Trump would speak at his own funeral... "This is just a lie by the dumbocrats, I am still perfectly healthy, the healthiest person in the world actually."
Dorothy killed a woman, stole her shoes, toppled a government, helped kill the woman's sister who was only trying to get back her shoes and then she just went home.
He writes like a Fourth grader. Children don't have the vocabulary use experience to realize that "passed away" is a kinder, more genteel adult way of saying "He died." His entire thought process is simply childish.
He probably knew his time was up and the disney trip was bucket list stuff. Makes you wonder how long he's had something terminal. Also, terminal illness should be some kind of full disclosure thing politicians should have to tell the public, seeing as what they do impacts their constituents. We shouldn't have terminally ill folks hanging out warming seats in congress.
awkungen42
Details and arrangements? Oh he's going to scam more people.
Marcolorn
This guy must be a prank the aliens are playing on us...
Jimthebutler
I actually thought this was about mitch McConnell and donnie just got confused.
meatsmokertx
He closes his tweets the way captain holy closes his text. NINE NINE!
Mazzz96
I'm surprised he didn't write "too bad so sad!"
MacAlba1314
Cactus21
Does it know what punctuation is?
Chaapai
No what is it
Munchman347
'I'm having him mulched and spread in the vandalized Replecting Fool...'
LaughingMan2Gig
nintendolunchbox
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Fargus57
Trump's gonna have Graham buried next to Ivana in the golf course's parking lot.
gorillaClutch
Lmao. If anyone deserves to have trump speak at his funeral and trump it up. Ladybugs sure does
Resistance1000
I'll actually sit through that speech for a laugh if he gives it. 95% of it will be about him and he'll barely mention Miss Lindsey in the other 5%.
zanaria
Trump would speak at his own funeral... "This is just a lie by the dumbocrats, I am still perfectly healthy, the healthiest person in the world actually."
PinbotWizard
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DownUpUpDown
Dorothy killed a woman, stole her shoes, toppled a government, helped kill the woman's sister who was only trying to get back her shoes and then she just went home.
Beezebubbles
The scarecrow, lion and tin man were just side quests.
Illinifan88
It's so fucking weird how he always says so-and-so "is dead." Not "has passed away" or "has died" or anything like that.
I don't know why. That's just not what normal people say.
Trimule
He writes like a Fourth grader. Children don't have the vocabulary use experience to realize that "passed away" is a kinder, more genteel adult way of saying "He died." His entire thought process is simply childish.
Jimthebutler
Damn, not even an emergency Disneyland trip to sit in Disney by himself as an old man helped?
Jackpot7777777
He certainly did like having a firm hard grasp of that pink wand he was holding. And also the trip to Disney.
Miztakebb
uhm ya, wasn't he just at Disneyland? I want to know what sudden illness killed this man.
sadurdaynight
He probably knew his time was up and the disney trip was bucket list stuff. Makes you wonder how long he's had something terminal. Also, terminal illness should be some kind of full disclosure thing politicians should have to tell the public, seeing as what they do impacts their constituents. We shouldn't have terminally ill folks hanging out warming seats in congress.