ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
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Quick, while the vegans are asleep, upvote this gorgeous piece of meat
FP Edit: Sweet, send pics of half-naked Jason Momoa to make my wife happy when she wakes up! :D
SMiiLY
At What time does vegans Go to sleep and meat-People wake up??
NOINOON
Oh look. Another obnoxious vegan trying to push their dietary agenda on the rest of us.
royoten
I Don't understand, you don't like vegans talking about vegan food, but then you post some meat. Not a vegan, btw
DrewBerg
It's just blind pettiness. There's no real good reason behind it. Also not a vegan, because have you tried cheese?! Ah, so fuckin good
fantapantsmcfatty
This is unoriginal. Before anyone comments, I'm not a vegan.
ApplebottomGene
UltimaN3rd
Yet another necro-zoophile 0.o
OpheliaDusk
Quick, while the vegans are asleep, repost pictures with different titles!
marcusyoyo
JunkWithoutATrunk
At a glance I thought this was Rhubarb.
reik483
We never sleep.
2000boxes
for a second i thought this was a picture of a horse's foot without the hoof
MadScientist356
How guilty must you feel to post pics of meat trying to scoff at vegans to make your self feel better?
BlackElkSpeaks
Quick while the vegans are asleep, upvotes this gorgeous piece of meat.
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
Still can't unsee horsehoof
CosmoDawson
I'm vegan. I couldn't give a shit if you eat meat.
cinnam0ntitties
plot twist: human meat
Taishosama
Long pig. mmm
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Vegans have their own timezone now? Why wasn't I told?
JustMe042002
Beef Butter. Mmmmm
AnusPresley
All these are posted by stupid fanatics who needs to justify their meat eating by repeating that vegans are stupid fanatics.
PanochaPounder6000
MayRaven
I don't think you need us to be asleep for your circlejerk.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nope just need to pretend you are for a common and derivative title.
Scyxurz
Whoopsy, the vegetarians are still awake. (+1 anyway, you guys can have your fun and eat it too)
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I am a ferocious omnivore, but I downvoted because OP is just a pointwhore <3
KittyCatWafer
But what if I am vegan?
TheBlasphemingTomatoGuy
(then go to sleeeeep)
BklynPunisher
Then have a bean sprout and a glass of water.
InternetExplorer2001
Then you can rest well at night knowing that you are better than all of us, and dream of all the colorful tattoos you'd like to get.
boevis
I don't understand why people want to pay for meat that's half fat.
RideTheStimutacs
Counterpoint: Bacon.
boevis
Bacon isn't that great, stop being Basic.
RideTheStimutacs
I said nothing about how great it is, just made a factual statement.
Rynkeby
Have you tried it? You might change your mind.
boevis
Have. The cost changed my mind back.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
slow cooked meat with fat like this is the best thing in the world, IMO. Falls apart so easily and tastes like god's tenderloin
SenpaiHentaiOppai
God's tenderloin ;)
EClaire1073
It will literally fall apart in your mouth.
beshi
Because fat gives it flavor, that's why filets are wrapped in bacon or finished with butter, they are tender but lacking in taste otherwise.
boevis
So gimme some truffle butter and a good wine
KharnApproves
Because beef with good marbling is amazing.
snofreser
You're missing out.. Trust me.
boevis
I've had Steak across the full range of quality. The price you pay for the "top" steaks isn't worth it.
SaltyInternetPirate
Are vegans all located in one place on Earth?
LargeCanine
No, but that is a good idea.
ZedaZ80
It makes me curious where the majority live. Probably India.
Flh882001
Enough marbling to keep this geologist happy!
Asronudon
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blissfullignorance
Just marbelous!
Dios404
I was about to say check out that marbling
TheMostTrustworthy
That is the first thing I thought to say.
Kewra
Enough marbling to keep a cardiologist happy!
kmikl
... well, employed.
Paladinsabre
cjmmeathead
No boner. Nooooo
Falos
Regardless of this particular sauce I have just realized there is, by now, a manga for every possible profession, career, hobby, pasttime...
Zaruzen
Except curling
BlackwitchWizard
schistposting?
Flh882001
Hey, it had me cummingtonite!
kmikl
I know, it's so gneiss.
TheCrustyMustard
A lot of people take it for granite.
Lonehoof
At least it wasn't another one of those cleavage pics
lordkickass
foesmono
An olllld fashioned!!
