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Dec 11, 2018 6:09 PM
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renaissanceredhead
Wow, you guys...you popped my front page cherry. Thanks!
optimusgoose
Reese's Pieces kick the shit out of M&Ms and M&M's kick the shit out of Smarties.
thebob72
Loves me some sponge covered caulk!
ThatQuietlySmirking
Better eat those Twinkies; they'll expire in another 518,000 years.
corpusceno
The Hershey's one should be aero
MoreAshyThanLarry
It wasn't until I had real caramel popcorn that I fully recognized that crackerjack is garbage.
YourIceCreamMan
When I was a kid- a long time ago, Cracker Jack had awesome prizes; Plastic gadgets and gizmos. Last I checked it was cardboard shit. Still?
jcni42day9000
I immediately Googled what Pringles are made of.
popeye116
And?
callingalljanmichaelvincents
I send my kid to school with moms given up all the time
nedg83
I used to love Hostess Cherry pies, but then I grew up and find that I can’t stand them.
ThatShiftyMonkey
They do have actual fruit in them though...
Canis138
I don't think I've met another person who likes sno balls. They're right up there with tiger tails. Luckily that means no sharing.
Canis138
I meant zingers instead of tiger tails. Tiger tails are fine too.
anotherusernamed
I like Junior Mints!
UmmonPrime
Didn't say they were bad... you just never buy a box at the store.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
I do because they're usually in that big bin for a dollar
dabbingfrenchfry
I thought it said “working up to eating WITH your friends”
keillrandor
Anyone (with more talent than me) want to do an equivalent for the UK?
theweezel69
#1 getting one with the herb spread. Damn Old school lunchables where the best. Also Cheese and Charcuterie is adult and expensive.
sundaymondayhippyday
These aren’t even products I’m familiar with but still fun
sundaymondayhippyday
I sound like a retard, but a fun one!
CptFlappy
This is how you indicate you have no intention of sharing the kitkat.
tinman80
Savage
FreelanceSpermDonor
Hilariously accurate food packaging!
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BluePaladin42
Tbf, homemade Rice Krispy Treats are MESSY AF.
tomyironmane
yeah, seriously, I love it when someone's nice enough to make them... but I wouldn't want the homemade ones in a lunch bag.
AFelineMassofEyes
O, the joy of scalding molten marshmallow sticking like napalm.
Positivityx10k
I found that using the microwave to melt the butter and marshmallows is not as messy. Also, Letting the bowl soak makes it easy cleanup.
mymothertoldmetopick
Man I almost managed to forget about having to eat caulk
TGWeaver
Uhhh. I think whoever made these didn't realize their fruit rollups pic is already an edit. They're condoms. The flavor is "poppin cherry".
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
People that dip are cancer.
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
For the first one...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
ComeOnNSlam
hwatL4bloopy
Yes but have you tried making your own rice krispies treats?
HashbrownMashup
Yes but have you tried making your own Rice Krispies treats with Fruity Pebbles?
hwatL4bloopy
that's actually easier somehow
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
I did not expect to have my mind blown today and yet here I am. I'm trying this
tomyironmane
hershey's "You just got screwed out of chocolate" ... what the fuckery fuck, is that what they're doing these days?
Jarachnaphobia
I thought it was a Mitch Hedberg reference. Now i am sad it's not. Kept scrollling thinking surely someone else got it. :(
ChatterCat
There was a cocoa shortage a few years ago so a bunch of chocolates came out with “whipped” chocolates to sell less chocolate for same price
tomyironmane
Nope. It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now.
PapaHereNow
I actually love Reese’s Pieces. Take it back NOW!!
Dudewalker1
Till they out a whole peanut in that shit, your argument is invalid
MissConduct10
Peanut butter is life.
moonmoonhere
manolyk23
Calm down, E.T.
Jakethesnake357
idontevenknowsillymonkey
They're great and I love how they only really started gaining in popularity after being in E.T. - even better that M&M knocked back the 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
request to have THEM in the movie only to regret it since it helped a competitor. 2/2
darkhalfbreed
This is a statment bo one will believe, like saying you like pepsi more than coke.
YouTurnThePageYouWashYourHands
My fiance & I got into a fight about this the other day. I'm team M&Ms, she's team Reese's. I still love Reese's, I just love PB M&Ms more.
democratus
I'm a happy camper who likes both equally. Though I will say that Pieces work better for heating with a laptop fan :P
Phustercluck
I like them, but they’re entirely too sweet to eat in excess
Mahanos
Exactly what I scrolled down to comment. Good on you, friend.
oldmanpoop
Ditto
QualityPork
Reese's pieces > M&M's
WarTortilla
Honestly i think they’re just more addicting. It’s like they added crack in them. If I eat one, I gotta eat all that I can find
Fireheart1990
Peanut butter M&M's>Reese's pieces
ElelSiggir
Harryteeters
ravnicrasol
Ah, this brings back memories.
DoingItWrongSince1980
"Shitty banana"???
moraismeep
Are you kidding me? take 5's are fucking amazing. It's not just pretzel you scrub it's caramel and chocolate and peanut-butter.
MikeReese9
For a minute, I thought those were the old 'Wacky Packages'. For a minute.
scotwith1t
Wait since when are reese's crumbly?
Zaayl
I think its referring to the consistency of the peanut butter. Some people find it off putting, I find it delicious.
monkey484
Yeah that should be a Butterfinger instead
MaximumSausage
Banana was my favorite runt as a kid. Fight me.
goofgoose
My mom always told me not to make fun of or pick on the “special” kids
MaximumSausage
Woe to her when her child turned out to be one, eh? ;(
goofgoose
Didn’t everyone have to wear a helmet to school?
crunchb3rry
Gladiator school.
bluejolt
If I recall correctly, 3 musketeers name was actually a wrapper fuck up and was meant to contain the bar we know as snickers.
bluejolt
Similarly, the bar we know as 3M would have actually been milky way and the bar we know as milky way was meant to be snickers.
bluejolt
But once the first batch was out the factory doors they said fuck it, let's roll with it.
tattoogigolo
Banana is the best. Fight me.
Zoroasterisk
Actual bananas used to taste like that, apparently? https://youtu.be/ex0URF-hWj4
Matty3D
AttractiveFlatulence
*shudders*
KimmyGibberish
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
You can buy only banana.. not sure if that’s true of the other flavors
tattoogigolo
Makes me think of that Biz Markie Lucky Charms marshmallows only commercial. https://youtu.be/_ysLShj_xNo
NomadicAssassin
I used to give the rest to my family and only eat the bananas :)
derpydolphin
Take 5 is my favorite candy bar ;-;
KimmyGibberish
I like them but I haven’t seen them in my area for years. I’m not even sure if they make them.
derpydolphin
They do still make them they just have different packaging now. They're green and black.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
They are the best!! It's got it all, salty, sweet, crunchy, caramel and PB. It's perfect, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Well, not fight per se. Maybe throw a disgusted look in your general direction, mocking your parentage .
derpydolphin
No you should definitely fight them. I'll help.