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EmporerDragon
From SMBC:
summits
From the goo we came, to the goo we return. Giggity
Iwouldbenick
I look like I am made out of goo.
thatauzzieguy
Option Explicit
thatauzzieguy
Yes. VBA. Fight me.
ronlybonly
Never program something as big as a universe in a language like Python!
ryphi
BlueBunnyBell
Because if bad things happen, people are more likely to seek divine help.
usernamethatsstillavailable
But aren't we all just goo wrapped in skin?
MickeyCallahan
Not really, no.
usernamethatsstillavailable
So it really is just me... *globs away sadly*
DaisyfromDownunder
God is in charge of floods, famines and pandemics. Look to Satan for all the really good stuff.
XEndeadX
I wish to join the society of goo people.
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Is that why, on days when I'm closer to goo than a human, good things happen to me?
geruhn
Won't work as this an "exactly equals" comparison, only if you were goo, good things would happen
AllinTheHouse
As human when im close to goo, a good thing is about to happen.
DIINKELBERG
When im close to goo my gf tells me to pull out
rbudrick
Depends on what goo you are close to. Some say absolutely when it's jizz, some opposite. Long as it ain't in yer hair, it's all good, right?
AllinTheHouse
Yes.
r2d2
Shoulda used typescript
ninjaturnip
Go to jail
OnlyZileanNA
kofjfsfsf
Yea i mean what is gods deal? He is all knowing so he knows if someone would always be a good person, why actually test them?
papeldude
I find it funny how most religious types circumvent the question with "oh, but he's given you free will and he won't interfere with it" -->
papeldude
He can't "interefere" with how you think because that'd mess up free will somehow, but killing people doesn't. Yay!
kofjfsfsf
If he exists then he is a real dickhead lmao
RedPhenix754
hello world
RyukR
The problem is most of those bad things are caused because we as humans don't take care of each other.
boiajp
Yeah, the question of the existence (or inexistence) of gods is totally inconsequential. Religion is just superstition.
MasterMookie
I'm pretty sure we're not the cause of the existence of diseases and natural disasters. I'm sure there is nobody who put tumors in newborns.
nofreelunch
TIL, God codes in Python
westcoastjeff
Only proves God is a script kiddie...
Huggitt17
Python is based on God's code.
papeldude
That certainly explains the whole "it works in mysterious ways"
dalaiyoda
Genesys is pretty clear about this. Eve used a Mac or something IIRC. Then they got kicked out of the walled garden?
Katabare
I can show you python
Amphest
In the garden of Eden there's a snake. Coincidence? Don't think so
Diatomaceous
Well, he taught his son just to save. Should've taught him to do unit testing and debugging first.
altmind
ZVMaker
import soul
MrBEC
He IS all-knowing. God's favorite number is 7 because 42 is divisible by It
TheRealFireFrenzy
But the universe was hacked together in perl in a weekend
jennym123
As it should be.
orbitn
God clearly writes in APL.
Colopty
No wonder there are so many problems, keeping python code organized becomes a nightmare once the project gets complicated enough.
cepacolusmaximus
Explains why everything is a clusterfuck
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
There is no encapsulation in God's holy halls. We are all equal under the interpreter, amen
FallingStar7669
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/312/
icyanddicey
https://explainxkcd.com/312/ need me a clickable link
scummos
I like this one better. https://xkcd.com/224/
TheRealFireFrenzy
yaaaaas someone got my joke 10 hours before i posted my joke!
Kopar
It explains why Satan turns into a serpent
smellsmiketeenspirit
import universe
jsaund86
Several programming languages use if else ladders
d4m4s74
Can you tell me another language that uses : in combination with indentation instead of {} or another start and end symbol?
Colopty
And then there's also a distinct lack of semicolons narrowing it down even further. Definitely python.
SLCtechie
Python’s syntax bothers me.
birthdaybaboon
I feel queasy branching with whitespace. Having a nice and sturdy character like { just feels more comfortable and reassuring.
SLCtechie
Exactly my thoughts. I hate not having terminating characters or object defining chars.
ColoniseTheGalaxy
Well he’s hardly going to use PHP.
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
Honestly, with the state of things right now, feels like he's using Brainfuck...
ColoniseTheGalaxy
Lol right! ?
SirRichardOfHead
What other language would god use? Of course Python...
celestedrake
pythons
cyno01
import Apple
TheRealFireFrenzy
Import SOUL