ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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#memes #funny #awesome #aww #communismcannotmeltsteelbeams
Aug 1, 2018 4:55 PM
ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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3117
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#memes #funny #awesome #aww #communismcannotmeltsteelbeams
Texshi
stupid whore
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
ProfetaDelNopal
Why blur the baby's face? All babies look like potatoes.
SpacemaniaXu
Let me guess, Florida
HereIGoLurkingAgain
HorsefaceBeeguy
Bulldog405
Thank goodness they blurred the baby's face out. They would never be left alone after this..
infamousxiii
I dunno if he fucked a black woman. I do know he fucked a moron.
KrillinLikeAVillan
IAProX
Is this for real? Are people really this stupid?
navagon
I like how they censored the baby's face... because it's not like all babies look exactly the same or anything.
Novastar22
This riddle is simple - the husband is black. Why y'all assume he's white?
Got2bphlochte
MAURY MAURY MAURY
Horehey360
The kettle calling the kettle a kettle
RiskIt4ABiscuit
DukeDarkwood
Shouldn't it be 0? Maybe -100 at this rate? What do you mean -100 isn't possible. The claim itself proves possibility is irrelevant!
theyregooddogsbrant
Theoriginalbigbang
Florida?
Asteroidrules
It's possible for white people to give birth to black people because 100% of humans have African ancestry.
ShatteredF1re
Sounds like another trump hating democrat.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
The best defense is a good offense.
DavidBrooker
The best defense is Bobby Orr. Which, I suppose, is the same thing.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
Am I right?
lamppurd
The best defence is not a good offense - it's a good defence! So get yourself a shield!
Maulbert
Not a real story. It's from a satire website.
OneAngryDwarf905
The best defense is a shot gun...if one is not available a sharp stick in a pinch
SergeiBoobtitsky
You know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice.
DukeDarkwood
You missed.
YJWhomstve
KtuluForPres
This is neither.
absurdative
This is the philosophy I use when driving in Los Angeles traffic.
IOnceFarted
Stop putting stupid people on the news
asliceofpizza
Unfortunately stupid sells.
TheosophicBlues
*stupid fictional people
DukeDarkwood
You... you actually think there aren't any people that stupid and/or brazen? Do you understand what passes for sex ed in some places?
TheosophicBlues
I don't deny the stupidity out there but pretty sure this one is fake.
adilmian
It’s possible that either her parents or the husband’s parents were black. Genes can hop like that.
channelranger
Yeah. Two white people, genetically, *can* have a black child, IIRC.
implayingchesswithapigeon
Yep, they even made a movie about it, https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0964586/
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
the genes that increase melanin are dominant. Kids generally can't be darker than parents unless both parents are dark skinned.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
If both parents are fair skinned, neither has much in the way of dark skin genes to pass on. 2 blondes can't usually have brunette kids.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
But 2 brunettes can have a blonde kid.
MissAizea
This isn't true, my Hispanic family is extremely white, grandfather is native, a few cousins pop out dark as hell. Don't even look related
MissAizea
My aunt and her husband are very pale, their second son is dark, they would always joke they adopted him off the street
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
generally means generally, not always.
Nemesisyphus
That's exactly how it works. Science.
Doomandgloom2
That is either a special kind of stupid or smart... I need some time to decide which.
dghammer
Nice trySlutty McSlutface.
neatoburritobandito
So... So is this the definition of gaslighting?
katanatripsis
No, but it’s a fine example.
guardingangel
No, this is projection. Gaslighting is making someone second guess their sanity because you lie about things they know to be true.
NotLuckyDucky
Like what my doctors did when I said I was in pain and they said no I wasn’t. A few years of it and my mind snapped now I’m on happy pills
Dagordae
Like claiming it wasn’t her baby she gave birth to. And sticking to the story forever. Usually it’s way more subtle.
Bob64
Well.... hospitals can mix up babies or even "lose" them... but swapping different colored babies is kinda a stretch.
IBentMyWookie
Dalltof
This should be the number one comment Lmfaooooo
CrypticalEnvelopement
*her, pays off for her
CrypticalEnvelopement
YoureNotMyDaddy
Wtf why
CrypticalEnvelopement
letmemakeyouasandwich
I CAN NOT UNSEE THAT
RawrMeowRawr
What movie is it from?
