It's time for yet another unhinged XL Saturday CeleryDump for the good & bad people of Imgur

May 18, 2024 4:30 PM

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greetings, online friends

i see one dog, and a rug

this is a personal attack on me

Stevie is actually not so whiny about food. but if you miss his 7pm Laser Time, beware

what could go wrong?

McDs in the 90s definitely hit different. but the latest QPs are actually pretty good too. i just miss the 90s prices

i never tire of watching this movie. the songs are genius

finally

booking my flight now

mmm hmm

life is cruel sometimes

the mandolin is an underrated instrument. check out Jerry Garcia's collabs with mando master David Grisman

it's very unique looking?

obviously

urine is moving up

sounds rough

as is tradition

that's my set.. have a great night gang!!

#16 Sorry 90's mcdonalds doesn't hold a candle to 90's pizza hut with the little cast iron pans.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okc also has the world's largest cock ring!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#24 was mom not a Vin Diesel fan?

2 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

I wasn’t sure if they meant the Vin Diesel classic or porn…either way it’s a top shelf meme

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#34 I just started lessons!

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#20 AGAB

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

all geese are bastards? assigned godzilla at birth?

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#49 Sounds like y’all should’ve left the door locked.

2 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 1

Sounds like breaking in to me, an action that has trigged some uncomfortable rights which are now at the homeowners disposal.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yea those are the teeth of all the people that couldn't follow the rules...

2 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

#41 I'd still get over taken and killed. Though my salty attitude might hurt it.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated kind sir!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#1 Exactly. Ask every laborer with a bad back, or a missing limb. How much did they get for those? Those late nights, missing events because of schedule conflicts, being absent from your children? What are those things worth?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

about $3.50

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 this is what driving in San Antonio felt like

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16 McD’s has started putting some weird new filler in the ground beef. Every time I eat a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, etc. I get really sick right afterwards. But if I eat a Fillet o’ Fish or any other kind of beef, I’m fine.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 Pretty sure thats just a roadrunner and coyote. We only rate dogs. 12/10 anyway

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#4 I remember this commercial that one dog smoked pot

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

. Like this

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#27

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Truthfully I wish it was more mainstream. We all know sex sells. We see it in every ad. LITERALLY every ad has something to do with trying to be sexy. But for some reason we lose our minds about a nipple or a cleft somewhere? Why? Everyone has one set of those parts. It's stupid. Old repressed cultural garbage from hundreds of years ago based on dipshit religious reasons that didn't even make sense back then, much less now.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s the Swim Reaper, a great Australian water safety campaign.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 Is it gonna be okay?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Let me, do this for u.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, just needs some more air. Blow into an orifice to inflate.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

While plugging the other orifices?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Shaming prostituted women is shit. Shame pimps, who made up the term sex worker to be included in it. Also, no, all labor is not the same. Your regular job does not include coercive sex for the money to live another day, nor are you at a high risk of physical violence or murder. You are not forced to have sex with the worst customers you meet. You generally do not form a drug addiction to get thru the pain of repeated abusive sex (prostitutes and porn stars) with your no's ignored. Vile.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

pretty sure the point is to also include people who willingly do sex work

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now now, no voice of reason here.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 shaming? It's way above and beyond most jobs. They deserve the protection of law and much more. Including a path out if they wish (I'm not under any illusions about choice of survival).

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

#27 wut.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think the back of the shoes were irritating the wearer's heels, and they made due with the masks in their bag. Probably came off as soon as the person got to work. Kind of ingenious.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#28 this is art I can get behind

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Its so cool but it makes me hate the civilization that has been created for us.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's part of the art

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 what in the name of Cheese Whiz Vishnu is this, and where can it be found?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cheese Whiz Vishnu... yoink!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LACMA. Los Angeles County Museum of Art. IMO its an ironic/optimistic art installation because most of the cars are not stuck in a traffic jam.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Call this the Crestfallen Special

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were so preoccupied with whether or not we could, we didn't stop to think if we should.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Needs more pineapple.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why is there no cheese?! Also, 2 same size pizzas put face to face is basically a calzone.

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#50 Celery - Nature's Brillo Pad for the Colon.

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That man is living his best life

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They didn't have to add the comment about it being ribbed, but they went there.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this comic. Thank you for serving up this gem.

