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Jul 20, 2026 9:37 PM

#5 Second rule is not to be psychologically dominated by your puppet, Third rule is to burn your puppet and start over if it starts talking on it's own. Fourth rule is to not put the ashes inside your new puppet. Fifth rule is to bring a spritzer of holy water to meetings for puppet control purposes. Sixth rule is not to let them organise. ... ... ...

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Anyone says these jokes to me in person : v

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#8 +1 And when a shipping company puts a load on a semi and transports it across the US, they purchase ‘inland marine’ insurance.
..driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway I guess. Yay, English.

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These were great, ty!

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#11

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Yes!

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#1 I play the piano, which I guess is a duet-yourself kit: you can substitute an entire SATB ensemble by yourself on one of those.

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I figured they just bought a multi track setup 😛

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