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FP Edit: Thanks for reading, Reading Police! I do the instagram @thisinsidejoke
#comic #conversation #police
Mar 5, 2018 11:55 AM
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FP Edit: Thanks for reading, Reading Police! I do the instagram @thisinsidejoke
#comic #conversation #police
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
This is me I like the share and talk, but I know no one cares so I just shy away now
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
We need those police where I work, then I wouldn't be stuck listening to Mike and Ed talk forever about things I don't care about.
DELBER
I suppose he got infected in Barcelona with the police-fascism bacillus that induces police to beat people for no reason.
vvitchin
My neighbor literally stands outside my door waiting for me to come out so he can talk at me. Some people have no social awareness.
vmerfeld360
Personally,I need to be clubbed sometimes especially when it comes to politics duh
secretagentdoubleobeaver
Every corporate break room needs a conversation policeman
GoliathSkittles
Think I need one of these guys stationed at my work.
Sagerider
I live in a large yard in Montana. With me are two dogs, a cat, a snake and chickens. Rare is there a chance to talk with an actual person.
Sickinthepants
The execs at my job do this all the damn time.
blargh177
I was expecting a *barTHelona* joke.
PUNISHER88
It's a vicious cycle..... vicious indeed.
ActionJohnnie
TLDR
anselajonla
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y
fireeternal
I laughed so much, thanks for brighting up my day.
myfatcathaslotsofhats
Reminds me of that Ron Swanson 100 word limit
NeneJPhilly
I love how both cops have majestic mustaches.
userfriendly19777
A very good idea indeed
niggakawaii
God damn. I really wish this happen in real life.
eathotdog
I could have really used this last night at work when the new hire started talking about his fucked up home life.
meshell83
Exact same thing happened to me with a new co-worker!
DanFranzen
Is the title a riff on Dennis Miller's old bit?
Juzcress
Something something something Berkshire Police
AnonOmis1000
This is such a big issue for me
strawberrycocoa
I hate when I catch myself over-talking because when people over-talk at me all I want to do is scream at them for being too thick to see it
was821
My conversations are a brief second of eye contact then a head nod as I keep walking to find a corner I can be alone in
MultipleActs
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Don't forget the awkward smile.
OneCoolFrood
https://youtu.be/NGsxE-1UoMw
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
I had this video in mind... do this way too often.
Lakalaba
PrivateIsotope
Me.
zenoshogun
And the governer lady said "i'm sending in more conversationists"
vvitchin
There were no survivors.
TriggaNick
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
AceVanquish
PORW - Police officer reaction when
ThePerro
Me and online dating in a nutshell
trepanation
I know! isn’t it annoying when people talk to each other, instead of, idk, looking at their phones or something?
RuthlessRuben
Welcome to the Internet, where people think having a conversation like a normal human being is worse than death at most times.
hartmonica
I’m a quiet person with good listening skills so I’m a huge neon target for these types who love to hear themselves talk :/
impulsenine
Turn it into a game. See how long you can keep them taking without making any acknowledging sounds or gestures. My record is 45 minutes.
CustardBattery
I'm both, which is weird, but it kinda varies day to day
Boonzo
A kid with asperger's on my campus recited the entire lore history of the Halo franchise to me, up to Reach. It took 45 minutes. I loved it.
kelpo122
I sometimes find myself doing the same but with Warcraft or ASoIaF lore
TwoCheese
Hey man, would you like some taffy?
officialgifpolice
I'm the same, and my sister and closest friend both talk like their lives depend on it
ashmenon
Relatable.
ionlywriteinlowercase
As someone who loves to talk about me, I'm sorry. Every now and then I remember a "conversation" where I forgot let the other person talk
WillJeSuis
Good listening skills in what sense? You make the speaker feel comfortable when they talk to you or you can hear someone 5 seats behind you
WillJeSuis
"...that guy just said shit on a stick earlier and later he said he uses a stick to scratch his back, that filthy beast"
RandomActOfConfusion
Have you considered becoming an asshole? I hear the benefits include shorter conversations.
EmphaticLover
Why do you think you're quiet?
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Haha yeah I bet, you know that reminds me of a story about my brother's wedding, one of the bridesmaids just would NOT stop talking (1/278)
ssssssssssssssKABOOM
lol well played
upfordownfor
Literally lol’d @ 1/278
DarthMaulOfAmerica
I can't imagine how much story I'd have to think up to write 278 comments. Prolly get cramps from all the typing
TheAsterite
Me too. I have dirt on a lot of people lol
TeachKindness
OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH DIRT BAG
DarthMaulOfAmerica
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER
quickhand
I'm a bit shy, but I actually enjoy letting people talk about themselves. (Probably how I ended up a journalist.)
KjTheLightning
i'm not, but i still like and would prefer it... it just so happens that all my friends don't really like talking about/by themselves.
GuylnTheBack
I’m the same way which is also why I probably ended up in the trans pacific exotic fur trade
popemorganCDXX
@quickhand you should interview him.
bobstallone
Commenting, so I remember you when I need someone to talk to.
MrRandom314159
Just pretend to fall asleep. Just act tired when they start. It's a dick move, but so's talking for 30 minutes straight with no responses.
AwkwardGirl4691
learningisfun
Im a person who doesnt know how to stop talking because I am uncomfortable by other people's lack of contribution to the conversation.
boffinofwhitfurrows
Ugh same, shy quiet types drive me up the wall.
Kamasu0Tra
A lot of times, your conversational partner is equally uncomfortable with trying to interject and respond if you are talking too much.
strawberrycocoa
Just... politely excuse yourself and move elsewhere?
fluhatinrapper
Ya. I won't talk so much if you just contribute to the conversation. Yo.
bunduz
Or you could shutup and watch the movie
SwimLikeABanana
Monty Python did it.
franzyfunny
No, you've come here for an argument.
l8rz
No I haven't.
worgenboy
Yes you did!
Alecholic
An argument isn't the same as contradiction.
Dweeble666
Yes it is.
warriorofdiscord
SIMPSONS DID IT.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
No they predicted it.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
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TheDeadLotus
Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Now, get on with it!
JonnyMal
GET ON WITH IT!
acoudes
It’s Dim of the Yard!
CaptianToast
I paid for a full 30 minute argument.
JonnyMal
Look, if you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another 5 minutes.
CaptianToast
But I just paid!
SlyMrFox
No, you didn't.
CaptianToast
Yes I did!
SlyMrFox
No, they didn't.
404GravitassNotFound
More like SlyMrFoxNews amiright?
AwkwardKeming
lauraInternetJunkie
Kinda yeah
lauraInternetJunkie
Oh just got the joke, I am dumb, my apologies
KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE
yes they did
paul289
You're just being contradictory!
MantisTobagganMD
No I'm not
paul289
Yes you are! You're just saying the opposite of what I say! That's not an argument at all!
nottolbenbluhns
This conversation has gone on long enough
AwkwardKeming
KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE
no it hasn't
Angrynortherner
Yes it has
Miklay
This isn't a conversation, it's just a contradiction.
KAPTAINKAMIKAZEE
not necessarily
AwkwardKeming