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TheYodajen
Yup
DoctorPitt
Says you I gotta be at work at 4am
Munchman347
Yah, 3:52 right now and bandwidth is great, most comments coming from Aussies guzzling Carlton's and Cheezels...
vette08
So, I know I'll get strung up for this, but ive had total silence for years and years.. It really, really sucks. Bring the hate.
Mendeleyev2
Clam.
joepineapplesindrag
Quiet clam.
Mendeleyev2
I will never get this many fake internet points with the word clam and a period ever again
GondwanaCraton
Just use that as a comment in every post, you'll clean up on fake points.
Gilgamech
Used to do this, old now so 5am is the new 1am, nobody around until 9am, just me and coffee.
RectifierOfTheLame
And a clam.
Gilgamech
Keep Clam
MeatboyHungry
Beauty.
norrinraddsboard
Clam down
ChickenChickenBurningBright
perspirationisastinkycologne
Silence of the clams
Counterfit
Smells like a Photoshop Phriday submission
michaelbishop
Blind men: Hello Ladies!
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
SarahTree
My online University is three hours behind, so my work is due by 3am. I like the quiet, undisturbed time
haadyy
Not working with worldwide customers, I see... As soon as the Americans go to bed, there is some downtime and than the Aussies are up.
heyitswednesdaytoday
I think were related
ASnakeWithHumanTraits
As a former night shift worker at a hospital, this is pretty accurate.
Ilovebuns
I do enjoy my clams silent too.
nattyfreshest
Except when your housemate comes out of their room, shits with the door open and no washy of the hands
goddamnitgivemeausername
4hybrid4
Clams casino
ronpopeil
100% this. Bed time is 5am for a reason.
Templeofpoon
Hunter S. Thompson wrote about this as well.
mikeatike
For me it's because of astronomy.
RectifierOfTheLame
*and clams.
mikeatike
And clams.
jakeinthehood
I am Jack's inflamed clam
fartymarty42
Keep clam and carry on
digme
I am Jack's worthless, sleep-deprived brain.
ThePigThatFlew
I thought I was going crazy because of the lack of Fight Club references until I saw this
suik
WORD
skooksies
As a former 3rd shift hospital employee, not everything is quiet then
TheTripleLindy
SorryIamnotsorry
Oddly the same reason I like waking up very early. Quiet, alone, but also have the whole day ahead of me.
SuperBrolex
Yeah, clams do that too.
SSKillerQueen
I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Oh you :P
jwingZ
I'm on the toilet so it was more of a liquid 2 for me
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Gilgamech
My Tinder be like
Nathanfake
We talking about vajayjays?
CaptainHyperbole
You mean vaginas?
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BestTesticlesInTheWesticles
sauce? asking for a friend ?
ScubaSteve6933
Well that wasn’t very hyperbolic...
Gilgamech
Insert tab P into slot V.
mischiefmanaged731
Vajitas
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
Acid keeps me awake.
BeaveIt2Leaver
The acid is gone. You've kept yourself awake.
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
You aren't real
BeaveIt2Leaver
You don't know that for sure. How many accounts do you have again? Have you been on imgur this whole time?
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
BeaveIt2Leaver
Well, this was nice. Back into your consciousness I go. See you real soon....
EvilKam
Well, if you are somehow immune to sleep deprivation there are no consequences.
Zeroforwinger
Yep consequences will come. Don’t you worry
barnwolf
That's the brilliant part. Even if there are consequences you'll be too tired to care.
IWishIWasBlank
Just keep increasing your stress level and your anxiety keeps you going till you can afford to stay up that late to calm down.
IWishIWasBlank
Sometimes up till 1am feels better than sleep because at least it’s time for you to do you stuff.
ReitnesTenought
Or if you're up all night anyway for work or something
EvilKam
God I miss night shift.
ShadyVermin
Night shift is best shift. I don't have to deal with people or traffic. Ditched a 9-5 for it, living a better life because of it.
dunewolf
I too like night shifts - daytime is such a hassle and always overcrowded, the drive home is fast, the drive to work is fast generally.
peachiepie
Said no one ever. (Except you, just now... And that one other person that upvoted you, but that's it.)
MrRandom314159
Looks like there's at least 14 night walkers.
Damiv
It’s worth it.
ImSorryFriend
Until you're 10 years older and plagued with sleep disorders screwing your life up.
Damiv
I am older. Still worth it.
ImSorryFriend
It wasn't a warning, it was a whine about my own state of affairs.
EvilKam
All I can do is offer this picture of a red panda.
I hope it helps some.