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Let's get this bread, and let us be righteous sand in the gears of wrong. The days in the north are lengthening. Sorry, Australia and New Zealand, and, uh *checks map* South Africa and Argentina.
(Are there any Argentinian Imgurians? If so, hello! Your dinosaurs are cool, even if your malbec is mostly a little overrated.)
This is kinda how 2025 has felt like so far: BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Yeah, that tracks.
And then there's me, over here, curating both kinds of posts and sharing them to hopefully make this dark world we're all in a little brighter.
Take your meds with a full glass of water. If you can, take a shower.
Last year and already most of this year.
Hey, you. Yeah, you. If you are trying to escape somewhere and need to pass through Arizona, my apartment will have a futon for you to crash on, a shower, a Pippin (who will probably bite you) and I will not tell anyone you were here. I will give you something to eat and something to drink.
Pippin won't snitch either, he's an anarchist, too. (But to be fair, All Conures are Anarchists, in the same way ACAB.)
Coconut water here I guess. I'm sorry.
I believe this is by Natalia Jagielska. I share her art a lot, but that's because I really like it.
Oof.
Be alive. Even if it's through spite. I know, it sucks. But the only way we can piss on their graves is if we survive this bullshit.
@VaultGirl69 is playing a cartoonishly innocent bard in my campaign right now, and it's awesome.
I also recommend adding cardamom to your coffee.
4 here today.
Mood.
Been listening to LOTR audio books to help me sleep. It's comforting.
I think they mean bad wierd but I haven't seen any boobs in the real world in months, either, so maybe I should aim to be as normal and mundane as possible to ever have the chance again.
Hahah. I kid. I am WAY too far gone to be close to normal.
All Conures are Anarchists. All Cops are bastards.
New possible crush, we got a new receptionist who seems fun. Ugh.
Accurate.
Speaking from a month in.... yeah, Ew Year is accurate.
Hopefully, someone will say that in that voice to me one day. Or about me.
Calvin has clearly joined the SCA.
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin:
"I love you. I love you. Peek-a-boo!"
byronwilliams4010
#48 More like Tsar's 2nd Hussars.
meheezen
#20 anyone here scoring more than 5 lately?
MisterLemons
Summer fans be like
proxy5000
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Where in the diorama does "memes" sit?
transientmind
#1 Unironically yes. 6pm is night time, it should fucking be dark! I’m in Australia and the sun is still up at 8 fucking PM, what kind of psychopath wants that?!
Bunnies007
#1 Now, I'm definitely a summer person, but I was just out and about. Very cold, the sun set but still light in the cloudless sky. The moon, a sliver clipped from a silver coin and snagged on the velvet of the evening. And stars appearing just faintly but brightening with every minute with Venus gleaming like a diamond, I have to say it was all rather lovely.
baldbear
If I ever be driven to Arizona by evil forces beyond my comprehension, I will gratefully accept your offer.
FeloniousMonk13
Hey @OP .... Chilean imugurian here! 🇨🇱 I only mention this cause u asked if there's any Argentinos in here, they're the next door neighbors who are still pretty cool BUT their wine is not as good as ours
CodyBurkett
Agreed, one of the best Cabernet Sauvignon vintages I had was from Chile, AND you guys saved Carmenere!
castraitionnation
#26 if men just stopped in general theyd be free to do a lot of things
drhobotron
#1 I fucking love it and won't pretend that I don't
JediUrsa
#17 the gun is to commit ritual suicide to preserve honor rather than suffer the humiliating of being captured or killed by the opposing side. It's like a zombie movie but more... feudal
IntrinsicCynic
Oof, this reminds me of the ending of The Mist.
mattrixk
I figured "gets a gun" meant they can now kill anything within a straight line without moving. In check by that rook 4 squares away? *BLAM* Not anymore!
Anarchduke
Texas Rules Chess
mechscientist
just gonna leave this here.
Sk3tz0
Hello from South Africa
StTriniansHeadBoy
#17 Magnus Carlsen is the bast chess player in the world and plays the best chess that has ever been played. He has referred to knights as “horsies” on more than one occasion.
Emiloo74
#20 I'm at 3 today minus the alcohol abuse. Thank fuck that young me saw alcoholism rampant in both families and chose a different path. It's a depressed path, but not a drunken and depressed path.
Tsugumi2me
#20 what is it when you desperately wish for death but not by suicide? Like after every thought a little whisper says "die, it'd be great or at least better than this"
DWolf
Classified as suicidal ideation, not severe if no plans but problematic. I'm dealing w/"have I lived past my viable days"? Please seek help
trigonman3
On the existential thoughts scale, "I'd rather not exist any more" is less concerning than actual kys or death thoughts. I've read better ways of expressing this than what I'm saying, but you probably understand what I mean.
witkop
#28 also, 45 is 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9, so (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9) squared is also 2025
MisterBrahanovich
#1 its not the lack of light, its the not being drenched in sweat just for being outside.
somnif
It's going to be in the mid-80s by Monday here in AZ. I had to scrape ice off my windshield yesterday. WTF weather....
henriekth
When the sun sets at 2:45PM I do think the lack of sunlight is the hardest part of winter. I miss having sunlight until 6PM.
MisterLemons
Seriously, I just don't see the appeal. The only things you can do during the summer are things that add entertainment value to *avoiding* the summer, I.E. swimming and water sports. Add to that the bugs, yard work, constantly dry air indoors, noise of compressors running NON-STOP...
If you tell me being soaked in your own oily marinade and having clothes stick to skin is preferable to layering clothes to comfort, you're lying to yourself.
MisterLemons
Also, winter is THE time for astronomy.
Wikipedo
Malbec is great though
xbadxfaeriex
#39 I made this!
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
#23 it looks like a Pokémon
RevRagnarok
#28 Also (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)^2
AnxiousCuttlefish
#1 damn straight, fuck the sun. I want to look at the stars when I take my dog outside and not get a migraine trying to drive home from work.
chevymonster
#43 How the hell is this pronounced? Wuh-lonk?
goflyblind
#39:
LtRooney
I love this.
DWolf
I always thought they should have infected the Borg with this programming. We'll see who gets assimilated.
CodyBurkett
Oh shit, that would have been an AMAZING episode.
DWolf
I thought so. I was disappointed it never happened.
grayone64
CommentMalone
#5 respectfully disagree, it would be all advertising and sponsored content
meheezen
So, just ads
CommentMalone
Not all ads are obvious... Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
IAmOneUser
TheRowsdowermobile
#1 It's not dark by 4pm here any more and it makes me sad that we're on the way to summer.
OaksParcel
It's going to be below -20C all week, I'd rather have a season where being outdoors isn't extremely dangerous.
wagnus
as someone with chronic back pain after a failed spinal fusion, nah fuck this cold weather and snow (and I, despite not delegated such duties, speak happily for the chronic pain gang)
Subtilico
I can't wait for it to be warm enough again to not having to wear clothing all day long.
Jandegrote
And then its 40c and you wonder if skinng yourself alive would help you cool down.
Subtilico
It hardly ever gets that hot here. Only once so far. But why do people always assume I like insanely hot just bc I prefer warm over cold?
Escapist83
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Personally summer is my least favourite season. It's even worse now that I get migraines, darker is better. But even before the migraines summer was way overrated to me.
JustAPileOfCats
There is a specific comfort to be found in the nights drawing in early.
Escapist83
The crushing comfort of Seasonal Affective Disorder.
2graves
Seriously.
DWolf
Seconded.