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Cutting a carrot
credit to @shelfi
Sep 6, 2016 2:56 PM
rugmattt
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credit to @shelfi
rianocerous
witchcraft!
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
I'll bet Bugs Bunny is watching this with a raging hard on.
smogswallowssuns
Huh, okay... that's pretty neat, I gue- HOW THE FUCK
gottaloveemnipplesyo
How? It's simple. Math. By following a simple trigonometric formula our chef here can create this
aDapperBear
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Oh so that's how they make those fences.
MobileSuitFundam
Still not as amazing as onion cutting man.....
mentalhazord
Band0Trash
Benjakenja72
GrandmaSlappy
I literally made this face, no shit
Benjakenja72
Same here, that's why I chose that gif
IllegalDuckling
CAAAAAAW!
Benjakenja72
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RaspberryPeriod
BuckinCrazy
Jamspots
Thank you.
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
I bet he can also cut the cheese nicely
hezzel
Carrotnet, used to catch vegans?
iamnumber69
It would work on me
UserNamesArentEasy
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you keep your knives sharp AF
Glappo
I thought it was infinite, but at the end my face went
SaraSlaughter
Yep. Definitely a jaw dropper. Was 10/10 NOT expecting that!
hailiar
Okay, but the problem with this comment is that people do that all the time to trick us!
Outlawnightmare
Mild shock
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Your username... we must go deeper!
Slackjaw
Me too. I thought he made noodles and that was impressive enough, then the holy shit came.
DrawJerz
So true
CorkRockingham
Ditto+wtf+he's a wizard
antzel77
Looks like 6D Lacrosse mesh
Cliffordthebigredog
Was gonna say that lol.
zpityduda1
No f'n way! +1 for those skills.
Shelfi
Thanks for the credit :)
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
I DEMAND A SAUCE!!!!
Shelfi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBDbddjYaOQ
EmeraldEsq
Carrotgami. I'll see myself out.
MoskauHOHOHO
actually it would be oricarrot. Gami is paper in japanese and ori is fold
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
CanadianSith
I accidentally cut myself watching this
Piepersonsmom
Letterstypedinarandomfashion
I peeled a potato once.
bufferkiller
cwsams
Pictures are so rare in imgur that everyone thumbs them up
Erbee
Yes
bufferkiller
I knew it!
scroty
I AM A BANANAAAAAAA!
walterquade
I cast the spell carrot net!
carlheruinedoursalad
You're a wizard Harry
greenknight9000
I'm a what?!
carlheruinedoursalad
A hizzard warry
greenknight9000
Iut B'm Hust jarry!
SoftwareChef
It's been a while since I've seen that meme.
copingcabana
Why is he using aluminium siding instead of a knife?
TheHardestArtery
His face, tho
bufferkiller
I know exactly how you feel. I feel the same way.
TheMentalNarwhal
My least favorite binding of Isaac pill
bufferkiller
I have no idea what this means.
MrRemy
THE WIZARD SPEAKS!
LloydMadel
I think it has to be fake because unintelligent is written all wrong, too much of a coincidence
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
If you presented the two pics to me seperately I would hae never guessed they were the same guy. He needs to just disown it, way easier
SquishyEmmaaaa
Streisand effect?
bufferkiller
This is the first time I've seen this!
AgDrumma07
Me too!
BillUvrights
Ok!
agustusgloop
But no seriously how did it make it to the internet?
ProneHub
Probably the person who took the pic shared it
copingcabana
this will end badly for him
Anhabanana
Potato all over again
Benjakenja72
bufferkiller
H4lfBl00dPrince
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
HombreEspiathefirstandgreatest
Name checks out
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
I don't see the point of doing this
Reccid
Its cool. That's what covers 90% of the FP anyways.
PBandJaya
Maybe for decoration? Putting it over a carrot cake or under a special dish of food?
wadatahmydamie
Practice for making a lettuce lattice.
RickyRoyce
construction workers use these all the time, prob pay good money
Cptmike
To make a net for catching rabbits
thorkild91
Do you understand the point of art? Because that's all this is. Edible fuckin art
ChainsawHandsJoe
It looks pretters.
