TIL bones are mental...

Jun 16, 2021 3:25 PM

Polysloth

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Apparently this is legitimate. Mind-boggling stuff

What the actual fuck? Proof that god is an engineer and was doing some hard drugs while designing humans.

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I mean, 1 bone would likely split under the torsion, and 3 would be too structurally rigid or resource-costly.

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they do, in fact, do a twimst

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Thanks, Mr. Skeletal!

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This isn't *quite* right. The radius isn't as anchored in the human body as it is in a wired skeleton. In situ it rolls up over the ulna.

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The ulna articulates with the humerus, the radius is attached to the ulna itself by a ring-shaped ligament called the annular ligament.

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But with a wired skeleton the radius also gets rigidly attached to the humerus so you get this slightly distorted motion.

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I don't mean to suggest that the radius and humerus are completely removed, but the radius's relationship is substantially less fixed.

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I hate that you have taught me this.

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Next look up how the nerve that controls the vocal cords is routed in a giraffe.

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That was super cool actually. Thanks for saying don't!

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It's often cited as strong evidence for evolution.That routing makes sense for a normal length neck.As the neck evolved it became ridiculous

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Just watched the dissection of the neck with Dawkins. Really cool.

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Evolution is funny like that.

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I had no idea the bones crossed

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We are built like this because evolution is a series of bandaids & intelligent design is not a thing.

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And my dumbass had to snap both with a compound fracture in high school. Word of advice: don't

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I'm slowly but surely escaping my 30s and I have yet to break anything. I have no interest to try either.

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No need to get your Ulnas in a twist!

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My Ulnas on occasion frequent Uranus

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This is such a great comment. I hope you get more than two karma for this!

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Prophecy!

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I used to be able to perfectly "knuckle punch" people's ulnar nerve in the elbow without fail. Good way to stop a fight by temporarily

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Crippling an arm. Also got some funny reactions out of it. Forgot how I used to do it, though I dont really get into situations it's needed

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Is that the funny bone?

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No. The bone and the nerve are different. Ulnar nerve, humerus bone

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Give the old ulna twist!

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Just wanted to mention that the ulnar doesn't actually twist. But the radial sort of glides around it. If that makes any sense.

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*ulnae!

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I read this as "anus"

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Lol you guys think that's bad? Then don't look up krukenburg procedure.

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Jesus the procedure is one thing but the pre-Nazi German intent to make disabled people 'less of a burden' is eerie as fuck

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"It is a known fact that a disabled person is a greater burden to society than a dead person... described by German army surgeon in 1917"

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I know that's the Queen, but those are Dolores Umbridge levels of pink.

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The only example of inferior human build here is the idiot take

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I learned when at 12 I broke my radious but not the humerus

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Without that there would less dynamic surfaces for muscle to anchor on and you'd end up with less strength or less range of motion.

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Also the bone structure evolved from structures that are homologous in all tetrapods, so its an iteration on a very old arrangement of bones

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It's all about biomechanical advantage.

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Eighty tightly lefty loosy

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Indeed, that or "less dynamic surface"

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I just keep staring at and trying to figure out how it could work better. A single point of rotation would have so many problems.

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I mean.. we can look at our calves with a single bone and how little we can twist our ankles compared to our wrists.

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We have two bones in our lower legs as well: tibia and fibula.

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Well I feel dumb. Why was I picturing just one?

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Exactly. We are build like this because at some point this started working better (=being alive longer) than having single bone there.

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Well, we’ve always had two bones in our forearms even dating back to the earliest tetrapods. They evolved from fin bones that just happened

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by chance to rearrange themselves in that particular order. That being said, two bones does actually allow for more flexibility than one,

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so it nonetheless did end up being beneficial in the end! Just it happened through lucky mutations early on rather than later in the chain.

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Conversely, if having a single bone there instead was beneficial, it's entirely possible that a mutation where the two bones fused...

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Evolution is just a series of whoopsies accidentally becoming dominant features over millions of years

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I mean, did you think those two bones rotated on a bearing?

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This just proves that the mouse and keyboard are supposed to be underneath the desk, for best ergonomic situation. Yup.

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I remember from anatomy class that it's called the radius because it radiates around the ulna.