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#26 Are DQs super spread out for everyone else, too? They're easier to find in the country where it's one of the only fast food joints.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

When we drive from TX to Colorado there’s a DQ in every town you have a reduced speed limit. Road trip tradition is always get an ice cream on the drive home. That being said, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen more than one DQ in the same town…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve noticed that too, in all the tony towns there’s always a DQ and sometimes a Subway, but that’s it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Add in or substitute Sonic in the south

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There business model for the longest time was rural America. They would go into markets that McDonald's and Burger King considered to small to enter.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No shame on sex work but my employer doesn't require me to insert things into myself or show my naked body..well, except for that one job i had packaging kilos of cocaine

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Kilos? Wow Paige.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, some jobs are "selling your body," some are selling your time, labor, skills, creativity, etc. Few require selling your sexuality. It should be legal and protected, and it's not because it is different than many other jobs. How many jobs risk spreading diseases to partners? But any distinction tends to bring downvote, any criticism brings cries of "incel."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The trouble of the internet is that any criticism is immediately thought to be the worst possible opposing view. I'm regularly called a nazi here just for criticism of biden. One of us...one of us...one of us

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got my back blown out by my work

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In denmark sex work is legal ( i mean as long as you pay your taxes on it) but pimping is illegal ( to attempt at stopping abuse). pimping is pretty well defined as anyone earning money on on another persons sex work.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

So a brothel would be considered illegal right?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. It depends on the technicality. If the brothel owners gets paid directly per service and/or is a manager (As in controller) of your service then yes.
But if the brothel is merrly renting space to the sex worker that has 100% control over who when and where it's not.
It Basically comes down to this weird term US struggle with... Bodily autonomy
"I decide WHO... I decide WHEN" - Pretty Woman (paraphrased)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Italy too, but it needs improvement. Like, you rent an apartment to a prostitute to work there and some da will prosecute you. I absolutely agree with the sentiment but it needs more regulation like expressely allowing sex-work self-managed cooperatives: apes together stronk

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think it was in france or spain wher it is not illegal do sell sex but illegal to buy it. which is weird to me. but at least a step above punishing the seller (at least it tried to protect against sex traffic , but no going after the victim)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe that was France, and I'm not sure it does work: even if selling is legal, the only way to find a buyer is to put youself in an illegal environment (or buyers won't come), which doesn't really seem as a good way to protect sex workers

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats a good point i didnt think how it would move the costumers base into more crime related areas and endanger the workers.

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Additional info ,is often seen that home visiting nurses will order a prostitute for handicapped people to ensure they get their needs covered and you will see it on the sex add if they do handicapped people.

still a lot of shame on it but at least still at a small point is seen as a needed profession

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

so like is there a DoorDash equivalent? Or is that considered e-pimping

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that Craig's list?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TBH I dont know. but I assume since they are all legal they can drive to where ever you are.
SideInfo: it was rumored that there wasa brothel at the end of the street where i went to "high school". but I never really looked into it. However sometimes i walking on a street known for its prostitution I did have woman ask me if i needed her service..right outside a police station. Thats as close I have gotten.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vesterbro ? 🧐

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Istergade

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boede i Reverdilsgade - fik også tilbud om lidt af hvert når jeg gik hjem om aftenen

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 when she started getting more comfortable with you and now she’s in the restroom with you trying to see how you pee

2 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

More than once I've had a girlfriend asked to stand behind me and hold it while I pee so they can "see what it's like"… Is this a normal thing, or am I pretty much just dating insane women?

I have come to possibly suspect the latter... for... reasons... other than the unit-holding thing... 😐

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Maybe they like the pee stuff?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh no, quite common in prison actually.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I've had that too though she turned out to be a trans man.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm a bathrooms are private places kind of person. Maybe I'm weird, but I do not want to see pee come out of where I put my mouth.

