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I just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here are some things you can tell him when you next see him.
Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn’t always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:
“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”
“Hey Greg! You’re the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you’re the reason they got divorced.”
“Hey Greg! Do you think it’s weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as “Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?”
“Hey Greg, your history teacher ‘G.I. Jones’ thinks you’re a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes.”
“Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?”
“Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?”
“Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team’s soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?”
“Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you’re a loser!”
“Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you.”
“Hey Greg! They is it true only inbreds come from Possum Hollow?”
“Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn’t find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?”
“Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?”
“Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers.”
EDIT: in case anyone is wondering, the woman his father killed was named Janie Mae Mitchell. I’m sure he’ll remember the name if you want to yell it’s him.
EDIT 2: please join me in getting #GregBovino #SoggyBiscuit trending on TikTok and all other social media
Aristocrats
What I'm gathering here is that children instinctively knew to hate him, but due to prevailing community spirit failed in their duty to bully him enough.
spangolio
so many of them come off as people who waited their whole lives to be the bullies...this guy was obviously the victim up until now
ilovebigmutts
Columbine cosplay asshole.
ChuckKarma
“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
appstatemoosethief
fuck that guy
knottheusual
Fell into a porta john and people kept pooping on him?? Was he passed out or something? Inquiring minds want to know more.
dankmemegoddess
So another one with the crazy eyes?!? Can someone more clever than I please make a montage of the crazy-eyed gang members this country's been infected by??
DangerBaer
greg bovino the kind of mf that makes Judge Doom look presentable.
thecollective01
“Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn’t find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?”
I've never wanted something to be more true ever in my life.
jesuisgur
If that is true, it could explain wanting to kill the entire world afterwards...
herejusttopointouterrors
please post this all over his twitter and fb and truth social and nazi times social media accounts.
Mack1986
Just like his dad. Responsible.for getting an innocent woman killed
Gruesslibaer
#2 I bet he thinks he looks like an Obergruppenführer in a slick, bespoke Hugo Boss overcoat. Instead he looks like a greasy flasher pervert hanging around a playground.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Look at the huge amount of pain in his eyes, and how discordant it is with the manic smile. He needs a ton of therapy, like, yesterday. But he’s probably the kind of person who thinks therapy is for the “weak”.
CatsandDnD
Sadly people like this refuse to go to therapy. If they have to go, they usually weaponise what they learn to get away with their behaviour.
evildadunit
only the best people 🥲
somebackup
#2 is a nazi look if I have ever seen one
PalaverQuader
meh. looks like a photo from a fashion show featuring oversized military-cut coats.
alittleglassvial
His face
Too many teeth for meth
Must be Adderall
Drew442
Don't forget the steroids
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
This is what Imgur should be used for. Coordinating the emotional abuse of Nazis. Dead serious.
rubypilgrim
ffs he even dresses like he thinks a Hollywood thug would dress. Too bad it's actually an ill-fitting NYC doorman raincoat.
Nephytis
Even looks like a strung out skin head nazi fuck.
whereismymind86
that's probably not a coincidence.
mrputter
techlich
this is an insult to the goomba
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Another soggy biscuit boy! I bet Stephen Miller begged for the cum toast
iCantTellAnymore
Jizzscuit... Hahaa
tidepool
Ain’t no way that porta potty story is real 😱
FoxySpirit
Jesus Christ, that picture. The red green, the coat, the posture. Posing as he was some kind of hero. And the worst: he'll have an army of people to back him up on this self-aggrandizement.
angelyric
To quote Jello Biafra: Nazi punks FUCK OFF.
WikiWildWildWest
I’m here right now! Well, Ashe county but my son goes to a crunchy charter school in Boone!
yeahhedugit
I want to be like my father, a murderer!- bovino
psugab
I hope these are true.
swofromtherock
Sus by the Mast Store, and definitely false by the Valle County Fair.
unsneakyLurker
They sound like rumors highschoolers would make up to hurt somebody they hated. So probably mostly false, but possibly familiar enough to bring up bad memories.
georgejimmydoodle
All the more reason to shout them at him. Especially if subordinates are within earshot.
L1ttl3J1m
Because you just know they're all still at that stage. They'll turn on him like those little gremlin things in Galaxy Quest
aguacatedeldiablo
Yeah, this feels correct.
FinancialRavioli
https://www.wbez.org/immigration/2025/12/12/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-deportation-elcentro-california-blowing-rock-boone-north-carolina-migrants-immigration
The death of Janie May Mitchell at least appears true.
sundaymondayhippyday
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border” set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys……
Have to sign up for the rest if the article…
bananabonanza3
So, another person who should absolutely not have power that’s been given a lot of it. Great.
karlfrack
Not even worth dog piss.