UpvoteButton
I'm so upset. I searched the interwebs just for this GIF, but you already had it. Bravo
sexysubsandwich
Here's an upvote for effort
reediculous84
If that is what I think it is (A5 Kobe) you would throw up after I told you how much it is an ounce
thisfoodisproblematic
Looks a lot like the picture of the horse hoof that circulates.
KrombopulusMichaelKiIls
SergeiBoobtitsky
PikachusThug
I thought of the same thing!
Gaehhn
Where was this when I needed it like 3 weeks ago?
Kofee
poosebunger
Exactly what first came to mind
AllThingsNeat
VeryMoistTowelettes
Christ. Why'd you show me this?
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
You fucking cunt I FINALLY got that image out of my head.
DoublevBomb
I do not like horses. But that is fascinating to see from a tissue perspective.
BecauseGodisDead
why?
SKELETONMAAAN
WhatTheFuckIsThat.gif
SecretlyASquirrel
http://imgur.com/Pyxg7n9
50CALWAFFLE
Toohastybyfar
Why does this make my head itch
classybroad
Great, now I kinda wanna eat that hoof.
thisfoodisproblematic
Feel like that would be crunchy.
classybroad
Definitely crunchy and probably rather pointy after a couple seconds.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
That's what I said to my wife when we first saw it! lol
2by2handsofblue
27yoUGLYvirgin
I'm going to gag now. Thanks.
underhook
Sauce? Morbid curiosity like a motherfucker.
TeaRex13
Found the vegan.
thisfoodisproblematic
Naw, just slightly demented.
abetteridiot
Exactly. When I saw the thumbnail I thought someone had posted this.
jimmypopali2
I know exactly what this is an I refuse to look at it again
Gradwin
marcusyoyo
Bi6Simpin
niel0823
Favorite reaction gif
SwitchPup
Thumbnail made me think that's exactly what it was. That pic has apparently ruined wagyu beef for me...
getotterhere
MisterOp
WHAT YHE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE THFM FUCM FUMC FUCK EW IT'S FUCKING LINEY AND VEINY AND SHIT WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS WHAT
Helios7719
It's what's underneath the hoof - basically the equivalent of the flesh underneath your fingernails.
ThePunchedOmelette
Now my fingers feel wierd...
KledZeppelin
C'mon man, flag this nsfw
AnAwkwardlyLongKissingSceneInDancesWithWolves
Reignofdorkness
That piece of meat is way to hot for work.
MrRandom314159
NSFV
jarph
Is actually a really great idea for a function to stop the eternal war between meat eaters and vegans
SamuraiBatgirl
Nice username.
KledZeppelin
thanks :D
SamuraiBatgirl
:D
fbutt09
Is that wagyu? Probably organically grain fed. Certainly not a cheap but would be very tasty!
MyNameIsMaximusDecimusMeridiusCommanderOfTheArmiesOfTheNorth
Not safe for vegans
Fluffycorn
vveagans
MichaeIScott
Whitegirls
ImpressiveVeryNice
wegans
random6690
I literally was saying "wegans" to myself as I expanded the above comment to see your post. +As many as I can give you
RabidDingo
But pronounced like Chekov from Star Trek.
tiduszecht
gave him a + for you
MushySnugs
every day i see these it's like you can't enjoy your meat unless you know vegans are annoyed by it ps not a vegan
APackOfExcitedGingers
Well, I mean, meat always tastes better with a little bit of suffering. Veal, for example. Annoyed vegans just enhances the flavor
tremonti
Tell us about your crossfits.
bobtheaxolotl
You can enjoy things without being a cunt? Someone tell the hipsters.
SomeGuyYourMomKnows
Humans are pack animals.. essentially it brings the "pack" closer by picking on the weak. Just roll with it, its 4 the good of society.
vahnn
Vegans can't enjoy life without annoying everyone else by telling them (ALL of them) that they're vegan, so vegans still win at annoying.
vahnn
It's a god damn meme, people. Looks like the vegan army is here to get butthurt. /a/CZze6
Patron03041
how do you know that everyone who hasnt said a word about it is not vegan?
vahnn
You people are silly. That dude makes a stupid generalizing comment about meat eaters, it's fine. I do ditto for vegans and KILL YOURSELF!
Rodrigo94fffffvccc
please kill yourself
vahnn
I will if you will.
UponFurtherConsideration
Are you by any chance mentally impaired?
MimDarling
How many vegans have actually personally told you anything? My best friend is vegan and she never talks about it. Just a bandwagon comment.