Ehab1991
Dodgeball
drecker
Dodgeball
Minkaf
maybe dodgeball
bawtzki
Dodgeball
kamosey
Black girl has sex with black guy, no condom. Then husband has sex with black girl, then with wife right after. Carries black sperm to wife.
aforeignenglishman
Sounds like a foursome!
BenSnow97
It's fantfourstick
kimsahobbit
Girl doesn't have to be black. Just in case you didn't know that.
lovecraft11
Glad you educated us about that. Nobody had a clue, so that was extremely necessary.
kimsahobbit
you're welcome
kamosey
In this scenario she does because that is what he's accused of.
ShepskyHuskherd
What if the black girl was violating, and the white dude had an outrageously large Dick and carried the black egg over to white wife?
MistressLyda
I think you mean ovulating? And no, that would not work.
ShepskyHuskherd
I did indeed mean ovulating, thanks autocorrect.
Zeotech84
I really hope this is just satire of the comment you replied to...
ShepskyHuskherd
I assure you it was. I thought that was the point of this thread
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NotWelcomehere
It can last for up to five INSIDE the uterus, not outside.
WeedoForFreedom
Cant imagine how fucked up that kid would be
SloppyJ
We need someone to run the odds on that. I'm sure it's possible, just like winning the lottery.
Aquilarden
5 days in the proper environment. In reality, this guy would have to go from his lover to his wife in a matter of minutes for sperm transfer
PickleMorty
Threesome? Coulda been seconds
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Inside a woman's body, yes. Outside sperm cells die after a few minutes
AnHour
Sperm donor.
NotWelcomehere
They are kept in ideal conditions in basically cryogenic stasis
NotWelcomehere
https://www.healthcentral.com/article/how-long-does-sperm-live-outside-the-body no...20 minutes tops...wtf are you on?!
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NotWelcomehere
The idea that he "brought it home" that's the problem.
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Chickenlicker
What if they swimmy-swim-swim up hubby's peeper? Would that make them last longer? And then get shot out into his wife a couple hours later?
NotWelcomehere
What. The. FUCK.
Chickenlicker
What? Doesn't it seem possible that some of the other dude's sperm could end up just inside and chill in the urethra for a couple hours?
Perfzilla
Which was why her having sex with a black man was fair game
ceramicpear
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UnexpectedThanos
You have two eyes, so extra chance to not take someone else's eye
Perfzilla
a screw for a screw leaves the whole world fucked?
Cats2cats
Except if they both have a black gene they could have a black baby.
theedragonlady
Or unless you’re playing Fable.
NotGonnaTellYouThat
Skin colour is the result of several genes, not just one, which makes that sort of thing much less likely
Perfzilla
Maybe but my comment is way funnier
TresusIbor
Wait. That's bullshit, right? Cause if not, then holy fuck I can only imagine the crazy shitastic divorces this gene caused.
Cats2cats
It can happen especially in this day & age.
ZZhillTopper
While that is how recessive genes work the many traits associated with any given race are the result of many genes not just 1
alicefreak47
I knew a guy in school who was a White ginger with Black parents, not adopted and, as far as I know, no infidelity.
Cheomesh
I did know a quite light skinned African American kid with both parents that were on the darker side.
KiwiGameDev
Have a bud who’s full blooded Māori but who’s as white as a sheet. It happens
magicrhombus
White kids of black parents are more common, because most black people (in the US) are actually mixed race.
HailFreya
Nope, I was kinda dark when I came out. My dad suspected my mom cheated which lead to a split, but within a year I was obviously a white kid
Genini
Skin color is polygenic meaning that multiple genes control skin color. In order for the child's skin color to be dark one or both of (1/2)
Genini
the parents would be dark as well. There's over 100 genes thought to be involved in skin color so it's not so simple as recessive or not.
Voric13
But it still happens!
GrabherbythePuss
Did you not learn about recessive genes in school?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I thought that required someone of color to be pretty close in your family, within the last 2 generations atleast.
TresusIbor
Yes I did, but I was under the impression that skin color was not something that could simply jump far away from the parents' skin color.
paul289
I knew a ginger kid who was born to a full on Native American woman.
GrabherbythePuss
Well with what I remember from it, anything is possible if the genes pair correctly
Cheomesh
I have three siblings.The youngest is noticeably darker than everyone, including my parents,but he's 100% related to us.
TresusIbor
Human beings are more complex than peas.