List of entitled demands sent to student by flatmate she hasn't even met yet

Nov 20, 2016 9:53 PM

WullieBlake

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Leaving home for the first time to go to university can be quite a daunting step, not least because you never know what your new roommates might be like. Well, UCLA fresher Winnie Chen has already gained some insight into the personality of her soon-to-be roommate, ‘Ashly‘, because she’s sent her a strongly worded email with some very specific demands.

Winnie has thoughtfully shared the email via Twitter, so we can all see how, erm, frankly terrifying Ashly is!

This is the message in full:

“Okay, so I’m not sure why neither of you responded back to my emails, but I don’t really care, just as long as you both know this and understand that I’m not gonna settle for anything less than what I’m gonna tell you that I’m gonna get once I arrive in the dorm.

I’ll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has a bottom and top bunk. I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don’t try to leave me with that.

I’m also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I’m taking one of them. I don’t care for which one it is, just know I’m taking one of them.

I want the desk that’s near the window. Plain and simple. I don’t care about who gets the bottom bunk but just know that what I stated above is what I’m expecting once I arrive at the dorm and I won’t be in the mood for any arguing or other nonsense because one of you two decided to deliberately disregard this email. If needed be I’ll turn this into a bigger situation so don’t try me.

Sorry but not that sorry for the attitude. I don’t like being ignored because that’s just rude, but that’s what you both decided to do so I decided to make it clear now on the kind of person I am and what I will and will not take.

So as a final reminder: I am getting the top bunk of the bunk bed with the bed on the bottom, I am getting one of the white closets, and I’m getting the desk near the window. That’s fair enough to ask considering that I’m giving up fighting for the bottom bunk.”

winnie, more like whiney

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's gonna have a rough semester.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The things she wants don't seem all that bad, but that forcefulness and tone made my skin crawl.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Entitled trash bag of a person.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So...did they ignore her initial emails? She sounds awful here but context is important.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really want to know how this pans out!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first instinct was to do the exact opposite of what she's saying. Then I wondered if it was a reverse psychology attempt.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Likelihood her toothbrush will be dipped in shit - 100%

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dismantle the bunk beds and put 3 beds on the ground. Burn all the desks. Paint the closets black.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

This is really the only logical thing you could do in this situation

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the burn-all-desks part.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forward it straight to whoever sorts out housing and tell them to find her somewhere else.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Eh they probably don't care.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One way to find out. Also, can't really complain about it if you don't make any attempt to fix it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Update: Ashley's parents file lawsuit against Winnie for tweeting her email.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, good luck with that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just saying... I could see it happening with a kid like that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this real life?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No escape from reality ;_;

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Open your eyes

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