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The comedian Chad Daniels talks about this because his son was born with those two bones fused together so he can't turn his wrist like this

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Because muscles can only pull and being able to turn your hand is... handy.

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How my fused wrist works.

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I’m studying Radiology and when we got to the arms I was confused about life for a solid 2 weeks.

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When do you get to boobs ? Each time I get a mammogram I look at that screen and hope the radiologist can see something cause I sure can’t.

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Well good. Not seeing anything is good lol.

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It's a fantastic and interesting field. Keep it up and you won't be sorry. Signed Old RT

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@op The drawing seriously exaggerates the effect. This is more accurate. -ACSM PT / LMT w/ thousands of hrs.

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While this is mind-bottling for a lot of people, it's just A&P for me. As a non-sequitur, the hand in that image gives me shivers

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*Mind-boggling.

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I know the correct term is mind-boggling. Mind-bottling is a reference joke it's misuse by Will Farrel in Blades of Glory.

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LOL. Calm down guys, it's reversed; he's just molting.

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Don't forget to wear your skin gloves when interacting with humans so you can shake their hands with confidence.

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And for crying out loud - make sure you wear them the right way!

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Someone got mad that they can rotate their arm? I don't understand.

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NO SUPINATION FOR YOU!

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They're mad because they draw arms and this legitimately doesn't make sense. They don't cross in the middle, the overlap is at the elbow.

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I dont think theyre mad at that, pic just slightly made point of overlap lower/big, I think they just mad it does that instead of wrist spin

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While I'm sure you're right, most people don't know this "crossing over" happens at all and are generally surprised when they find out.

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Because biology is less design and more billions of years worth of duct tape and bondo.

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It is design. Design that works.

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Evolution is essentially trial and error. And when an adaptation works "good 'nough", there's no evolutionary pressure to make it better.

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My favorite way I've ever heard it described is, "A bunch of half-assed solutions to proximate problems." - can't remember who :D

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Case in point: If you have the ruge to sneeze, push a finger against the bottom of your nose, as if to make it look like you have a pig

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snout. That stops the sneezing urge. Got a cramp tingling in your leg? Pull your toes up! It will pass. Do you know how much strength

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you need to break a banana in half? You need the same amount to tear of your ear lobes but your brain tunes you down so you can't.

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Thanks, now I want to tear off my earlobes

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Yep. Four billion years of crap rolling downhill, seeing what keeps rolling and what it picks up on the way.

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Survival of the good enough.

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Hey I'm a complex machine made of just good enough to survive to reproduction parts. Pretty sure that makes me military grade.

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Biology: as long as they live long enough to bang, anything goes. Evolution is an eternal iteration of "ehh, good enough for now"

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"It's only temporary"

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Yup, white hair on polar bears was a genetic mutation. Turns out that's a good thing in snow.

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And tigers eating you if the duct tape breaks.

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"Fuck it, give it a shot" over billion and billions of years.

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Followed by either an "oof" "hey, it worked" or "whatever, just leave it"

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Real quick, wtf is Bondo? Sincerely, a confused kiwi.

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not a straya cunt but my guess would be superglue

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It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave!

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Brand name of a strong glue

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Bipedalism was a completely absurd switch that somehow worked, but now so many things are fucky because of it.

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We can walk forever AND carry things!? Well...time to predate upon ever living thing on the planet then I guess!

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And also slowly have our bodies unwind on themselves cause carrying things and walking upright fucks with bones big time, so yay back pains

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And its funny because while we are bipedal our legs arent really well adjusted to it and its why we have so many leg injuries

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Whatcha talking about? My legs are fire 100 percent

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Not to mention weirdness with backs, pelvises, feet, and even noses apparently.

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Not that it's your original post but, how else would you perform the twist motion with bones?

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We do have rotator joints but they are far more complex, take your shoulders or hips as an example. The reason our bodies don't use rotators

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Like that might be obvious though, for them to function you do require a fair amount of muscle mass and fat in the area. On something

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Fucking fat wrists.... That's what they called me.

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Like the wrist having a floating joint most likely would result in more injury and larger range of external stress which would harm our

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Endurance.