Jonataurus
Found the veg-- oh nevermind.
TheEntireScottishNavy
I mean, this post mimics the "Quick while the Australians are asleep"...It's like people can't just enjoy things unless someone is sleeping
TekDragon
It's the dietary equivalent of rolling coal. Google if you haven't seen it.
Corona688
Perfect analogy.
DrumheadTrial
I see more meat eaters posting about and ridiculing vegans as well. They're the real assholes about it. P.S. Not a vegan either
bobtheaxolotl
Well, I think it's because we've all run into that pushy, morally superior vegan. But judging the whole by a few is an error.
UncivilizedEngie
I haven't. I've run into vegetarians, but they don't act morally superior. They will tell you the moral superiority if you ask though.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
When people say 'everybody' they usually don't mean 'literally exactly every person'.
UncivilizedEngie
I'm pretty sure that's what the word means, but yes, I understand what you are saying.
bobtheaxolotl
Kind of like how you're doing for meat eaters.
Taima520
Except this type of shit gets front page all the time?
bobtheaxolotl
Sort of how all sorts of dumb shit does that doesn't represent humanity in general?
DrewBerg
"We've all run into them"? Thats a bold statement I and everyone I know hasn't. It kinda sounds like you're makin up excuses to act that way
bobtheaxolotl
I would also say we've all met that meat eater who shits on vegans, too. But your generalized claim that that's how meat eaters are is shit.
bobtheaxolotl
Haven't "acted that way". Every group produces assholes. You're currently judging a group in a way that I'm actually not.
DrewBerg
I'm not judging anyone. I only pointed out your weird assertion that everyone has "run into these people". You sure like putting words in
bobtheaxolotl
You're very actively being the thing you're so loudly protesting.
DrumheadTrial
Two of my best friends are vegans, and I know a lot personally as well as meat eaters, and from my own experience, I've learned that my ~
DrumheadTrial
~vegan friends are much less pushy and much more informative than the meat eaters, the meat eaters just like to make fun and provoke :/
bobtheaxolotl
"Some people I know" != people in general
DrumheadTrial
~~ and to be fair, at least the veggie's and vegans are in it for a decent cause.
MushySnugs
this has just become the new i'm vegan thing people invoking the vegans to get points for posting picks of frankly sub par meats
ZebraCockSandwich
im not gonna lie, the phrase "invoking the vegans" needs to make its way into everyday conversation more often.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
We call upon your ancient and datk power vegans, o spirits of the earth.
bobtheaxolotl
Subpar? That piece of meat is gloriously marbled, and costs more than your organs would on the black market.
mischrys
Old pic but it's still got me admiring. Uhh, and irrelevant diet status - recently cut back on meat.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
A) Yes, that's exactly what I did except B) That meat is wagyu and probably costs more than I get in a month.
mischrys
I'd upvote this back into positivity if I could.
cainoh
Yeah, I'm not familiar with wagyu (will Google it), but I can say that does NOT look (to me) like sub-par cut of meat. Looks kinda exotic.
MushySnugs
expensive =/= quality
barktreep
I'd guess that's about $900 worth right there. Need a banana to say for sure though.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Yeah, that's more than I get from disability lol.
mynameisnotalice
Vegan here. Not annoyed. But I don't get this logic either. Do what you do because you enjoy it. Not because somebody else might be annoyed.
RoxanneLaWin
Vegetarian. I DGAF what anyone eats, it's just boring when meat-eaters are rubbing their knees like "HUHUH THIS'LL PISS THEM OFF HUHH".
PreciousPotato
Not vegan, but I find it annoying how little people know about nutrition in general... and that they even care about what others eat.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
found the vegan
Hermansen
Lm
mynameisnotalice
You can read the English language, congratulations!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
your sarcasm makes it seem like you're annoyed
mynameisnotalice
Not really, sorry if I made that impression.
Thisiscotty
i think its more due to some vegans announcing they are one every 2 seconds
KrampusCopia
This
MushySnugs
this kind of shit is way more common
DrewBerg
You say that but I have literally never been accosted by a vegan, ever, IRL and online. On the other hand I see "meateaters" do this A LOT
Thisiscotty
woah down voted. i didnt mean to offend anyone, i havent seen it my self either. im just going on the possible reason.
BeefFlaps
What if I gain enjoyment out of annoying people?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
That's, like, the most enjoyment a person can have out of life!
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Then you're a bit of cunt.
BeefFlaps
A bit? Dude I'm a HUGE cunt.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
DrewBerg
Then you're a petty cunt?