Comet260
Thank the red hat zombies. They did this to us. Fuck them all.
bertchstudio
And that's why power positions shouldn't exist. The fact the boss of President might be a complete fucker, is why you shouldn't tolerate their existence at all
#anarchy means no boss
No boss is only chaos to the brain damaged
ReallyOG
Soggy Biscuit Power!!
NotSomoneElse68
If this is his life, I can see how he chose to be Nazi.
mjperk
Unfortunately, that's usually how it works. Almost always, in fact.
BellsTheorem
No this isn't how it "usually" works. It IS how it works under dictators.
mjperk
It's how it works in the real world. Right or wrong. Like it or not. Demonstrably, it is how it works IRL. I don't like it either but it is what it is.
BellsTheorem
They were vetted under previous administrations. They were career people, not influencers, talk show hosts, propogandists and convicted felons. Believe me, if any previous administration had chosen the type of people Trump has chosen, it would be a scandal. It isn't now because of dictator fatigue.
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
He looks like a soggy biscuit, also the eater of.
nation543
omg the limp biscuit.. the ookie cookie... i never heard of it until 10 years ago, and that shit's god damn nasty...
I had no idea where Limp Bizkit got their name, and didn't ever think to actually look it up, so that and their third album's title all make sense.
ianrl337
soggy biscuit in a nazi coat
whereismymind86
they all look like they are about 15 minutes from a massive heart attack, i've never seen anybody look so unwell as your average gop official or billionaire, have you seen peter theil? he looks like he's actively melting at all times.
FussyZeus
Looks like dollar tree Till Lindemann
sundaymondayhippyday
Ramstein I see it
MechKelly
Please don't insult Til like that.
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
Til stands against everything bovino is.
OhIfIMust
I've been saying for a long, long time: The most dangerous people are the PETTY ones; there is absolutely nothing they will not do to get back at anyone they think has wronged them in the tiniest way.
BarnegatLight
Also apparently men with micro-penises *really* feel the need to "prove" themselves ....
ADDGirl
That part is likely fabricated.
But I've noticed those who don't have micro penises *really* feel the need to shit on those who do.
And it's not morality, it's genetics. So, luck really.
sundaymondayhippyday
I think it’s probably a reference to Mushroom dicktator trump in this case
ADDGirl
Sure, but as much as I hate Trump, body shaming other people by proxy isn't helpful.
somebackup
I mean, I am extremely petty, but I won't go murdering people, I'll just oversalt their food orsomething.
oldguyexlurker
Years ago on here, the question was asked which supervillain was the worst. Many agreed it was Syndrome. Literally killed nearly ALL the supers and was happy when he thought he'd killed a mother and her children, all because Mr. Incredible told his young self that he didn't want a sidekick and to go home.
OhIfIMust
Yep.
doodlydoofus
Not only that, but in the movie you'll see that Syndrome's memory of Mr Incredible telling him to go home does NOT resemble what actually happened as his memory makes it look like Mr Incredible said it maliciously when that is most certainly not the case. He literally killed all these people because he remembers the incident differently than how it happened.
SavageDrums
That's why eyewitness testimony shouldn't be considered infallible in court.
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
lmao this dude got caught jerking off to Nat Geo magazines.
this is great info btw. +1
xmaneds
but aren't those women . . . . Colored ? ? ?
shitheadtookmyname
How do you think Gen x jerked off? It's not like there was porn easily available. No Internet.
AntiProtonBoy
Catalogues, torn up porn mag in the park, deck of nude cards found in my dads drawer
Larktonguesinadicecup
That's actually defensible though
shitheadtookmyname
Is pretty normal for Gen x
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
in all fairness this could be a lot of people, not just cunts like him. either nat geo or a sears catalog haha
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
I get you. But jerking off while in school and getting caught by their high school teacher?
igglebotato
fine, but "a lot of people" are not now a Nazi in a position of power over a squad of trigger-happy Nazis
DarkSock
JCPenney catalog ruled over all.
eadanke
I mean, sure, but in the school bathroom? and getting caught?
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
might have been better to do it there then at home. who knows if would have gotten beaten for it or something. sexual repression is a thing. Also might have come from the school library
ChuckKarma
Yeah my first reaction was like, did all the horrible things that could have happened to a regular high school boy happen to Greg Bovino? No excuse to do horrible things to others.
Evenmoreuselessname
My parents were getting a divorce and my mom moved out. My brother filled out one of those little cards in her name but our current address. For Victoria's Secret catalogs. My dad just assumed they were supposed to be for her, but they were not.
Evenmoreuselessname
(mana from heaven)
sundaymondayhippyday
Your father must have e enjoyed those !
Evenmoreuselessname
We were quite good at intercepting them. They always came the 5th-7th (depending on weekend), so we would check the mail daily in that period and snipe it.