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Two things can be true

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I'm a fairly normal hetero woman who is "weird and also attracted to weirdness because it makes us laugh more" type of girlfriend. I've totally asked this of an ex bf. But mostly cause they thought it was weird and we laughed about it. I never held it while they peed for real. But I would just to play chicken with them. Maybe accidentally veer the stream towards the edge of the bowl dangerously and tell them to stop midstream or they will pee on the floor. An "I'm not doing it, you are" thing

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I remember you…

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you were bringing out your domme side?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh, nah, it's not very domme when I would be giggling the whole time. I could see that in the right context tho

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re dating weird women; Don’t know about insane. As a lifelong girl/woman, I’ve never had any desire to do that to any man I’ve dated nor the man I married. None of the many women I know has ever done that or has any desire to. I think you attract women with cock-envy…? Maybe something you should explore within yourself?

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna say I've never had the urge to grab it while I pee… But logistics demand it be so.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is this something you've discussed with the women in your life?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yep! We women discuss EVERYTHING! Absolutely everything about us & our relationships. I’m not nearly the sharer my girlfriends are, but I’m like the mother-hen of the group & none of us have sisters, so, they all come to me with everything. I had one friend who had some cock-envy, but still she didn’t want to grab a peeing dick; It was more about the feeling of having a penis/testicles hanging. I told her she was weird & she agreed, lol. No judgment as we’re all weird in our own ways, lol.

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Right ??? I was wondering the same thing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yep! We women discuss EVERYTHING! Absolutely everything about us & our relationships. I’m not nearly the sharer my girlfriends are, but I’m like the mother-hen of the group & none of us have sisters, so, they all come to me with everything. I had one friend who had some cock-envy, but still she didn’t want to grab a peeing dick; It was more about the feeling of having a penis/testicles hanging. I told her she was weird & she agreed, lol. No judgment as we’re all weird in our own ways, lol.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 First meme and I already had to updoot. Except it's not incel shit it's worse. Waaaaaay worse

2 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 9

Ye, it's so much more global than some incel issue..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's also soooo much harder than people make it out to be. You have to basically be a marketing pro to build your clientele, and once you have it you have to be an expert customer liason. I made Hella money after building up for like 10 years and then got burnt out rq when everything moved to onlyfans. Sex work is work but that site is garbage

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Seems like a particularly dangerous and degrading way to make a living, but thats just me

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

It's only dangerous and degrading because it's pushed underground by being illegal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's that attitude that literally helps making it "dangerous and degrading", fam. You're not helping them at all.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a less dangerous way to make a living than i have my whole life. Construction has destroyed my back and knees and mental health a few times for sure. And I have definitely risked my life more times than I can count. Even worse! others have risked my life with out telling me. Ok... women selling pictures and videos of their bodies... big fucken deal. I legit can't even understand why this is wrong to anyone.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not even in the top 10 of dangerous jobs.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Would be tough to get accurate data on that, im sure alot of abuse goes unreported

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Indeed. why should you work or pay for that which they would give to others for free?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 70

Hey dipshit, have you ever been to a restaurant? Those cooks make food for people they like more than you, too.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Found the Incel.

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 10

Hardly. I'm advocating that no one has an entitlement to anyone else's body. If you don't get that you must be a supporter of patriarchy.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 41

That's definitely not how it came across.

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Maybe that's because you've been taught to think a certain way.

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I highly recommend you reread your first message then, because that's absolutely not what you were saying.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

I can't help the way you've been taught to interpret things.

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I recommend that dude shut the fuck up and fuck off back to whatever shithole he was originally shat into.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Was just going to add...lotsa "normal " guys think they're too good to pay for it. Stop shaming sex workers.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 13

I mean, that's legit so long as they're not crossing lines. Lots of guys think they're too good to pay for a handyman too, they just have to do it the hard way and accept it may not live up to expectations.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I feel it's more like shaming customers, in this instance. But in any case, whether it's your jam or not, sex workers should be able to do what they want (as long as it's actually their choice obviously), and no one should shame them for that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dont want to participate in the trade, but I 100% want to see the human trafficking, forced drug dependencies and other problems end. Legalize, regulate with frequent health checks and support for those who chose to participate in the trade. Unlikely to happen because America is frozen in our puritan roots for some fucking reason. The Puritans were religious extremists, well beyond any of the shit we see today in this country.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I lost my virginity to a Craigslist escort. I imagine if I didn't, I'd be one of the most powerful wizards in the world.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Craigslist?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

It just means I'm old and did it long ago. I mean I did it when they had the "erotic services" category, which they dropped long before they stopped personals altogether.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wasn’t trying to be insulting. I meant that it just seems really unsafe.

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