hoopsnek
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"Oi, cunt! Fuckin' pizza!"
Aug 6, 2020 2:26 PM
hoopsnek
81143
2350
28
"Oi, cunt! Fuckin' pizza!"
md22mdrx
Now I have to order something for my friend this way ...
Lordoftitan
Must be for Billy Butcher and the Boys
AlliNWhenPlaying
Imagine someone would just type "Don't scare the snakes"
BoatyMcboatfaceMcGee
That looks like a good deal for 26 AUD
idonthaveauser
"oi cunt really loud!"
Sigberd
There is just a dot at the end of that sentence
mydogsfartswillkillyou
oi cunt really loud!
davidthegoliath
SHAANOOOOOON! YOUR PIZZAAAAAA! IS HEEEEEEEEERE!
imgurmage
I almost wish I was Australian so I could ask Uber eats to do this when they deliver my food.
Tubularballs
Only thing is most of the Uber boys are Indian students. Lovely fellas, but don’t have the confidence for a good “Oi, cunt”.
TheFingerGunsGuy
As an Ozzy I wish i could do that. Would be even better if some bird did it. "Dad, Dad, hey dad, some crazy Shelia is screaming at the door
Bigmeatycurtians
It really is as good as you think it is.
anon1869
You can still ask, they just probably won't do it
Ninjainslippers
You can do this as an American. Doesn't even need to be delivered to you. Fun $20 neighbor prank.
Bigmeatycurtians
Not just ubereats. The mailman, the prime minister when he is standing on your new lawn. Anyone really.
howamistillpooping
MooseSK
keebs63
Back during the wild fires the PM did an interview on a random persons lawn, the owner called him a cunt and told him to fuck off basically
checksandbalancesplease
justarocknroller
The Inquisition! Let's begin
McPenguin
I'll bet you're wishin' that we'd go away!
kungfoolou
Australia. It's what happens when you mix Florida with Scotland.
Jujubird
I know a lot of Irish and German descendants who might fight you over that
hoopsnek
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
In other words: "Cunt me out"
shinagami091
That has an entirely different meaning hear in the states. Especially in gay sexy time
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I don’t get it, please explain
drdreadpirateroberts
Brunoemf90
Cunt me out to the ballgame
Einstein9073
(cunt me out inside)
EnderPanda13
I cant cunt
bongles
Ah cunt wake up
Einstein9073
CUNT ME
Howareyounow
Save me, call my name and save me a slice
eversincetheaccident
Voth279
Well I'm not here to fuck spiders
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Ooo! Instead of "oi, cunt", it's "YOUR SPIDERS ARE HERE!"
OAGC
David Attenborough “ We’re not here to fornicate with arachnids “
Folsee
Store: What meats would you like? Me: All.
Fargus57
trapdoorogre
All meat (Family)
OldSchool93
I’d eat pizza with this family
GoldenJalapeno
Step bro!? What are you doing?
MEATLIFTER
I’d lift, and eat, an all meat family
TheLastAlchemist
Is this like the opposite of none pizza with left beef?
Rumple5kin
degenerator
The Jeffrey Dahmer Special.
Tristanisawesome
Michael Schiavo need not apply
nevergonnasleep
Are we not mentioning that it's 30#?
chinaPieCreator
No, that’s what number the Pizza is, on the takeaway menu
hoopsnek
*#30 #=number.
nevergonnasleep
#imadumbass
Jujubird
Is there a joke here I’m missing?
nevergonnasleep
30 pounds of pizza is a bit much?
Jujubird
Makes sense. We don’t use pounds in any currency or weight format in AUS, so I think it’s a fine way to write it like that for local use
nevergonnasleep
Huh! So what's it denoting?
VeeeeVeeee
Item number 30.