The standards.

Aug 23, 2026 2:41 AM

countervail247365

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Open the pod bay door HAL

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you need to be a martial artist in order to use the toilet:

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

ill give you a proper throne mi lady

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That head tilt...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Poopatron 4000.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1 week ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That episode was so bizarre!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm all for a back-support, reclining toilet. For when you're there for a while reading.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

My poops take like 2 seconds I like to pretend they don't though and my bathroom is too small and it's like 45c in there with a tiny window

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes with massage and maybe a refreshments fridge

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as the seat is designed to not make your legs go numb!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

The poop throne looks AI generated

1 week ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 9

I just checked and it's a real product. So probably a 3D render. https://mtz.china.com/toutiaos/20260528/0528237280.html

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it worse now, that it is real and not AI?

I'm just saying, knowing it was fake and not real felt better somehow.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like good ol' 3D rendering to me. 🤷

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Because it is. In the two shots the marble floor gets a whole different pattern, the indentations on the back rest of the toilet don't match in the two shots either and the whole thing has that general 'fuzzy' feel that a lot of AI video's have when they render things they aren't properly trained on.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

That's not evidence this is AI generated. This is a skit. They stitched together clips. Each picture of the toilet is probably marketing shots that with photoshop effects can be made to zoom in and out for movement effects. It is then paired separately with a video of an actress playing out a skit.

I really don't get the need/fad to call out AI which is often wrong.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You don't understand the need to call out AI when it gets posted? You don't get that people can make a mistake? Or is it both?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You got me. I do understand the need to call out AI. I do understand it is a self-serving exercise ... could you really be calling it out for someone else's benefit?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you enjoy seeing AI-generated content on Imgur? When you see AI-generated content will you upvote it or downvote it?

AI-content is pretty tricky to spot sometimes. Would you appreciate it that AI-content gets marked out as being AI-generated?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an actual physical product. So almost certainly a 3D render. https://mtz.china.com/toutiaos/20260528/0528237280.html

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That seems like a terrible thing to poop in. Unless it's like a one time use. They tried cushioning the seat in the 80s and it's just so impractical and filthy.

1 week ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

in the 80s plastics were all the rage, so they used polyester... fluffy fuzzy stuff.
leather is easy to clean though, and durable... which is why its been used as seat coverings in carriages for 100s of years, and saddles as well.

i think the thing looks kinda kool, not sure what the purpose of the enclosure is but it does look kool.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It never felt right.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you mean the dress?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember fuzzy covers?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it should be a recliner

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bruh, you cant shit reclined unless you also got lifts for your legs and at that point you are shitting in a gynecologist/birthing chair...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the complete lack of lid that disgusts me. I dont care how expensive the toilet is. No lid means there's fecal matter and urine spread through your entire bathroom on every single surface. Lids are present on most toilets for a god damn reason. Fucking close them.

1 week ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 9

Honestly I just assumed it was AI bullshit.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mythbusters did an episode on this. iirc, the lid barely helped.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Its why I brush my teeth in the kitchen. Like dirty dishes. Why ya'll want to put poop in your mouth is beyond me. I wouldn't keep dishes by the crapper. Or my dish sponge. Crazy.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you can afford this monstrosity you can afford a cleaner to go over it twice a day with disinfectant and a clean cloth.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is the equivalent of a Buc-ee’s attendant waiting for you to finish.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My pettiness when I was a kid made closing the lid muscle memory. ( Lived with women, got yelled at for leaving the seat up, put both lids down so I wasn't the only one having to lift the seat)

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

LMAO I got in trouble from women who, after a mad rush to the bathroom, ended up sitting on the lid and peeing. So now I leave lid up, seat down, even though I live alone.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See I've always done it due to fear of accidentally knocking something into it (e.g. toothbrush)

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Niagara Feces. Most goes down. Some goes up.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not to mention that seam was insanely sharp!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Left that fucking painful ring around your ass. Thanks grandma!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg you remember!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

WHY was it so fucking sharp!?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If I had to guess, it was because of the injection molding they used to form the seats. They never cut off that seam. Probably to save money.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When I'm pooping I want to be surrounded by white, sterile porcelain.

1 week ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Won't be that for long.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

To be honest, I try to not shit on the walls.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Well la-di-da. I bet you keep your pinky straight as well while you do it.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And by god one of these days you'll succeed?

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"try"

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