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Spider-Man
At least draw on some web canisters *rolls eyes*, amateur. I guess we know who their favourite Spider-Man is.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag!
In what accent does saying, ‘chores’ sound like, ‘jaws’? ... hehe you tried it, didn’t you? *spongebob smirk*
When those inbred genes just don’t give you those extra fingers you wanted for shitty tattoos...
My husband legit still thinks this would happen if I searched for legos that fall in the car (because our son does this during long car journeys) and he shouts, ‘DON’T TEST ME KAREN.’ fyi my name isn’t Karen, so I know he’s serious about the car light.
This one just made me lol because my head voice went from Kristen Bell to Clint Eastwood, real quick.
*single tear* much accomplishment, such honour.
For sure a 5, how about you guys?
Ayyeee..
Literally.
I just really want one. Who wouldn’t want a Brachiosaurus ladle?
MV Edit: thank you to the kind folk who have pointed out this is Nessie! I see the resemblance now. My favourite Dino is a brachiosaurus, hence my misconception (: I also really like giraffes... all hail the long necked creatures! Hahaha.
Have a super weekend, guys!
NauticalToaster
I'm a combined 5, 8 and 9 on the rubber ducky scale today. :(
LifeConfessionguy1
Last one sealed it
chibidani
I have the Nessie tea infuser! https://www.ototodesign.com/products/baby-nessie-tea-infuser
bearonvonmu
While super cute, those ladles do feel a bit flimsy and bendy.
Moski87
I freak out when someone turns the car light on. And I love Kristen Bell. Up vote!
arrowshot3000
"Don't test me, Karen" hubby got the jokes
writetehcodez
I have the ladle, as well as a pasta scoop that looks like a Dino fossil head
AtsaMattaForMe
#1 Narrator: it wasn't "webbing"
Thunderfoot3000
What?!?!!? Not real?!?!??! You LIE!!!!
lankyman
Think I'm about a 10 on the fuck scale
FartSmarterNotHarder
Ok Karen
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
In an Australian accent those two are almost the same word.
Warmpeanutbutter
Loch Ness ladle Nessie.. I bought my girlfriend the set!
DarkPhoenyx
5 on the duck scale. Life could get a lot better
superpiplup12
Upvoted for #2
myhappyanonplace
The ladle is available on amazon for those looking
lukeskywalker23
4
RosieCat
The nessie is on amazon as well as a t-rex spaghetti scoop.
Ardma
Feeling like a 9 this week
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
I'm pretty sure this is called a shump
StinkyBear007
4/9 ducks today
MissaBean
I too am one of those dog people. Went to Pet Smart today & pet so many dogs, puppies, cats, & kittens. It was a good day.
StrangePaegan
+1 for “Don’t test me, Karen” alone!
patrickcoyneud
The light is because your eyes adjust to the dark and if the light goes on it stops and reverses that process and limits your outside view
whadupdalg
That’s right, KAREN.
LEOLEMONS
Why pirates wore a patch. Arrrgh!
tellyourdogisaidhi
matchstickmetropolis
PPlank
That was caused by the person breaking their pinky fingers after the tattoos were done, probably in a fight. One of mine is shorter.
PPlank
The break happens halfway down the palm, shortening the length of the finger. Doc told me it was a typical Saturday night occurrence.
tellyourdogisaidhi
I can understand that, but, they’re the same size as each other. Would be odd if that was from broken fingies.
Poppthe1th
Indeed my dump was short, but oh how it stings
SansAandAnguS
That's Nessie, not a brontosaurus.
matchstickmetropolis
I know it's a joke, but if the highest grade ever in a teacher's class is 55%, it's not the students who have a problem.
Beefkins
My anatomy+physiology teacher told us the class average on the first test was a 56, which was higher than his other classes. He sucked.
KnucklexGold
My physics teacher didnt use the same scale that others did Each problem snowballed into the next An A ranged from like 100-65 An F was 30
ParadoxicalSheep
Yeah my roommate who took organic chemistry and physics and stuff in college would get like a 42 and that would be a B.
whadupdalg
What do you mean? All teachers are heroes! They all work harder than anyone else and deserve CEO pay. *according to their FB posts
matchstickmetropolis
Actually it is. The students' problem is the teacher.
ThePerdition
Well there it is
SpringToMyWinter
I have that ladle
pwapwap
Do you also put ceramics on your gas hob?
SpringToMyWinter
And the strainer.
SpringToMyWinter
And the tea infuser
booyakashaka
Me too! It's cute but not very strong
ZOMGNO
I also have the ladle. Its adorable, but more for novelty than function. No pouring spout, and too light to sit in there properly.
KillerHeels
Me too. I have no idea how though
circlebreaker
@ClarkandIndy Dinosaur cookware assistance required.
MimDarling
I have that ladle. I love mine.
TK421isAFK
You gotta get the pasta dragon to go with it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH_XO8JZjmM
mewlissa
Same. Bitch has terrible balance.
killerisalsomycat
It’s the best ladle. I have 2 now
geop1978
Me too. It’s awesome. We also have a nachosaurus. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81DDpydRSaL._SX466_.jpg
bipartisantacos
https://www.ototodesign.com/products/nessie-standing-ladle
hippoforlife
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KIBAOFAKIBA
Prove it
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
I tried to buy this but Genuine Fred won’t ship to Canada! Like wth?!
Xibuar12
Me too
NotTinyPancakes
Did you name it Nessie?
GeneralAnubis
How much did it cost?
estina
Is the plastic in hot food bad?
TK421isAFK
Same here! I think I got it at Ikea about 20 years ago. I have the dinosaur pasta strainer spoon, too: 1/2
TK421isAFK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH_XO8JZjmM 2/2
tametheanimefangirls
Mee too. I habe tje green one plus the green tea infuser. They are super cute.
isnoless
Me, too. They're overrated.
TK421isAFK
Your mom is overrated, but everyone loves to use her in the pot and get her wet with sauce, too.
isnoless
That was pretty lame...just like the way your mom gives head.
TK421isAFK
Well, she's dead, so I'd hope so.
bantambasher135
I've got their tea infusers. They are named Montea and Teadore.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
You’re cute.
bantambasher135
I wish I could take the credit, but they were a gift for my partner, and she named them. But yeah, she's cute as fuck.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Indeed.
Quizz25S
Are they as badass as they look?
starlette
not really. kind of flimsy. the novelty can be fun, though.
SpringToMyWinter
I’ve honestly only used it a handful of times. But it makes my wife happy to see it on the window sill so it’s a win :)
Quizz25S
It's the little things.