Po-tay-toes

Jul 22, 2021 6:53 PM

Potatoes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine-Augustin_Parmentier

You’re welcome, but thank YOU for the french fries. You opened our prussian eyes.

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He doesn't have the best grave in the world...it is just a tribute

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Faites-les bouillir, écrasez-les, mettez-les dans un ragoût!

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Baked, fries, mashed, roasted, tots, steak, hashed, shredded into ground beef, fuck I love taters.

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What's taters precious?

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They named a potato after him

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Patron saint of the hobbits.

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Mm... Potatoes, lobster, and almonds.

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Frederick the Great, leader of Prussia at the time did some potato advocacy as well:

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I would like to have my gravestone also decorated in potatoes

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Why settle for merely your gravestone? Decorate your house with potatoes! Throw them at your friends! Make sweet tender love to curvy spuds!

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The amount of people that he saved with this must be huge. I know potatoes saved thousands in ex-URSS thanks to the ease of growth/calories

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Mash 'em, boil 'em, put 'em in a stew!

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This gif is missing the first syllable and it bugs me

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with sound

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Other health contributions by him included establishing the first mandatory smallpox vaccination campaign (under Napoleon) beginning in 1805

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Werd is he built a wall and had security around his potato field to increase the allure. Now that’s marketing!

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That was Frederick II of Prussia. Dude specifically ordered his armed guards to just let anyone get away with "stealing" his potatoes.

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Was that Prussia? I remember reading this guy did the same thing, however, I could be wrong

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You can pretty much live your entire life on a diet of milk and potatoes. Provided you have some citrus every so often to not get scurvy.

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Scurvy fun fact: Humans & Guinea pigs are about the only animals that get scurvy. Almost everything else has the genes to make Vitamin C

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The king of prussia to get his people to think they were valuble so he had guards guard his potatoe fields but let people steal or be bribed

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We (french) even named a popular dish after him : "hachis Parmentier". Basically mash+ground beef+cheese.

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Viande hachée, sauce tomate et oignon, dinon c'est de la merde

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Which is basically almost the same as shepperd pie minus the corn.

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Without the corn? Blasphemous

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And then he used his knowledge to survive being stranded on Mars!

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28th July 1586 potatoes introduced to UK.

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And you should try a godd Hachis Parmentier. It's divine!

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Pot-8-os. Wasn't he an ancestor of Man'o'war?

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Snails good. Taters bad? No wonder they surrender so often.

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As someone of Irish descent I am proud to be a stereotype because I fuckin' love me spuds...

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How do you feel about cabbage?

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I grew up with spuds in every dish, sick and tired of them, prefer any rice dish these days. Spuds are very nutritious though.

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Tomatoes made sense with the lead poisoning, but why did people think potatoes were inedible?

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The Irish had a rep for being very healthy, despite mainly only eating potatoes. Lots of vitamins, very calorie dense.

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Is this the origin of the name French fries?

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No, because they were invented in Belgium.

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French fries.

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People also used to think tomatoes were poisonous (part of why they got thrown at bad preformers). To be fair they are both nightshades,

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If you allow a potato to sit in sunlight it can turn poisonous. That's why it's a relative of the nightshade family.

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Ah, read as potatoes, not tomatoes. How leave it though for PSA

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Tasty, tasty nightshade.

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I understand there was initially some confusion about potatoes, and there were attempts to eat the solanine-containing "fruits" they grow.

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Also people used to eat on lead plates, which the tomatoes absorbed, giving people lead poisoning.

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Tomatoes came from the Americas & weren’t introduced to Italy until the 15th or 16th century. So the quintessential pasta & pizza sauces you

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It's a bit like spicy oriental foods didn't have chili in them until it was also brought from the Americas. Peppers were used before that.

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Think of when imagining Italian food is actually relatively “new” to the culture that dates back thousands of years.

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It’s Italian-American immigrants who used and popularized them, since they were cheap.

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Yup, same thing for peppers. Capsaicin was not available outside of the Americas until the same timeframe, so everyone had to rely on

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stuff like peppercorn, ginger, horseradish, etc. to make foods "spicy"

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And yet they mastered them instantly…

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so closely related to some actually dangerous plants and do contain small levels of not-great chemicals (the bits we eat are safe for anyone

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Tomatoes are awful and should be eradicated. They taste like rotten barf to me. Cooked is worse than raw.

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without a sensitivity or allergy though)

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I have a mild allergy to tomatoes something in them that breaks down when they get cooked. Ketchup and raw tomato juice cause an aching rash

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Yeah, there are a few low dose poisons in them. Not enough to actually hurt you, but maybe enough to set off a reaction in sensitive folks

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Well unless you mix its acid with something like silver or pewter... Which was what lots of nobility used for their cutlery...

