JColdIron
Her abs have ABS!
ValidGirthCertificate
AnneMakesMistakes
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
Okay my work is done.
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
Stigmartyr762
Hope you have double sinks.
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
When it comes to women with abs, I need them
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
AgentWeegee
PLEASE DON'T MAKE LOVE TO THE BATTLE MECH!
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME *Fucks the King crab*
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
GlowstickJedi
Hey Vasquez...
ramram70
Zoroasterisk
No, have you?
wazscience
youre just too bad....
zmanz
Rip Paxton
MichaelScottWorldsBestBoss
Anytime anywhere
Zoroasterisk
Wait shit AND MY AXE
Zoroasterisk
FUCK I know this!
zmanz
Aliens by J cameron
Zoroasterisk
I know, 'twas a joke
BeeboThicc
I get winded tying my shoes.
whitebbwolf
https://darebee.com/
PantherMilk
Try tying other people’s shoes. The ensuing series of well-meaning but awkward pursuits will build up your stamina in no time.
MosquitoHawker
I get winded playing chess
MechanusIncarnate
https://i.redd.it/o2wcht23ze271.jpg
sf111
Tie your shoes 5 times in a row. Rest. Repeat 3x every day. Next week tie your shoes ten times. Small steps are still steps.
Litlikejoanofarc
Had a friend who would sneak under the table during dinner parties and tie peoples shoes together, good times.
standingalone
Tie your shoes together and go for a walk, it's all about the small steps.
DontTellMeWhatToDoBawbags
NarratesTheDarkerStory
don't listen to this bing bong. just get elastic shoe laces!
VenomSnek
Or sandals or wooden shoes if fancy.
obligatorycrazylongusernamejusttobeannoying
I'm torn between wishing I could be her and wishing I could date her.
CouchCarrot
I'm torn between wishing she has a penis and wishing she doesn't.
Nusete
BeerFueledAdventurer
If I could date her I'd be torn, too... literally
vegivamp
I hope so!
oldbaldjewishman
Good news you can have neither
RubberChickenGoD
So, has your egg cracked yet?
PetCamperProject
I've dated a girl like this and was pretty annoying. Too much meal prep and workout bs every time
Fairemont
I wouldn't want to follow her into a restroom either.
MadamPuddifoot
I wish she could train me.
Shuckeru
I'm torn between wishing I was her and wishing I was the ball.
IHateEditedBgMusic
Get in line
NachoPete
Be her then date yourself. Boom.
Noahbalboa82
DemSumBigAssRidges
I date myself already. Time for a change.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
I've been dating myself for 3 years now, I don't know if I could take anymore of this.
RumbleNtheJungle
Relationships can be like that sometimes. Maybe a nice gesture. Show yourself you still care. It’s important to keep that spark alive
DonaldMerwinElbertAKATrashCanMan
you need to give yourself some free time from yourself, maybe use gloves for a few weeks? /s
zenoshogun
Have you tried couples counseling?
FullTimeDisaster
Nah I get enough accusations of AGP from transmisogynists
NachoPete
obligatorycrazylongusernamejusttobeannoying
I can certainly see that ending with accusations of autogynephilia
RideTheYeti
I think she’d tear me in half
Ryanator50
If you become her, then you can date girls who are like her.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
The classic bisexual lifestyle
Heibrin
Death by Snu Snu? Count me in.
dashrendar2112
Glamdring
Wow your first comment gets 500+ points good job!
obligatorycrazylongusernamejusttobeannoying
Believe me, I'm shocked.
prettydumb
wont be the latter so go for the former
Grimmrog
snu snu?
souleater2847
Damn right. The mind and spirit are willing, but the body is soft and spongie.
Zhevitz
You can be her, I believe in u :D
Davmoran
You know nothing about her other than she has abs. pretty low standards tbh.
MattJeffery
where would you as a partner even fit with a person being this much at the gym
rbudrick
Why not both? Wait...
Blazefast
If the latter you should work towards the first I think... If only as self defense
Wulph421
Just bate her
hipshopbutcanthap
I'm pretty good at bating. Some even call me a master, like my local pd for starters
FuzzyX
She would only crush you between her thighs.
hipshopbutcanthap
Like sparrows egg
irvingb01
That's my fetish / Don't threaten me with a good time / Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
wellembalmed
I want to put my dick in (her). I want (her) to put (her) dick in me!
lemmefixit
Fairemont
She'd probably out your own dick in you
TheNextPresident
I understand the Beerfest reference even if these hating down voters don't.
wellembalmed
Eh, you take your lumps for comedy.
TalaayaCosplay
Just because it's a reference doesn't mean they get to just say anything they want and it becomes magically okay.
kitenkatt
I get it but read the room I suppose.
TheNextPresident
Read which room? The incredibly horny imgur comment section from?
TalaayaCosplay
Me read the room or them read the room?
Skizzlesnap
Might as well be her. Given her abs, she spends a FUCK TON of time at the gym and her meals are probably not what you’d consider fun.
waitwhat1234
There are a trillion ways to make chicken taste great without adding calories. Nevertheless, you need ALOT of calories to fuel those muscle
tsuelue
Being young helps ... but yeah.
Skizzlesnap
Sure but being that cut isn’t solely from her being young. In all honesty, dating her, or anyone that spends that much time in the gym sucks
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Unless you like being at the gym
infernopg
I do sports 2h per day, you just need a partner that goes along with you or does their own thing at that time
nononotwhatyouthink
Only if you don't have any hobbies for yourself / need your partner to be your hobby, which is fine btw, someone for everyone and all that
Skizzlesnap
I’m not sure using a hobby to fill in for an absent girlfriend is a healthy habit. Especially not if your hobby is your partner.
Jabokoe
Knowing you can have both feelings is a good start though <3 Being gay, bi or a transbian is confusing AF
Fairemont
Transbian Orchestra
tsuelue
How is that confusing? YOu like what you like, and that is it. Or am I being naive?
MaybeTrans
Well we're all responding to somebody who says they're torn. For starters.
MaybeTrans
And of course it can be confusing when you feel some way that you've been told is wrong all your life.
tsuelue
Aye. That computes.
obligatorycrazylongusernamejusttobeannoying
I've been lucky in that I've mostly avoided people telling my poopy garbage shit like, "your feelings are wrong."