That's how you sell shit to men

Jul 15, 2015 1:22 AM

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Probably my favorite part of the entire show.

Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live in London http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZn71I9LfQ

+1 for the brilliant mash of gifs and pictures.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dara O'Briain is great.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Go Ireland!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seen him live in Belfast and his opening line was, "Titanic, much?" Instant applause.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is that the guy who plays the nurse in Monsoon Poultry Hospital?

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Doctor, we're losing him! Brakawk!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

[laughter]

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

[standing ovation]

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"The dull hum of the reactor core." God I love Dara.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Dara O'Briain and his big bald head

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Love me some of the craic dealer +1

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good comedian, OC, and gifs only where they're needed. We need more people like you in the world, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Ummmmm OC? How? Pretty sure this comes from data o'brien, not op here. Just sayin'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user, thanks for keeping the gifs to a minimum

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Thank you. I'm sure you would have done the same.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like some are gifs and others are stills it's like they didn't unlock the full rendering capabilities.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

razor sharp wit of dara for the win

11 years ago | Likes 739 Dislikes 7

Better in actual vidyamo form though. Instead of fuzzy jpegs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-[laughter]

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

*clapping*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He has resonable prices from Birmingham to London.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He's always been on the cutting edge of comedy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." -Dara O'Briain

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This act seems very similar to an old MadTv episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7TMlrDXtw

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got that fusion power

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dara O'Brian activated stealth mode *Poof!*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's so funny and so ferociously smart as well.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People that buy the Gillette Fusion Power Stealth probably also drive the http://gaygamer.net/images/thundercougar.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 2

She sure is beautiful coffe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, I'll drive that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's got so much eagle.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd drive that all the way back to my Ultra Dual-Matrix Extreme Full Tilt House

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Getting tickets to SuperActionMightyTeam 2: The Revenge!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about the HamHead Eagle i Thrust?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably shouldn't be thrusting into eagles

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah woah woah... There's a gaygamer.net?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woah woah woah..There was a Futurama game?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was, but I don't think the above image is from the game. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama_%28video_game%29

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no clue! It was just a google result for the car name. Is there?? Holy shit that'd be awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama_%28video_game%29 Wasn't that great, but playable and good fan service

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that he often co-hosts Stargazing live with Brian Cox, including an episode today (tomorrow?) for the New Horizons stuff!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this, love Dara!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love the fact I can read this and have him monologue it in my head perfectly, love this guy!

11 years ago | Likes 409 Dislikes 7

honestly though, it wasn't "vroom," it was "FOOM!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I can hear your comment in your voice in my head. What does this tell you of me?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That you've never heard their voice before and so lacking other context default to your own.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

(Could easily watch the video, but...) does he have a similar rhythm to Eddie Lizzard? That's how I ran his lines in my head :/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lizzard lol - it's Izzard, but as for your question, no, not really. Dara is more...hectic, I'd say.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could hear the eeh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was doing British accent, was that right?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Nope, he's distinctly Irish.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No he's Irish with a particularly distinctive voice

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Which kind of British accent?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ireland isn't part of Britain

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no idea who this guy is, and I still read it in an Irish accent.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP I love you for only using .gifs when it added something. You are my new best friends.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for opting into gifs when his body langauge improved the jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He buttons both buttons. :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Dara O'Briain! Discovered him while I was living in Ireland and every time he's been on Qi has been a treat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RELEVANT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZnGeBcgg

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I watched the whole video, and now will not be eating the rest of the day

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NNNOPE NOPE NOPE SAW THAT WHEN IT WAS ON TV ONCE IS ENOUGH

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought this was Will Sasso at 1st and instantly thought of MadTV

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Immediately what I thought of!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favorite bits from Dara are always his interactions with the audience

