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DerkatBaron
I had all three of those stouid shots and still got pretty sick. I guess it could have been worse had I not but still irritating.
psstuphere
I have a hard time praying since my right hand is busy with sarcastic thumbs up. The other hand is giving another digit up
Data91883
Third hand doing 'dismissive jerking-off motion'
ionicseraph
I'm a little dissapointed the nurse who gave me my booster told me not to collect every other covid vaccine like pokemon badges.
thelordymir
Just list "penis enlargement" as potential side effect and mfers be lining around 5 city blocks for it
Gryphonosiris
Or say that COVID makes straight men become gay, and their wives to become frigid. They'd line up for dozens of miles.
CaptMal
https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/
tatertots333
Culling of the herd.
pfreis
I got the booster back in January, no side effects aside from my dong is now way bigger! Plus, i keep myself and fam safe! I Recommend it!
HissyElliott
My dong is bigger too and I didn't even have one before I got the booster!
mrhowser
Doctors and nurses have been overwhelmed. How about all the anti v-vaxers step up and volunteer to help them in the wards! Do your part!
WGG25
since getting my third microchip shot, i've been communicating with alien lifeforms through deep space and browsing the internet w/ thoughts
freakshow314
I've got Moderna. Recently been dealing with diabetes. Booster tanked my sugar levels. Had to compensate for 60 units. Would recommend.
UncleScarwasright
RulesOfImgur
I will pray for her, but not to God.
participationtrophywife
Let’s go Darwin
rihani3
My parents neighbors are antivax. 4 year old kid with heavy asthma and pregnant wife with prenatal complications. All of them got COVID now.
rihani3
Last I heard, wife is in hospital again, and kid is very sick. Wanted help from my elderly parents to babysit. They said no...
HissyElliott
They wanted help from an elderly couple to watch a kid sick with COVID?! Why don't they get one of their antivaxxer friends to do it
magister333350
Because they're all dead? Or they're as generous as an oligarch with their time.
Potatopeelerkind
Why do people reply as if the person who posted this to Reddit is the person in the image?
HissyElliott
Maybe they don't want to go to the dumpster fire that is twitter
Potatopeelerkind
Either is a waste of time. Besides, the big general reddit subs like r/facepalm are as much a cesspool as Twitter is.
spiderjohn36
I'll give her thoughts and prayers since they're as effective as her goddamn bullshit rhetoric.
GoodJuJuuu
Uggghhh, I got the booster and now they're making me come on site to work. Ugh living is the worssssttt
SpicyRebar
I just want a punch card. So on my 10th Pfizer booster I can get a free personal pan pizza.
BrickForAnOre
Personal pandemic pizza
Katateochi
omg. this could be marketing gold for the right food chain.
blainetog
I've heard of a few places doing this.
PolarHailStorm
I'm going to use this joke, since as I'm immunocompromised, I've been told I'll be getting boosters for this shit for a long time.
AgentKGB
ThaWhiteRanger
Jaqdakloun
Where at fam ?
DoseOfDiscontent
Call it “Jab at the Hut.” Pandemic over. (JK this is never ending.)
Krytture
Goosebumps books got me a lot of free personal pans
professionalConfirmologist
...like the good ol' days
Katateochi
the "good ol' days" were never good. they were just old so they couldn't beat you up so bad.
professionalConfirmologist
Rose tinted glasses, but as a kid those personal pans were a joy of life
tokennametaken
Those free personal pans just hit differently. I miss those..
silentwolf1999
Booster It.
blackbird75
*free packet of Viagra.
JackOfA11
God gave you a way out but you used him as an excuse to not be saved. God gave us the Vax dumb ass.
Tomadzo
I don’t care anymore. Fucking die and save us the oxygen wasted on you
Revokingthesealofquality
There's some real "Gandalf yelling at Pippin" energy in this comment
OmegaManwicH
I hate that this current world and the stupidity of people in it has beaten me down to the point that I 100% agree with this opinion.
Simlc1
I used to be compassionate, but like you the last 2 years have worn me down. Don't get vaxxed, die, I don't care any more. I'll be ok.
DustyMcKnuckles
Y'know... if we could somehow monetize people fucking around and finding out nowadays, we might have enough money to unfuck this country...
Valdrax
We already have. It's called speculative investment.
Crawmak
We already have enough money to unfuck this country. Unfortunately it's in the pockets of a few people who would rather watch people die.
DustyMcKnuckles
If only some of -them- would find out. OH WAIT. THEY GOT THE JAB. I just dont get why so many of our countrymen eat up their bullshit.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
We already have far more than enough money to unfuck the country. It’s just the rich are hoarding it all.
Filanwizard
My iPhone still says LTE when I am near it, where the fuck is the 5G I was promised with vaccines?
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I got the vaccine and I can smell and taste everything! Coincidence??? I think not! Wake up shepple!
