Let me in dipshit

May 15, 2019 6:00 PM

lonewolf97BHS

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Hey I haven't seen this a thousand times so thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Cat butthole.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*hear knockin at door* Wonder who that could be *looks through peep* [wide angle close up of cat's butthole]

7 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Boss!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I heard a "thank you" as she walked in though, so that's nice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours uses her hands like tss tss tss tss sound.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can my cat learn this please

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"OI! Human! Let me in you cu*t!"

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAME !

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It even said a little “thanks” lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. You just solved a 10 year old mystery for me. My cat did this but no one ever saw it, just heard it. At 1am...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Meow!” “Meow who?” “Am I fucking joke to you Karen?”

7 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 4

Training those humanoids well!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started this with dmx's voice in my head but then realized it was a knock knock joke.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The fact she uses her back leg makes it so much better

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“MOVE! Gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop..”

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have tried and tried to explain to my cat that the outside is one huge litter box!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah but no one picks up the poop when they go outside. It sucks when there is random poop outside while walking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the country. No sidewalks and lots of free range pooping area

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We would hear one soft "thunk" on the window and see the big orange cat sitting on the windowsill, meowing silently (Maine coon). Took us

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

months to figure out how he was doing it, as the ledge was too narrow for him to kick. Finally saw it: he was whacking the glass with the

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

side of his tail. Side note: he learned to meow out loud after his lifelong partner in crime died, and he found out that we couldn't hear

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

him the whole time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He thought he was meowing out loud but we were actually reacting to the other, louder cat. When it was just him he learned to lower the

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0