What hurts your relationship with NATO is your obsession with taking over Greenland, your calling Canada the 51st state, and your failure to consult allies before invading Iran.

Jul 8, 2026 3:41 AM

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That sounds like a very articulate argument. NOT.

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By what passes for his logic, shouldn't Guam, American Samoa, The American Marshall Islands etc, all belong to Japan, or maybe China? While we're at it... The U.S. Virgin islands should be Cuba's. Alaska REALLY needs to go back Russia. Maybe rethink that whole Louisiana Purchase debacle. /s

3 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

If he could get away with it he'd probably give Alaska back to his pal Putin.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

LIKE DENIRO SAYS " SHUT THE FUCK UP" PEDOPHILE PIG RAPIST "SHUT THE FUCK UP" SWINE

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Accordion hands means he knows he’s actively lying and spewing horse shit out of his butthole lips.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Global Warming will make Canada and Greenland more habitable and easier to extract resources ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curious as to what he's saying but I can NOT bring myself to unmute that idiot anymore. Every time I try to listen to him it's like opening the door to a port-a-potty after a 3-day outdoor concert event.

3 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That's what the subtitles are for

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The USA doesn't spend money to help the USA. By that logic, somebody else should taken over the USA? Is that really the road Mr. Chump wants to go down?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an American, "come and take it" but spoken with zero conviction or authority

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...what hurt *my* relationship with...."

*YOU* had no relationship with NATO! You ruined America's relationship with NATO.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is more obsessed with interfering in other countries rather than helping his own citizens :(

3 weeks ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

“America first”

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“Poor men wanna be rich. Rich men wanna be king, and a king ain’t satisfied til he rules everything “
-Bruce Springsteen

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

..which is counterintuitive to the whole MAGA movement, which is why his supporters are just straight-up cunt bubbles that will burn their own houses down to own the libs. It’s insanity, my friend.

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Help them with what? He's already taking everything he can here.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He thinks like a 19th century king. His rights are absolute, the people are his to command, checks and balances are just hindrances. The diaper king will do what he wants, and his subjects should be grateful they can suffer and die for his greatness, giving their worthless lives a tiny shred of meaning.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

If he actually gave a shit and helped people he would be a very popular president but all he gives a fuck about is power and money

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because he realized he can use the US military to enforce his scams. he's graduated from shaking down small businesses who worked as his properties to entire foreign governments.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

IDK... it may be a good thing? If he's interfering with other countries he might not have time to interfering with little girls?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TBH I think his pedophilia stage has past. He has enough adult blonde bimbos willing to suck him off in return for favours. I'm sure he thinks his raping children days are so long ago that it shouldn't be relevant anymore. For me, he still needs to be investigated to the fullest extent re the Epstein files and it is appalling it is not happening.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except they didn't even invade Iran, which is part of the problem, they wanted to do another Venezuela by just taking/killing whoever is in charge(which didn't even work in Venezuela) and expect it to be 'won' automatically.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Denmark pays 20% of their GDP with about 700M Euros annually. Canada should enter the chat. Greenland is a natural fit for Canada. Or Iceland.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He sounds like a kid running around in toys r us with the family credit card . I want this and I want that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear spineless fuckwitt Trump. First of all, fuck you. Second of all, just fucking do it. Pull all US soldiers out of Europe. And do it with all other coutries as well. Just remove the US from the world stage. Live your miserable life in exile in your own pitiful existance. You have single handedly assured the world that the US is not to be trusted. We might feel now that we "need" you. But we'll thrive without you in no time. Dear DJT. Fuck you

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really fucking tired of his evil symbol monkey accordion hand movements.

3 weeks ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

It's always the same old hand gesture for communication for him, what wrong with his posture as well?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frontotemporal dementia. He also has a frontal cortex lesion from last September's stroke he had on camera.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really fucking tired of his... everything.

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I didn’t even unmute this clip because his voice is so annoying. And that’s when I focused on how annoying those hand movements are, flapping his arms around like that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I hate that little fist-pumping victory dance that he does. I've never wanted to punch someone in the face, repeatedly, more keenly.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nothing is stopping you from rotating your hate by picking something different about him to hate on each day. The other day I was really bothered by his bruxism grimace between each sentence as he grinds his dental implants to nothing just like he did with his original teeth. Like fuck dude uppers clearly don't love you even if you love uppers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hhhh, i like this simile

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You ever suffer through the movie "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders"? Third act in it is about one of those godforsaken things. Every time it slaps those symbols something bad happens. The mystery science theater 3000 version is available for free on youtube. Anyway I can't look at trump doing those hand movements without thinking of that cursed fucking toy monkey with its creepy stare and evil grimace causing death and destruction with each fucking clap of those symbols.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The USA already has a military base on Greenland, you absolute cunt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes, Greenland. Famously surrounded by China ships.

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A third of Greenland's total budget is covered by Denmark in direct annual payments. In addition to Denmark covering the full cost of all government functions in Greenland operated directly by Denmark such as police, healthcare and military.

There are no Chinese or Russian vessels in Greenlandic waters. There are only Greenlandic fishing boats and NATO patrol vessels in those waters.

The US already has full military access to Greenland that they mostly aren't using. By the US' own choice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Epstein

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Every time he meets with NATO he has a 90 minute call with Putin a couple of days before. EVERY TIME.

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Putin won't be stupid enough to convey his instructions in writing. As is typical for Mafia bosses, it’s done verbally. We can only hope that the orange one can't remember these instructions not long enough when he puts on his cheap spectacle at the NATO summit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes please leave Europe with your bullshit

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Also, initially taking the side of his master Putin when he invaded a European country.

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This idiot is creating the exact situation he claims he's afraid of. By supporting aggressive nationalism, weakening trust in America's commitment to NATO, shitting on international law, and breaking treaties, he's creating the kind of world where countries feel free to just take what they want.

Too bad he's too much of a fascist toddler to ever understand this. All he sees is "Me America! Me special! Me want grab land and put my name on it!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Really, at this point, who would trust the USA ??? Frump wants new concessions without HONORING any of the past ones. So tell me why anyone would trust this administration??

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nobody is anymore, i think.

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That and shitting his pants when he walks in the room and acting like it's a power move.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can somebody please put a tiny accordion in his little hands?

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Holy slurred words batman

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are the Russian and Chinese ships in the room with you now? And please explain HOW the US should control other sovereign territory...by that logic, I therefore claim California on behalf of Canada. Former governor Newsom, please contact me. We've got some hijinx to get up to...

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I mean, that would really go to mexico, you guys can have the pnw though, most people here would be ok with it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mexico should have called dibs first lol. WA and OR would be welcome, though. The folks in Point Roberts would probably appreciate it the most.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lol, didn't know that existed, that's absurd... I think they already had dibs, now they get fair takebacks :)

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