ChainmailleAddict
Unironically I had better smell and taste with less bloating after getting the booster. Fuck long COVID.
HissyElliott
It's spelled "sheeple", sweaty
ratfaceddog
No, “shepple” is spelled “shepple.”
mindstorm8191
I'm starting to wonder if my smell & taste got better after being vaxxed
gamblingpoet
I had COVID and pneumonia last March (before I could get vaxxed). It was the worst 2 weeks of my life. The 1st day on the job paramedic had
gamblingpoet
to shave me to put EKG stickers on me. I'm basically Bigfoot with English speaking skills. Couldn't do anything without being out of breath.
Djkb6718
mardukkur
I had EKG stickers put on me once without getting shaved first. Trust me, you were very, very lucky.
gamblingpoet
Oh no, I still had a hell of a time taking them off. Had to use scissors but it was still a hassle and painful lifting them to cut.
Devolv3
I'm gonna let you in on a secret....Olive Oil. It helps dissolve the adhesive.
istealkillls
My 5G signal is better than it’s ever been
mindstorm8191
The fact that they upgraded / built a new tower the day you were vaxxed has nothing to do with it, right? Right?? lol
azimir
That's because these idiots keep suiciding/dying so there's more wireless bandwidth to go around.
istealkillls
No I’m pretty sure it’s kuz the vaccine boosts my 5G cell signal. /S
EMHPicardo
MilkStoutOnTap
The song of my sheeple.
putcleverusernamehere
You forgot #5
HuruinaInu
Number 4 is if they survive, otherwise it's 'send flowers to (funeral home)'
thefwank
No, they gofundme funerals.
HuruinaInu
Oh, thought the GoFundMe was for the medical bills...
RydWolf
"It would really help morale around here if there were a few, light-hearted campaigns." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIsXEkR5OVs
mindstorm8191
That too, I'm sure
thefwank
Well, mostly depends on whether it's launched pre- or post-mortem... ^^;;;
MintMission
If you die your bills have to be paid by your relatives, so it still happens
dviking
If you're married, yes. If you're not, your medical debt dies with you.
Lassannn
As a devout Christian I refuse to pray for such people. God gave you a goddamned brain for a fucking reason.
FinnMertensyaheard
Reminds me of Mac in Always Sunny when trying to prove his biblical point. “Where’s our god damn bible!?” The ironic humor is so good.
pallyman
They turned it off in favour of god.
Gryphonosiris
"Jesus take the wheel".
Jarjarthejedi
I will (and try to when I catch it) pray that they realize that God wanted them to put in an effort to do the right thing and can repent,
Jarjarthejedi
regardless of complications, but yeah, absolutely not going to pray that God remove the consequences so they learn nothing.
flexje
God also gave them a vaccine. ?♀️
IrrelevantOutsideOfMyBubble
"Fuck you" - @Lassannn
Kronzor
"Fuck you Lassannn" - Imgur
Chefpnut
“I sent you two boats you idiot!”-God
WaffleSci
i mean, i will pray that she survives and realizes how selfish and prideful she was and mends her ways, but i dont want anyone to die.
KyleZombie
She was encouraging others to avoid the vaccine. I hope she and everyone like her dies as soon as possible.
datbiishjuliebean
I mean I highly doubt she would have a epiphany of her being selfish no offense. They drank too much of the kool aid.
ap0ll0rojas
Not here to fight, but that's the opposite of a devout Christian. Almost like u forgot God's mercy and Grace for your life is undeserved...
AnndyEdwards
Yeah I'm an atheist/Satanist, was about to suggest to consider that prayer (not approval) for the least deserving is quite important.
ap0ll0rojas
And therefore you should extend Grace & mercy to others who don't deserve it. Like these people being foolish. You know like how u can be?
ap0ll0rojas
And by you I mean us. All of us. Let's not sit here and pretend like we all haven't don't some dumb stuff that we look back in horror at.
Couchwarrior1337
It's like there's a perfectly good Ark and people are just choosing to drown. It's wild. There wasn't even a line.
tinybartender
didhethough?.gif
randomdragon
You had 69 likes when I found this comment, I'm sorry to have ruined it but have the 70th.
RazorbackNard
I got the Pfizer booster last week, now I have dark vision, and I can hear colors.
Zephyr86
Don't forget to trim your antlers.
MoreButterForMyHam
And the urge to fight Spider Man?
Luthierfer
Prolly the shrooms. Was for me.
4vie
Be glad you didn't get Sputnik... had a friend who got that. He lost his native Swedish and became fluent in Russian, and only Russian.
NotAHugeSpider
How much of his wardrobe is now Adidas?
4vie
I would have asked, but I can't!
Trelis
Since purple didn't actually exist I wonder what it worked sound like. Guess a duet between blue and red.
pzummo
Not to mention walking around with this constant erection. I knew the 5G implant had to have an antenna.