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

I love it when he gets on to the boy for filming his show, and doesn't have the kid thrown out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I misread that as "My favourite brit" and I was about to get very annoyed. but yes, this is one of the best things, this and his games bit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i remember that kid that he talked to for taping his show. He just told him to buy the dvd because he was now in it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I don't forget a thing, ya fucker. I don't forget a single thing you've said! Sharp as a tack, sharp as a tack."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely. His interaction with the audience means every show is different. Hes also really nice to them too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I's not some corny comedy thing, where I slag you off, I'll make Gods of you."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 5 blade razor is actually a Godsend. I have incredibly sensitive skin and having 5 blades distributes the pressure better >

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I can't *stand* any razor with more than 3 blades.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's not about “moar cutting”, it's about pressure distribution. I had a simple 2-blade before, and fusion takes much less effort

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And it irritates my skin SO much less. If I use a razor with 3 or less blades, my face looks like its been attacked by a rabid wolverine.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I can help you with that... For comparison purposes, totally. *Cocks rabid wolverine*. I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't very nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The name is still incredibly stupid, though.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Less blades are better for sensitive skin. You should try a straight razor shave. More razors just make it harder to cut yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Also. +1 for your username :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive tried straight razors and single blade cartridge razors. Ive tried everything. They all make me bleed severely - except the five blade.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotcha, yikes bleeding! Then yeah, more blades. I get the worst razor burn and my neck looks like I fell in poison oak unless I use a str8

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw him live a few years ago, he was amazing. His "Solid Snake is the worst secret agent ever" bit had me crying with laughter.

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His grief undiminished each time, despite the incredible regularity with which Snake dies...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He put his weapons into his items, his items into his weapons, and he spent half the time waddling around on his knees...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then, when faced with an enemy robot? He gave it his rations.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just love how obvious it is that he's ACTUALLY played the game to know the processes enough to fiddle around with them xD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's openly geeky, it's great. One of us... etc, haha.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can somebody give a source?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or possibly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQXzGTzM1g , from Live At The Apollo.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if i had more than one upvote to give you for that link, i would

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell all your Imgurian friends to give theirs! :)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doesn't a lot of advertising treat us like we're dumb? Men are immature beer-drinkers and women are age-obsessed homemakers.

11 years ago | Likes 1095 Dislikes 9

It's Negging by professionals

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sure know how to open a set.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true. While ads were very sexist towards women back in the day, today, they are sexist to both. It's awful what they portray guys as.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Messy, incompetent pigs? Yeah, actually. It's excruciating.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Did someone say beer?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of us are dumb.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You mean media propagates caricatures of men and women that don't resemble a real life personality in the least? Oh em gee!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well..yes. that was my point. Elaborating on something from the post.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing is, they don't care about you. The ad is for that drunk 18 - 24 yo. Who is going to post a pic of his new razor, caption: "ladies"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Age-obsessed homemakers who do gymnastics whilst on their period

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I saw a tampon ad a few days ago and with the lady jogging full-speed and hopping obstacles. So unrealistic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. When I'm on my period I can barely get off the couch long enough to do much of anything. And I'm a mom

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In white pants! Always with the white pants.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh, I would love to have expanded both the male and female stereotypes presented by ads. Stupid character limits.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White men are also the incompetent half-wits who can't do anything right. Good thing smart wifey is there to make it all better!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted. That is exactly what all commercials for home- or children-centered products imply.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

probably because I made it a race thing. In general, men are the butt of every consumer goods commercial.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, TV on the whole tends to be pretty white-washed. So it's more like you correctly identified it as a race thing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And we're also only going to buy it if attractive women smile about it. Both Genders. Have you ever seen the Gruen Transfer?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also mums are over worked and can't stop for a second or they'll die. Whilst Dads are idiots who shove pencils up their noses

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smart ones don't send a lot of money.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair though, they kind of have to direct the ads for anti-aging products towards women who don't want to age.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The implication of those ads is that aging is bad. And none of them seem to be directed at men. So only women should try to hide their age.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And their kids clothes are filthy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget that women have horrific trouble pooping so we all need special yogurt so we don't turn into constipated poop monsters.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tend to suspect that advertisement works best on the dumb. Most desirable demographic. And why smart shows die.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people are dumb. If you are selling a product that is consumed by most people, then you can treat your viewers like that justifiably.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I wonder what would happen over the course of 50 years if we treated people like they were all smart

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tumblr

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have no idea. But I'm sure people wouldn't become smarter just because the ads are not dumb anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is why I turned off my TV 5 years ago, I buy turbo on twitch or netflix, and I use ad-block. When you cut out 90% of the marketing >

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>the bits that are still there just become so blatantly obvious and stupid.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay ad block !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean all women are not losing their minds trying to get a stain out of a shirt?