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Something in pure tomato juice causes me to throw up every time I eat a raw tomato. I can have ketchup, have tomatoes cooked, etc.

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They are also highly acidic which is a bad mix for the pewter plates they used to use, this would cause the tomato to leach lead

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They're an issue even now when canned, because they can leach BPAs out of the can. Buy your tomato products in glass jars instead.

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That part is exaggerated. The average person ate off of plates made from wood or bread. Even royalty ate off bread plates called "trenchers"

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Lead in the food, arsenic in the hats, Mercury in the Johnson, and tobacco smoke up the rear. History was fucking wild.

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You have ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.

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Ha ha ha this is great! You should make it into a meme or a comic or something

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Little know fact:

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I dropped a 10 pound potato in the terlit earlier.

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it's a good thing that guy told them it's okay to eat a food people ate all the time.

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They used to be a much different plant. Humans have cultivated and bred all modern fruit and veg since they started farming

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People in France literally thought eating potatoes gave you leprosy. It was a new world crop that was unfamiliar to most peasants.

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They were considered poisonous and not regularly cultivated back then. They're a member of the nightshade family and weren't "Idaho 1/2

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someone doesnt know about this particular part of history and likes making easy assumptions

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Totes safe to eat bananas too

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Potatoes were still relatively new to Europe (only ~200 years) at the time. And Prussian King Frederick had to trick his subjects to eat

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them by guarding them, making people think they were valuable enough to steal.

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Not everyone ate it then. Back in the 16th and 17th century, if you are potatoes, you were seen/treated as nothing more than an animal

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In Europe. Potatoes had been a staple of the Andean diet for millennia before then

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Prussia was actually ahead of the curve on taters. Probably why Parmentier didn't object too much. http://scihi.org/frederick-great-potato

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ackshyually

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You know autism isn't a synonym for dumb right?

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no one said it was autismo

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But if you are potatoes then you’re a plant, not an animal.

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The dude literally invented all potatoes, show some respect.

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Then why don't we call them Parmentiers?

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Peru invented potatoes

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*The Inca Indians in Peru were the first to cultivate potatoes. iirc, around 8000-7000 BC

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DIDN'T YOU READ THE PICTURE?!

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To be fair, potato is in the nightshade family, poisonous raw, & not native to Europe.

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Raw potatoes are not poisonous.

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That's a terrible reference. I've eaten potatoes raw to no poor effect. Even the green ones aren't toxic enough to hurt you.

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Modern varieties are bred for lower solanin amounts.

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Wild and green potatoes are toxic. Parmentier did several stunts to get the people to try domesticated varieties.

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Potatoes have been domesticated for a very long time. Normal people will never encounter a "wild" potato. Even green ones aren't very toxic.

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Yup, but the cases of intoxication in Ye Auld Tymes gave them a lasting fame. Some even thought they were aphrodisiac (some Shakespeare ~

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How long it took these ding-dongs to learn you can boil or cook a potato.

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Welcome to france: culturally 300yrs behind everyone else since 700AD

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Tut tut, it took Tzar Peter to make a fake forbidden garden of potatoes so that the people would poach his garden and eat them.

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Are you really gonna tout Tsarist Russia as a justification for France being 300yrs in the past?

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As opposed to being a thousand years in the past? Totally, yeah.

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Frederick of Prussia used that trick less than 20 years before the incident in OP.

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Russia was culturally a thousand years behind until 1890

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Its the same thing as lobsters. It used to be considered inhumane to feed people lobsters as they are the insects of the sea >>>

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In fairness, prison lobster was just the whole thing, mashed up with a rock. Shell and all. Nobody in Cell Block H was getting Thermidor.

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It’s not like it was served with a lemon slice and melted butter… I also doubt it was thoroughly cooked, if at all.

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I'd guess overcooked sooner than undercooked, which is far worse for lobster IMHO

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It was fed to prisoners and through a giant PR rebrand campaign its now considered fine dining.

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Chilean sea Bass isn’t sea bass, that’s another pr job

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Laughing in "Seelachs" (sea-salmon)

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Not a stretch cuz they probably didn't try and cook it perfectly and dry or undercooked lobster sucks

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Here let me chew on this for an hour

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Insects are a delicacy around the world lol

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so are dogs. what's your point?

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They are in some parts of the world

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Yes but that doesn't mean all cultures take that point of view at the same time.

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Ribs were considered horrible scraps and were thrown to the slaves.

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Most of the barbecue cuts started that way. Brisket shoulder ribs. All cartilagenous and chewy and gross. Poor ppl & slaves figured it out

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My MIL served some ribs to some friends from Ireland, without really thinking (she's Irish and moved to Canada 50 years ago). Afterwards /1

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Ireland here, y'all got any more of them sweet sweet ribs?

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she realized they were probably insulted. Ribs are typically considered delicious here though. /2

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