EchoOfSnac
Lucky...
hwatL4bloopy
i had that before the vaccines so i'll keep you updated about any weird symptoms that come up.
freshage
I got my Pfizer booster a few weeks ago. Now my dick is twice the size. Anti vaxxers missing out!
LeoSalt
I only got some lousy pain in my arm! I gotta go back and have it taken back, I need to de-vaccine my blood! Might take some leeches /s
LeoSalt
Btw serious note: I contracted covid 10 days ago with 3 doses,no idea what would've happened with none, but I got thru w/ just a light cold
CaptainFrog
30ft or 60ft Darkvision?
RazorbackNard
30. I'm sure I can upgrade with my next booster though. ?
vapinganxiety
hm yeah noticed some changes... i have now google search engine after my 3rd chip. Side effect, i poop trump search results.
Iliketacos42
The number 7 now smells like licorice.
areyouelonmusk
Lucky! I got swollen testicles and my dick fell off.
RazorbackNard
Maybe they can sew it back on and you get a dope ass nickname like frankenweenie
Shaodyn
What do they sound like?
ProffesorGoogle
Ahh man all I got was pitiful existence on a dying planet
Zzzzz1
I can feel my thoughts!
PloppyFenis
I have morphed into my WiFi
JMassHysteria
60ft? 120ft? Do you have sunlight sensitivity? Can you see in magical darkness?
TiredSnowball
Dammit. How come my booster only gave me a headache for a fay and a half? I was dark vision, too.
BlameIt0nTibor
wat
Imacashew
Is that the new variant human, triple vaxxed?
Jaqdakloun
Where at fam ?
NotAHugeSpider
I got my Moderna booster, and then caught my thumb in a rat trap the very next day! No one warned me of that side effect!
VileEverett
I got the moderna booster last month. I will see you on the battlefield at dawn
FractalChainsaw
I got J&J. My vision turned greyscale and I can smell colors.
imreallytrying
I've developed tastebuds in my hands and it makes working as a mechanic very difficult
SpaceTaco22
Did your PP quadruple in size, too?
richiWebKing
I got them all. Pfizer. Moderns. Astra Zenica. I am impervious to mortal weapons and can see time as an endless ribbon of play.
iCommentTopComments
Soon you'll have 5G reception. The best part.
Shaodyn
On your phone, or will the 5G just be in your brain?
HissyElliott
I have to physically touch my phone to my arm where I got the shot to have the best reception
Shaodyn
Oh. My phone isn't new enough for 5G. Will I still be able to get 5G anyway?
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
There must’ve been something wrong with my booster; had it a month ago and still no 5G! I want my money back! Wait, got it for free, fuck!
tonguepunchyourfartbox
When something is free... YOU are the product!
kmikl
Boosters give you the ability to mine bitcoin.
Snooj
I've always had 5G. Gluttony, Giggles, Goth, Gluttony, and Gluttony. I eat a lot.
OldMadDad
Tell us more about the goth and ill send you pictures of my cooking (tonight was thai yellow curry)
Conz
I had a 12h heavy flu reaction to the booster, initial 2 shots were fine. 13h of sleep took care of the reaction. Still preferred over death
counterintel
I got moderna and type 2 diabetes. Spit in my mouth and lets summon captain planet.
Rodltwo
Nuts, I got the Moderna one and I only got an achy knee and my eyes “buzz” when a radio is on
NotAHugeSpider
Like this?
Rodltwo
No I feel it in the back. Also…your username…it makes me…uneasy
SnoopyDancing
lucky, i bet orange is crazy to hear
NotAHugeSpider
He is, but I don't have to listen to him much anymore since he got voted out and banned from Twitter.
SnoopyDancing
until now I never gave "orange" much thought but now, I cant unhear orange.
yellwfever
EmanNiemThcin
I don't know how to tell you this, but while the bloke behind the trainstation might have had a syringe he wasn't handing out vaccinations.
3nd3rwiggin
Also got it, last Thursday. Then I saw three episodes of The Legend of Vox Machina. Can live with that side effect.
skolyr
https://youtu.be/fdZo3mjE6J0
skolyr
I'm curious about how many people are watching it have either never heard of or watched Critical Role.
3nd3rwiggin
From the reaction videos I have watched and the comments left on them I have to assume there are a fair amount of people.
skolyr
How have those reaction vids been? "Oh look at this cute new fantasy cartoon..." Cue brutal deaths, child murder, and ... Scanlan.
3nd3rwiggin
Probably a very biased sample base because who would care to create a reaction video for something they did not like but all of them +
RazorbackNard
Vox Machina absolutely slaps
3nd3rwiggin
Yeah, it does. It is the only show I care enough about to want to watch reaction videos for just to see how much others are enjoying it. +
3nd3rwiggin
I WFH so I can sit here and work and just watch YouTube all day.
RazorbackNard
Same brother, I never want to go back to office. I realized I'm more productive in half the time, and the other half was just space filler