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

I have the Internet and a period. If I can use random shit to get blood out of my clothes, I sure as hell can figure how to clean other shit

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I blame Lady Macbeth for that stereotype.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Ailing regards, fair brother! Thine referencial game issueth from but all of these world's confiments.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Out, damned spot!" Indeed.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

ads don't impress you or challenge your wit, that's not their job. they carve the brand's mark into your deep memory so when you must (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You're right, for the most part. But some commercials actually appeal to our logic and actual needs.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) decide between equally new things, you intuitively hover towards the ones that seem to ring a bell, long after the ad is forgotten.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

and yet somehow, I still hate Dove chocolate and avoid it specifically.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's brand awareness for you - resentful, but it still counts. doesn't make you buy any, but you won't forget the name of that nasty crap

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, in commercials, yogurt's eaten pretty much exclusively by women for some reason.

11 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 2

Except for Powerful Yogurt. "Reveal your inner abs" like seriously?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft, "Abs". I have one really big ab. Quality over quantity.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women and John Stamos

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And chocolate as well, for some reason.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well it is really good for vaginal health with all them probiotics there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was an ad in the uk a few years ago for activia, and the guy was sneaking into thr fridge to get the yogurt like is was girls only

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like Burn Notice tried to counter balance that

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was an ad in the uk a few years ago for activia, and the guy was sneaking into thr fridge to get the yogurt like is was girls only

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude and I have like a half a gallon of Chobani in the fridge.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoghurt is eaten by svelte, yoga-pant-wearing sylphs - with teaspoons. Ice cream is consumed by PJ-wearing, bearded trolls - face-first.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Research has shown that yogurt consumption is good for maintaining the flora of certain anatomical parts that men don't have. You're welcome

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's good for vaginas. Vagina is the word you are looking for.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And salad too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's cuz yogurt is seen as healthy, and even a weight loss aid. Obviously women have to be/are the only ones concerned about weight.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that shit. I'm a man who eats Activia and I fucking love it!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except Cam Newton :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And chocolate! Don't forget chocolate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

!!!! I HAVE GREEK YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE. Thank you for reminding me. I'm going to go eat some.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Activiaaaaa

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yogurt is no food for a manly man, and everybody knows only women manage what goes on the shopping list anyway amirite?

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Granola and yogurt, man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They even shop for single men! The local women are the only ones allowed in the market, you must 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

apply for a female as soon as you can! But honestly this shit is ridiculous. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tell that to Burn notice.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Burn Notice was the best yogurt commercial for men ever. +1 to you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to Terry Crews (fun fact, he's from Flint Michigan)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, leave Terry alone, Terry needs nutrients, it's.... it's not the same, ok?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all good. I just watch Brooklyn 99 to remember that men like yogurt too. Terry loves yogurt.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Do you also find it strangely pleasing that in the opening credits his real name is the same as his show name?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes I do :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michael Weston (Jeff Donovan) does too! Thank you Burn Notice for looking out for us yogurt eating doods.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you're a teen, then you've gotta eat your yogurt from a tube, a radical tube

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Loooool

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you might even describe it as...tubular, dude

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... Get out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because women get "that bloated, yucky feeling", obviously.

11 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

Because they're not farting enough. Ladies, don't contain your toots- it's for your health.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a man, and I eat my yogurt.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason, thick, gloppy yogurt is never my go-to snack when I feel "bloated and yucky". But maybe that's just me

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0