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Mar 28, 2021 9:06 PM
PurpleIvory
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CaptainThePirate
Imagine you’re in a queue to go through a canal so you do some random turns to keep proxy and then you get stuck and your tracking was this.
Dongskanker
Srcsqwrn
Really dislike this robot, now.
MarcUK
Men have been drawing dicks with the available technology for thousands of years. Never going to stop. :-)
abundantbadgers
Drawning
bobalooba28
Thank you!
CoryBarker127001
Your welcome.
gauraSleepPilot
It's called ECDIS
DGummibuns
For real?
Feralkyn
The Ever Given itself did this before getting stuck. NOT the ones waiting.
PeteThePerv
no
alman1234
Wouldn’t that generate an insane amount of pollution?
CaldariBob
Quite the set of balls...
FriendlyFallopian
Mum: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! Then there's the memes
boxyboxster
CLARKSONNNN
Fido013
Now there's a No Fucks Given.
yetipc
100% this was one ship, it was the evergiven, the one stuck in the canal. you can track it online
Copperbrat
ddashizzle
So, for those looking, it's a d!ck butt. Pure legend
pigoverthere
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall. https://youtu.be/7rBy_ZoJl5M
Egudahl
Not just dicks, dicks hovering over assholes
NicolasKevinMac
Plenty of food and water, close enough to land to not worry about pirates, and literally nothing else more productive you could possibly do.
NicolasKevinMac
Honestly, sounds pretty good to me...
xenocrisis0153
This is why gas is about to hit $3/gallon.
dogfavoriter
Is it? Oh, good. It's been in the high $3's in WA for a while now.
xenocrisis0153
Results may vary. Been at $2.25 in FL... now up to $2.89
raningreen
Try over $4 in Cali.
FartmanMD
Why is it so goddamn cheap over there god damn. You guys need to chill you have like the cheapest fuel prices
xenocrisis0153
I believe the cheapest region I've seen is in the South Caroline area. I'm assuming Texas, too.
AR33
I've had enough of that dam boat
jerwelch66
Agreed, maybe we could use explosive s to free it.
GenXHippie
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
NotNotDeadpool
Jenna Coleman, dam she's pretty.
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
Truth
FILASchwinn
Haha I get it, because the boat is acting like a dam
FlusterKuck
Least amount of f***s ever given about a boat, right?!
proxster9
Its free now
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I dunno, I think it's evergreen
drenix
semanticsamsquamtch
Welcome to social media, expectations at the door please!
TheKingslayer13
Container Ship
LAMovieDesign
Where can I get some dam bait?!
Kyen155
Dam straight!
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
If only it was
BigFatBobbie
Dam STRAIT!
pigoverthere
I thought it was a canal. A straight is something else entirely.
AR33
This is about shit puns not geographical accuracy
ColdSquirrel
Fairly certain it was the Ever Given that did this before it went into the canal not ships stuck waiting as implied
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SherMattLockSmith
You can't see the butt?
CannibalisticHedgehog
Dunno if it's going to change anything but the post does say "stranded ships" and "kill time" which suggests the other ships waiting for 1/
CannibalisticHedgehog
Ever given to be moved are drawing extra dicks while they wait, for funnies. I have no idea though so I could be wrong. 2/2
truespartangaming
the image shown is not in the canal, at the very least.
8PiLoT0
Wasnt it the ever green?
ColdSquirrel
That's the shipping company, but that specific ship that's stuck is the Ever Given
8PiLoT0
Ah thanks
ArchangelTitus
Yeah this was the Ever Given and from what I know, only the ever given did it.
Mcknizzle
So you’re saying the ship drew a dock in the ocean and then jammed up the Suez Canal?? Fucking legendary
ArchangelTitus
You might say he went balls to the walls, head first, rammed it in the canal and bottomed out lol
Mcknizzle
Duck
Mcknizzle
Dick
UselessIgnacio
Dork
CoBr2
Yeah, I can't imagine stuck ships wasting fuel like that. Shipping is all about economics
InvadingYourSpaces
They do, same as truckers, aircraft, or anything. You wait, you burn fuel. A boat drifts around, and you get to draw shapes.
pigoverthere
Pretty sure the dick was just Ever Given, but I don't think they all can just drop ⚓, for many its probably necessary/safer to keep moving
pigoverthere
1st person view
hugemuffin
how is that ship not a wreck? Its flex is way too centralized to be structural flex.
pigoverthere
It was, people died
pigoverthere
I have zero nautical experience, but here's a cargo ship that couldn't handle being anchored in open water.
CoBr2
The entrance to the Suez canal isn't really open sea. Not quite a harbor, but they should be fine unless there's a big storm