Used to do business with someone that would intentionally email you at like 6pm on friday then call the minute business opened monday asking why it hadn't been addressed. He went out of business.
Admiral Willis "Ching" Lee didn't think "Urgent" was getting shit done fast enough for his liking so he made his own custom rubber stamp that said "FRANTIC". So anyone who saw it would be like "*holy shit* this is important."
He doesn’t like being called that, so instead I call him the guy who tried to get a 16-year-old drunk at Justin Long’s house, to try and get her to sleep with him
He also knows how to be a incel who only temporarily tricks women into a relationship for being wealthy/famous. FOR EXAMPLE. His last girlfriend was a professional surfer. If he wasn't rich or famous would be way out of his league. And he threw it all away because he wanted her to wear full body dive suit for surfing at competitions and covering up way way more because to paraphrase "why are you showing off your body. You should only be showing that to me." Some real Religious facist incel shit.
How do you pull someone back from the edge of that? The easiest thing is to throw him away, but more and more kids are being sent over that edge, that just getting rid of them is forming a colony of pissed off dudes who continue to talk to each other, and just get angrier and angrier. There has to be a way to bring them back in a substantive way.
That is....one of the hardest socialigical questions of our time. Human physiology and pscyhology is very adaptable...but the rate at technology evolved we could never possibly adapt to it with out guardrails and safety measures. Socal media alone has distorted not just peoples self image/worth but the very concept of an objective reality. Its a dangerous time we find ourselves in.
wow....you're actually defending that kind of behavior. Thats fucking pathetic man. You one of those "alphas" that goes to Tates prision to do pushups outside like a beta-male incapable of seeing what they are too?
thelazyninja
#3 but just think how great it will feela to be that boss
DrDrewsph
I can relate to all of these!
azazyel
#3 IDK, my life is usually better when my boss isn't doing anything
TheVampireDante
Mine usually was (at my first job). Boss (owner) was to put it bluntly - a fucking idiot that repeatedly drove away customers and staff.
BenderRodriguz1010
#3 I wish someone would kill my boss with a hammer.
Ohmydicksmalltoo
Blunt force trauma is effective in killings I've been told.
chumpacabra
Maybe see what Jonah Hill is up to (he is the fat kid from Superbad)
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Bring a CostCo size pack of Klondike Bars to work with you & see what your coworkers would do ooo ooo for a Klondike Bar .
BenderRodriguz1010
They're a bunch of red hats. So probably murder.
Seethreepeeoh
Be the murderer you want to see in the world
BenderRodriguz1010
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YourSelfMan
4chanrefugee
I had a colleague that would flag all his emails as high importance regardless of urgency.
Bro sucked.
DragonThunderUndertaking
Used to do business with someone that would intentionally email you at like 6pm on friday then call the minute business opened monday asking why it hadn't been addressed. He went out of business.
4chanrefugee
Good. Fuck him.
InfocalypseRising
See also: colleague that requests read receipts on every email
schrodingerscatfood
The priority tag for emails was always intended for the delivery system, not as an instruction for the recipient.
4chanrefugee
TIL. Jeremy is still a schmuck, though.
PyroAvok
Admiral Willis "Ching" Lee didn't think "Urgent" was getting shit done fast enough for his liking so he made his own custom rubber stamp that said "FRANTIC". So anyone who saw it would be like "*holy shit* this is important."
Saved a lotta boys' lives in the Pacific.
4chanrefugee
You know Willis Lee for his distinguished and impressive military career.
I know Willis Lee as the Olympic medalist.
We are not the same.
/S but that's a really cool fact
PyroAvok
I know Willis Lee as the guy who combined both aspects.
*Treats a whole fucking battleship like a nonuple-barreled sniper rifle*
Absolutely mogging the shit out of the Japanese Navy.
rezpawner
#1 Hey, isn't that the fat kid from Superbad?
Noahbalboa82
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CuntCrotchula
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johnblood616
Careful. He will annihilate you.
Turkleturts
Yeah, it's that fat guy who made a career out of being friends with famous people. No, not Seth Rogen, the other one.
abidikgubidik
^^ this dude's getting annihilated!!! Nice knowing you.
wadatahmydamie
He doesn’t like being called that, so instead I call him the guy who tried to get a 16-year-old drunk at Justin Long’s house, to try and get her to sleep with him
NFLemons
What's the ditty playing during that gif?
GeorgeCostabaplaps
I think this is the nepo child who wanted to fire mclovin because he wouldn't be the star of Superbad
Iinajoki360
No it's the cop from 21 jump street
johnblood616
Whoosh
ThinkThisOut
No it’s that physically fit comedian…. Everyone knows that’s not funny
johnblood616
Wooooooooosh
ThinkThisOut
Is that the sound of you missing the joke? I can explain it to you…
johnblood616
You are a fucking dumbass.
ClutterMonkey
Watch out. He knows karate now.
Elonth
He also knows how to be a incel who only temporarily tricks women into a relationship for being wealthy/famous. FOR EXAMPLE. His last girlfriend was a professional surfer. If he wasn't rich or famous would be way out of his league. And he threw it all away because he wanted her to wear full body dive suit for surfing at competitions and covering up way way more because to paraphrase "why are you showing off your body. You should only be showing that to me." Some real Religious facist incel shit.
Makerofroads
How do you pull someone back from the edge of that? The easiest thing is to throw him away, but more and more kids are being sent over that edge, that just getting rid of them is forming a colony of pissed off dudes who continue to talk to each other, and just get angrier and angrier. There has to be a way to bring them back in a substantive way.
Elonth
That is....one of the hardest socialigical questions of our time. Human physiology and pscyhology is very adaptable...but the rate at technology evolved we could never possibly adapt to it with out guardrails and safety measures. Socal media alone has distorted not just peoples self image/worth but the very concept of an objective reality. Its a dangerous time we find ourselves in.
bemurray814
He broke it off with you huh?
Elonth
wow....you're actually defending that kind of behavior. Thats fucking pathetic man. You one of those "alphas" that goes to Tates prision to do pushups outside like a beta-male incapable of seeing what they are too?
bemurray814
Asking questions..