armed and gregarious

Mar 5, 2018 11:55 AM

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armed and gregarious

FP Edit: Thanks for reading, Reading Police! I do the instagram @thisinsidejoke

#comic #conversation #police

This is me I like the share and talk, but I know no one cares so I just shy away now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need those police where I work, then I wouldn't be stuck listening to Mike and Ed talk forever about things I don't care about.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose he got infected in Barcelona with the police-fascism bacillus that induces police to beat people for no reason.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My neighbor literally stands outside my door waiting for me to come out so he can talk at me. Some people have no social awareness.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Personally,I need to be clubbed sometimes especially when it comes to politics duh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every corporate break room needs a conversation policeman

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Think I need one of these guys stationed at my work.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I live in a large yard in Montana. With me are two dogs, a cat, a snake and chickens. Rare is there a chance to talk with an actual person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The execs at my job do this all the damn time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was expecting a *barTHelona* joke.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a vicious cycle..... vicious indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TLDR

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I laughed so much, thanks for brighting up my day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that Ron Swanson 100 word limit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how both cops have majestic mustaches.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A very good idea indeed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damn. I really wish this happen in real life.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could have really used this last night at work when the new hire started talking about his fucked up home life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exact same thing happened to me with a new co-worker!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the title a riff on Dennis Miller's old bit?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something something Berkshire Police

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is such a big issue for me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate when I catch myself over-talking because when people over-talk at me all I want to do is scream at them for being too thick to see it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My conversations are a brief second of eye contact then a head nod as I keep walking to find a corner I can be alone in

8 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

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Don't forget the awkward smile.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/NGsxE-1UoMw

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had this video in mind... do this way too often.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And the governer lady said "i'm sending in more conversationists"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There were no survivors.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PORW - Police officer reaction when

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me and online dating in a nutshell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! isn’t it annoying when people talk to each other, instead of, idk, looking at their phones or something?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Welcome to the Internet, where people think having a conversation like a normal human being is worse than death at most times.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I’m a quiet person with good listening skills so I’m a huge neon target for these types who love to hear themselves talk :/

8 years ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 3

Turn it into a game. See how long you can keep them taking without making any acknowledging sounds or gestures. My record is 45 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm both, which is weird, but it kinda varies day to day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A kid with asperger's on my campus recited the entire lore history of the Halo franchise to me, up to Reach. It took 45 minutes. I loved it.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I sometimes find myself doing the same but with Warcraft or ASoIaF lore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey man, would you like some taffy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the same, and my sister and closest friend both talk like their lives depend on it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Relatable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who loves to talk about me, I'm sorry. Every now and then I remember a "conversation" where I forgot let the other person talk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good listening skills in what sense? You make the speaker feel comfortable when they talk to you or you can hear someone 5 seats behind you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"...that guy just said shit on a stick earlier and later he said he uses a stick to scratch his back, that filthy beast"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you considered becoming an asshole? I hear the benefits include shorter conversations.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you think you're quiet?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah I bet, you know that reminds me of a story about my brother's wedding, one of the bridesmaids just would NOT stop talking (1/278)

8 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 0

lol well played

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally lol’d @ 1/278

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine how much story I'd have to think up to write 278 comments. Prolly get cramps from all the typing

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Me too. I have dirt on a lot of people lol

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH DIRT BAG

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm a bit shy, but I actually enjoy letting people talk about themselves. (Probably how I ended up a journalist.)

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

i'm not, but i still like and would prefer it... it just so happens that all my friends don't really like talking about/by themselves.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m the same way which is also why I probably ended up in the trans pacific exotic fur trade

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

@quickhand you should interview him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting, so I remember you when I need someone to talk to.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just pretend to fall asleep. Just act tired when they start. It's a dick move, but so's talking for 30 minutes straight with no responses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im a person who doesnt know how to stop talking because I am uncomfortable by other people's lack of contribution to the conversation.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ugh same, shy quiet types drive me up the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A lot of times, your conversational partner is equally uncomfortable with trying to interject and respond if you are talking too much.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Just... politely excuse yourself and move elsewhere?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya. I won't talk so much if you just contribute to the conversation. Yo.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Or you could shutup and watch the movie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Monty Python did it.

8 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 5

No, you've come here for an argument.

8 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 1

No I haven't.

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Yes you did!

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

An argument isn't the same as contradiction.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Yes it is.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

SIMPSONS DID IT.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

No they predicted it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Now, get on with it!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GET ON WITH IT!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Dim of the Yard!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I paid for a full 30 minute argument.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Look, if you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another 5 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But I just paid!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, you didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes I did!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, they didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 10

More like SlyMrFoxNews amiright?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Kinda yeah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh just got the joke, I am dumb, my apologies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes they did

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

You're just being contradictory!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No I'm not

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes you are! You're just saying the opposite of what I say! That's not an argument at all!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This conversation has gone on long enough

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

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no it hasn't

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yes it has

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This isn't a conversation, it's just a contradiction.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

not necessarily

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