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Apr 15, 2024 3:40 AM

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Pretty snake.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ssssquatterss

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Nope on a rope!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I walked up my deck and put my hand on the railing once - and put my hand right on top of snake crawling up the same railing. Scared the fuck out of me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope rope

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NEW FEAR UNLOCKED

2 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

Oopssssssssss

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That might be one of the funniest noises I've ever heard

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was he actually bitten or just jumped back in fear?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think his shirt got nipped and he jumped back in fear. If he thought he'd been bitten, he'd probably be pulling up his sleeves to check and hollering to high heavens he'd been bit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no
thank
you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Brown pants special

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a snake like that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The houssss issss mine now!

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I don’t see a ssssssssssold ssssign

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sssssssh...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that ring upgrade security feature?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Ring, Ouroboros

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least it wasn't a bat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get yourself a Porch Snake (tm)

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

From the same makers of Trunk Monkey!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you're tired of folks knocking on your door...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The cat tried to warn him. It softly meowed while looking at the snake. The cat did all that it could.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The new ssssecurity system is working well.

2 years ago | Likes 574 Dislikes 3

UPVOTE

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*ssssnekurity

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A rat snake! Aka once Imdone being startled, that's a yoink! He'd go right in my garden lol

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Ok Garrett

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They are welcome in my back yard. Takes care of the moles.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could work with snakes for 40 years and still reckon I'd treat them all as venomous, just in case I messed up.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That's a great mindset, but there aren't any venomous snakes where I live, so I'm all good in that department.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because they're not native, doesn't mean they aren't there. I found what looked like a black widow in a pack of bananas once. Wasn't taking any chances, it got squished quick.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're hella chill on the ground. I 'stepped on' one thinking he was my garden hose (BIG boi) and damn near leaped this mortal coil in an adrenaline induced fear. He just kinda slowly slithered off into the arborvitae as content as could be.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People this day, Treating me like a god damn garden hose. Where have all the good folks gone

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cat was like, heh this outta be good

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Dear animal control,

Snake!

Best," no wait that's too formal

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Ssssssoliciting

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...how did he not see it before?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Protected by VIPER stand back"

2 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

Damn I can hear this comment

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE VEHICLE

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Guy in high school had one of those that would go of all the time in the school parking lot. It was on a Geo Metro, lol

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I certainly hope it wasn't a viper... The guy was bitten.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Black rat snek. They have baby teeth and no venom. They constrict their prey.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait…I just pretend to be a viper. You startled me is all. Black rat snake is fren, I promise.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*core memory unlocked*

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

right in the childhood

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I remember the viper car alarms from the 90's. I can 100% hear this...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Australia?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I’m guessing Florida, but I am an ignorant foreigner to both places.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The landscape, barn style, and snake species suggests further north than Florida, probably somewhere in the Midwest or Upper South (on either side of the Appalachian mountains).

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

in Australia there would have been deads

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dunno, the building types don't look familiar, the tree types don't either, I mean it might be but my gut says likely not

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's a black rat snake, so eastern North America.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

One of these bastards got up into the metal porch roof we had at the first place we lived in Indiana. I come from Nevada, so when a snake decides to DROP ON MY HEAD I automatically assume bad fucking news. We got Diamondbacks and Mohaves out there, they will fuck you up. That was a fun introduction to places with actual wildlife, lemme tell you.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had the opposite experience. Moved from a place with one species of venomous snake that was isolated to a small area (New Hampshire) to a place with 4 or 5 danger noodles that can show up in your backyard (Florida).

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Snakes are territorial dicks too, they got NO CHILL if you step into the land they have claimed. Cool creatures, but man do they need a Xanex.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least rattlesnakes can give you a warning ahead of time... sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cat tried to warn him (sound on)

2 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 2

Cat like v

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For real. Cat sitting a safe distance away, looking at the snake, meows at the dude as he approaches. That’s what you get for ignoring a cat.

2 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

I bet a part of his cat brain was eager to see what would happen. He's like "I wouldn't do that, mate (but go ahead, knock yourself out for all I care)"

2 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 3

should we tell her that fence is electric, "no, hell no"

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2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I mean, "meow" can mean pretty much everything...

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

It was actually a "mEow" it totally changes everything.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the tone of the meow that makes all the difference.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Very forlorn.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I don't speak that dialect of cat. Sounded more like "let me in" to me

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's really dependent on the cat honestly. But there is a general universal language, like the hissing. But after you have alot of time with one cat, you can start to differentiate their meows for general meaning.
I think my cat named my family because she approaches everyone with a different type of chirp. But it could just be like that was the noise that got someone's attention best.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to me- cat made no move forward and the tone of the meow faint and descending sells it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, I would never describe myself as a cat whisperer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cats have some general rules of socialization. But they also adopt ways of communicating with their families. If my cat wanted in, it would be next to the door. If it's "meowing" like that, it's solely to get my attention... and if it's sitting on the deck, pointedly looking at something, and I don't pick up the hints... well maybe I'm just a bad hunter.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats are very social animals. In the two seconds of meow to snake, I highly doubt I'd register "hey there's danger ahead stop and turn around." Life happens

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