BeefFlaps
You say that like it's supposed to insult me or something.
DrewBerg
Nope, just answering the question. I get nothing out of you being insulted or not so I don't really care.
scuba7jb
It's a little bit too rare for me.
mineisanevillaugh
Found the vegan
turbochop3300
Actually it's quite common.
BenjaminPannell
What color is the popup text up when you hover your mouse over it?
turbochop3300
???
CziltangBrone
I would eat this raw, sliced thin like prosciutto and I would make happy nomming noises the whole time I did it.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
have fun with your toxoplasmosis :)
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Thanks, I will!
VeryMoistTowelettes
It's worth it
TheGreatAndMagnificentRoadcone
Found another vegan.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
actually I just enjoy cooked meat, but nice try :)
CziltangBrone
You know that, whatever you do, you're still going to die someday, right?
CodingMoose
but... toxoplasmosis is the cat to mouse parasite?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
use google
CodingMoose
I did "Because it reproduces only in cats, wild and domestic felines are the parasite's ultimate host." https://goo.gl/6bWNgz
CodingMoose
also you'd like the http://theoatmeal.com/comics/captain_higgins
HeywoodJablowmie
I don't know if it's "asleep" as much as it is "can't stay awake because of lack of energy"
zukmikehok
It..
PsuedoIngress
The vegans might be, but the vegetarians aren't!
FireBelow
How ironic that I sleep 4 hours a night working out almost every day, and you meatshit-eaters are beat after a day at office with coffee...
SUGG8
As a kid I was vegan because my parents are. I'm not vegan anymore but at the time I was way healthier than most other kids I met because-
SUGG8
- of my diet. Sure eating some meat is healthy but being vegan certainly doesn't have any negative effects on health.
ApplebottomGene
You know what helps with that? Protein.
DatDarthCaedus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVBHrhzQq2A
BangstickMagnum
There are plenty of sources of protein found in plants.
Fluffaluffagus
Found the vegan!
RainDog9
Cows really seem to be lacking in protein. Look how scrawny and tired they are. Lol
Pheralg
cows are ruminants, they eat continuously and even when they are not, they ruminate (go look Ruminating), and can digest cellulose unlike
Pheralg
us. you can't compare a real herbivore to a partial omnivore, I say partial because we ain't that good even at that...just get real
Anowlbeadz
Yeah but they get fat cause they eat all the time and there a fucking cow not a person
Anowlbeadz
That's not suppose to sound angry
RainDog9
I guess my point was just that meat is not required to get sufficient levels of protein.
Anowlbeadz
Well cows are herbivores so it's a lot different for them but I mean yeah you are definitely right
megabassist
I was vegan for 3 years, and my issues was getting enough calories; protein is actually super easy get from beans/nuts/mushrooms/various veg
MyAvatarIsChezborger
Wait, a vegan bassist? Gelato isn't vegan. Chicken isn't vegan. Half-and-half isn't vegan. I'm calling the vegan police.
PreciousPotato
Where do you read anything about gelato, chicken etc?
MyAvatarIsChezborger
Reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
MuchObligedMcNutty
Maybe he thinks they are always part of a bassists diet? I don't know.
mynameisnotalice
I never had problem to get enough calories. Just soak everything in olive oil and you'll be fine :D
mrf0xx
Soak it in wood
megabassist
I learned that eventually, lol. I remember counting all my calories one day between four meals, and it being just over 1000 o_o
Riyakou
But not carnitine, creatine, B12, and D3, all vitamins vital for boosting muscle, blood, and brain functions.
Imariflebowtomyreciever
You can eat pills for that..
Phluther
Actually the only one you can't get is B12, and if you eat one steak in a year you're all good for B12
clydefroggyfresh
HAHAHAHAHA you are completely wrong
PreciousPotato
... potatoes, grains... My issues were mostly of a logistic nature, like, no freezer ans smallish fridge. Well, and lack of real cheese. /1
PreciousPotato
But calories were no problem at all, that's what fat is for.
bushidopirate
Dairy would be harder for me to give up than meat, so I could never be vegan. I've had good imitation meat, but never good dairy free stuff
PreciousPotato
Same. I always got various kinds of cheeses in my fridge for different kinds of meals, and it's got to be real butter, too. I can make /1
Terebravisse
But don't vegans usually claim to have more energy? Digesting red meat is supposedly very energy consuming.
enchilada5
Yes, but they sacrifice their soul to achieve this.
blurgh
Got so much more energy when stopping eating meat, also got rid of my lifelong anxiety and depression issues.