TMOTS
to get money from people who have too much of it and like fancy carrots.
hescottbeats
that's why you eat at TGIFridays
Leokes
Thought I was watching an infinite gif, stuck around a little longer to check and was not disappointed
bufferkiller
I had the same thought at first.
iliekpotatoe
Thought this was to make me stay around more for infinite loop then sometjing changed
imadogwoof
Thought you were both fucking with me for a while.
cymbalxirie290
Damn y'all aresome impatient motherfuckers
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
i also thought this was a loop and i had fallen for it, glad i stuck around
LisaMegatron
I stuck around and my phone went to sleep right as the gif was ending
RGR320
Thank you, unsung hero.
Theresaholeintheworldthere
yeah me too, i just showed controls for the truth
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
I though you was lying to me...was goint to yell at you, but well... lol
0void00
So did I. After a right click->show controls to see that it wasn't looped, I expected him to carve it into dickbutt.
NakedTacoNight
Agreed
StoolPanini
Same. Then I was thinking this is a massive waste of time but then at the end... Oh boy!
IWantToLiveInUSA
Same here
MemeaholicsAnonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iOhmzfxj6E
TheRealFireFrenzy
if i think that i go "rightclick show controls" and just check
CaptainTiddlemittens
right click a gif, and then select 'show controls' never worry about bs infinite loops again.
KittyDreams4Real
Sadly not on mobile
SlothEnterprise
the show controls means it's not a gif.
opheleon
On the other hand, it must be a pretty small and/or short GIF if imgur decides not to convert it to a HTML5 video at all.
ahairybear
But what does he sprinkle on it before its rolled back up? Salt? Sugar? Magic pixie dust?
SatoriEnlightenment
Magick Pixie Dust.
Resurrectionist
Salt. It draws water out and essentially 'wilts' the carrot, making it more flexible.
bearsalad
Cool. Are you a chef?
PeeterGrant
A hell of a drug.
luxxor22
Cocain
largebear
Duuuh
ShadeFawks
Now imagine what he would do to your dick if he catches you sleeping with his wife.
SatanWAP6669
What makes you think it's a man cutting it?
fistfuloffunny
The title...
TeenageMutantWarhead
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Something beautiful, elegant, and exquisitely painful, I'd imagine.
discardedusername
I don't think this comment went as planned, some seem willing to take that challenge...
MerToo
The same thing he does to his wife's dick - chef swings easy too!
martymcflyjr
I kinda want to find out
riphiphip
To be honest you wouldn't have to imagine. The gif shows it pretty well
tskman
That, plus blood and screaming.
thegr8rambino
Lol no pls
zigazigahh12345
Probably nothing..... cuz I have no dick ????
Ansatsunin
.. What was the point of this comment? So.. Fucking.. What? You're a woman. Haha? Ok?
Splodgey
So he already did it to you?
zeacorzeppelin10
Chop chop
gottaloveemnipplesyo
Please tell me what that show was again. It's not hamtaro. This hamsters owner is a slut
thegingersnapped
Ebichu
gottaloveemnipplesyo
.
IllegalDuckling
IT NEVER GETS SHORTER
MrPicklesAndTea
This is hell's punishment for adultery.
NuggetSandwich
Make it longer? I wouldn't mind.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Long, flat, and net-like, just like the ladies love.
SupposeThiswillhavetodo
Graryna
I always read his lips as "sweet fuck"
dav3nasty
Thank you so much for opening my eyes Fernanda d monkey
klar971
Can't unsee...
Anhabanana
It now falls upon you to create this masterpiece. Go with god, son
pentameter
I would give this guy my whole year's celery to teach me.
SensibleChuckleNorris
Okrap!
goforthandconquer
Ditto. Nearly pead myself when I saw the result.
totalwiener
Booo
MakeLikeAtreeNfkoff
CallMeAncalagonTheBlack
You clever fuck
luciferises
But... he doesn't even like celery
magichal
Cut halfway through the carrot, alternating opposite sides as you make each cut. Then cut a thin strip in the other direction, as seen.
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magichal
I assumed that the humor was in the hyperbole, but that you also actually wanted to know. Oh well.
NotYourTypicalGod
Did you get the celery?