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Is this ... surprising?

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biology class, pretty sure it was optional.

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To me, yes. Either it's been a while since I've seen shit about the human body or never seen this in class. Then again, I don't recall >

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having biology class, pretty sure it was optional.

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How was biology optional?! I had to memorize the major bones in 8th grade, and that's with shitty American education.

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High school here is 1,2,3,4 and 5th year. I believe it's from year 4 where you can choose specific classes that aren't part of the mandatory

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was optionnal. "Coding" a little train that would pick up steel balls and move them around, etc.

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I had a dedicated bio class my 2nd year of high school iirc, so 10th grade (when I was 15), ~2007. Mandatory. (And the teacher was a bitch.)

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ones. I really don't recall having a biology class and it was probably one of the optional one. I had the "technology" class where we'd >

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code a little train moving steel balls around, etc. I graduated in 2001, so it's been a while and don't remember the options that well.

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No, Namekians aren't mammals so they don't have mammary glands. They're genderless and reproduce asexually, but seem masculine in appearance

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we only see dudes because guru can't asexually produce them, they're all clones

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Was waiting for this

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Space slugs

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I liked it more when we were demons

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And I liked it more when I had full bladder control...

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#unmuted

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NAAAIIIIILLLL!!

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DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

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I AM AN ADULT

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like a yoshi?

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Yup. It was uncomfortable seeing Piccolo hack up an egg.

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Several of them over the yeara

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they're masculine and identify as such.

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Wait, is Bortus a Namekian?

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Think of it like a private all boys school. Except that the boys can lay eggs.

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I have no idea what you’re talking about

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Now for your other glubach

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Where are their gluboks again?

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The other end of Asari

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Well they don't have to eat and they got lots of teeth too.

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Venus Flytraps can photosynthesize too, but they still eat bugs.

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"Ha if we had junk you'd be gay right now"

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Fusing!!

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Every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you, party pooooper, party poooooooper

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Jokes on you they're all the clone of one guy entirely thru pathogenesis

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Namekians are giant fucking green dinosaurs.

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Damnit, imgur's gif selection sucks ass, I can't properly ask what the hell happened here

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Elaborate, please.

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You have to earn your reaction GIFs. Make a folder named reacts or sumtin and ? all the GIFs you like to save them.

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Reminds me of the padding on gym equipment

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That ain't no tail vegeta, i just made you a man, now ima make you my...

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Explain that to all the porn I've looked at.... for science.

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That's their lungs. You really think they breathe through their mouth? Where they talk?

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#unmuted

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Well, it's not like they couldn't use their dragon balls to wish for... science.

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or do that fuse thing that's forbidden to them on a female of another race (if that's a thing). or the Fusion Dance, or the Potara

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Their dragon gives em 3 wishes, one for each sex part.

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That means he doesn't have a penis, right, Vegeta?

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You mean Piccolo?

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https://youtu.be/Ui0mRLYZwYc, start at 3:39, but long story short DBZ abridged

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Vegeta?

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Remember the bug planet? Vegeta?

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Eunuchs...

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God.. dammit.... Nappa

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Oh yeah, good ole God dammit Nappa.

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There's a membrane that connects the two bones lengthwise making rotation even more interesting.

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That somehow makes it way worse

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Bet you say that to all the guys/girls ?

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Forms scar tissue when injured. Found this out the hard way.

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It's more than just a membrane. The interosseous membrane can rigidly hold shape thanks to myofibroblasts. It's big in structural massage.

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What did you blast my fibro's with?

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Yup. To help students understand the concept I explain it like biological plastic sheeting suspended between the ulna & radius.

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The blue highlighted area is the interosseous membrane:

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Cool. Quite fascinating

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Hey I have that app too, are you a med student?

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What apppppp

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In German it's called Atlas der Humananatomie ??‍♂️

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Yup and I tutor med students too

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Nice where are you from?

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US. That same app is called human anatomy atlas here.

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Hey future Doc, can I ask you something about my shoulder?

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If I had to guess I'd say calcification of the supraspinatus muscle because that's the only thing I know

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*inflammation

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Hey this guy is looking for free heath care here, must be a commie!

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Who are you, Liberty Prime?

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