Bi6Simpin
acalt
theshoeminator
It's actually the other way around. We are very efficient at breaking down meats of all kinds & converting it to energy.
valaja
A vegan acquaintance of mine said that he had less energy because of the diet. Maybe he was doing something wrong though.
PreciousPotato
Probably. It's not as easy as just not eating animal products. He's gotta make sure that he gets enough protein and calories. I've tested /1
PreciousPotato
the effect of some diets over the years on myself, like, how I feel both physically and emotionally when I don't eat meat or grains, or /2
PreciousPotato
just no sweets or no processed food etc, and I found that it's usually grains (especially wheat) and processed sugar that feels least /3
mynameisnotalice
That's because this 'vegans don't get enough protein' is bullshit.
Pheralg
protein has nothing to do with energy (they don't give it, duh), your sentence just shows how ignorant you are about nutrients
mynameisnotalice
I know that. I was just replying to the original comment bitching about vegans being asleep because of their lack of protein. Which is (1)
mynameisnotalice
wrong on more than one level. (2)
PrincessAnus
we get plenty of protein, and if you cant eat nuts/soy, you take supplements. simple.
Zoltar666
Yeah, but proteins are not energy. Fat and carbohydrates are.
mynameisnotalice
What the other people say, plus it's very easy to get plant-based fats and carbohydrates. Even easier than protein.
Kommanche
Protein does contain energy.
SilentCryptographer
What? Protein, is about the same calorie content as carbs, 4kcal/g. It's just undesirable as a fuel source. Doesn't mean it can;t be used.
LavaAxe
Watch out, your stupid is showing.
PreciousPotato
I'm not a vegan, but when I lack energy, it's usually because I don't eat enough fruits and veggies. Getting all those nutrients like /1
PreciousPotato
minerals, vitamins, flavonoids, etc makes a noticeable difference in the way you feel physically (energy) and emotionally (mood).
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"when I lack energy, it's usually because I don't eat the only things I CAN eat"
PreciousPotato
What do you mean?
LavaAxe
Your joke was shit.
EricFromAccounts
Hisssss! Kill the truth-speaker, he blasphemes against the sacred meats!!
Opportunist
You're not wrong, but it depends on what your meat eats! Grass-fed awesome, grain-fed sluggo!
Cerinna
Vegans get their protein from other sources, it's fine. Though as an omnivore I do find pork harder to digest than beef. It actually hurts.
TomWebb10
Fibre Fibre Fibre!!
hollyshitimback
3:35 in argentina, this vegan is telling EVERYONE about this outrageous post in the morning!!!!
hollyshitimback
Here come the haters.... hehehe
2and900
A SPY!, quick throw meat at him!
hollyshitimback
Ooohhhh please send sexy quinoa pics :D
OneFuckedPony
Former raw vegan here, I had so much fucking energy it was ridiculous. Seriously, I barely slept. Wouldn't do it again though, booorrring!!
Bi6Simpin
OneFuckedPony
Naw, it ain't. I had hella chicken and carne asada for breakfast, so I'm on your side now though.
PreciousPotato
Exactly. Had the same effect just switching to (mostly) Paleo. I only got rid of grain-based stuff and ate veggies and fruits instead - /1
PreciousPotato
all those extra nutrients made me as energectic as a hamster on coke.
OneFuckedPony
Totally. I try to do the blood type diet and also listen to what my body wants. Also I'm a functioning alcoholic, so my flora is fucked.
SamuraiBatgirl
What made you stop? When did you stop? And what do you eat now? Just curious. :D
acalt
Yea @beefiffydeuce. What made you stop??
OneFuckedPony
I long explained in the first reply if wanna know.
OneFuckedPony
It was a combination how much of my life was spent organizing my meals, how much it cost, and the stress of my then gf giving me if I 1/3
OneFuckedPony
Wanted to "bend so I don't break". I had been very strict vegan before (no sugar BC bone char), & I found that if I cheat every so often 2/3
UncivilizedEngie
Well, they ended their statement with "booorrring!!" so I imagine they wanted a more interesting diet. With steaks and bacon.
SamuraiBatgirl
I figured that was the reason, but I didn't know if that was the only reason.
OneFuckedPony
Actually it was several things. I felt lazy and said "borrriiiing" and avoid "but bacon" dude's replies. I long explained in 1st comment tho