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Shameless repost. Was going through my phone and found this; still makes me laugh like a lunatic so here it is again.
Jun 2, 2022 8:59 PM
MizWeirdo
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Shameless repost. Was going through my phone and found this; still makes me laugh like a lunatic so here it is again.
TransAtheistMinister
Was this intended to be funny?
Jaron58
Yeah he should’ve picked the marvel band-aid
VanZaiden
do americans not use alcohol for dissenfectant ? or at least like ethacridine lactate
BrightestNight
Red as blood, hot as fire.
amijustsupposetoputnonsense
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pan069
I see bartholomew - you had to bring the hamster up.
Drimilidrimdrim
Shade169
after years of "dont be a baby" by by grandma she had to use it on herself once...she then apologized to me
specsam
Idk, I never though hydrogen peroxide was that bad. Now alcohol.....
barnwolf
Meh, doctors these days are like "if it's bad enough to need more than soap and water you should see a professional"
Laylah77
Love this!
pachyderm
“Bandage me in silk and I shall rise again !”
thesleeve3d
F'ing Timmy! BARTHOLOMEW!!!!!
Shpadoinkleman
This is part of a series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxMuAFRgtHQ&list=PLVWEoM3dybDAcF5rvEHbJ3hCeSs46wGJt
sagewanderer
Thank you for taking me on this adventure
PastaLaPizzaBaby
weeeeeplonk
I saw The Return of the King accompanied by a symphony and chorus and this part of the soundtrack was amazing in person.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
"The pavement was the victim. I was the victor!"
MalukuSeito
Gets me every time
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
When your depressed brain shrugs at the sensation of pain. It's a really stupid silver lining.
PineappleLoopsBroether
icookfoodandfightfire
know that one all too well, sliced my finger open at work, had no idea until someone pointed out i was leaving a blood trail behind me
Shaodyn
I love this guy.
FireSolvesProblems
"I AM THE DRAMA" Vegeta, probably.
Jonesso
I AM THE HYPE!
NotAHugeSpider
PrairieFarmGirl
But for reals hydrogen peroxide is not a good disinfectant.
squishybaker
It also prolongs bleeding.
Nihiladrem1
Thanks for the heads up. I followed up with a web search to confirm, but I needed to update by home-first-aid methods.
SoraHjort
Yeaaaah... It'll not just kill anything that gets in the wound, but also the tissues around the wound thus making it harder to heal.
bigbadabooooooooooooooooom
It's great for earwax and ear cleaning.
GetSmartBeEvil
H2O2 can combine with iron releases from lyses RBCs to cause harmful reactions to your body. Fenton Reaction. Can cause neural damage.
Xilir8
From pouring on a scrape? Got any sauce for that?
GetSmartBeEvil
No as I said it’s only important when dealing with neuronal capabilities. Feel free to search Pubmed for h2O2 and hemorrhagic stroke.
skipsh2
Studies show it does more harm than good.
almostalone
Cleans everything in the Custodial world.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Using H₂O₂ or alcohol to clean an injury can harm tissue and delay healing. The best way to clean a minor wound is with water and mild soap.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Source: https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/ss/slideshow-wound-care-dos-and-donts
MightyMile
But it does get blood out amazingly well and makes pets barf. So it has that going for it.
AimlessSavant
If you have nothing else, yes. Do not use more than a drop as any more will cause tissue damage.
Roserapaine
It's a *fantastic* disinfectant.... it just works too well because it kills the bacteria we need in our bodies too xD
MagicalScientist
And the living cells we need to heal wounds.
CommunCreator
It’s good for the initial first aid, but subsequent treatments should use isopropyl alcohol.
Roserapaine
I also like antibacterial ointment, it's my go-to 90% of the time
LeutAldoRaine
Wait, what? Is this something I should know about?
icookfoodandfightfire
basically it kills bacteria, but also most living cells so its not great in open wounds. Just warm water and mild soap is best
LeutAldoRaine
Thanks for the explanation. I've used hydrogen peroxide to sanitize wounds my entire life and was looking for some today, actual.
icookfoodandfightfire
yeah its not the worst thing in the world, and better than nothing. Just there are better options
GeneralNuclear
Only Pure grade alcohol or The finest honey for me.
HyenasAreFelines
After soap and water, some quality honey or neosporin under a bandaid is effective at keeping the wound moist
orbitn
Best I can do is rock salt and formic acid.
Nightcaste
*Grain alcohol.
skipsh2
Mead?
Fawin
That's what my mom used it for when I was a kid. What's it meant for?
orbitn
Rocket fuel
pachyderm
Making your dog puke up something they shouldn’t have eaten
idontlikepickingusername
Yep, my sister as a vet says it's her favorite cure. Has saved many pets from surgery. Always have some on hand for my lab.
NacLac
It's a fantastic disinfectant. Just not good for people.
squishybaker
Not really sodium hypochlorite is a better disinfectant for localised areas, peroxide for fumigation is great.
Drakknfyre
Mixed 50/50 with water it makes a good mouthwash. Will kill bad breath and (over time) whiten teeth. But the taste sticks around for awhile.
NeverConfusedForNaught
50/50? That's harsh. I do 10 drops per half glass
Drakknfyre
I mean I usually just use it straight and don't bother diluting it. Though I don't do that very often.
MADchemEE
50% H₂O₂ ? Pretty strong. Might bleach your teeth. Might obliterate the inside of your mouth.
RoverZC
I think he means 50% of the standard store bottle. (3%, so diluted to 1.5%)
MADchemEE
Lol. Obviously. I was playing with the lack of specification/replying out of satire.
alaest0r
Which makes far more sense