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Mar 23, 2018 3:02 PM
notyemarryingkind
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toastfrancaise
+1 for the title
xochiluvr
That surrogate is a lesbian, so I want to know how she knows Nixon is unqualified, and if there's video proof. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
VodkaReindeer
You'll never believe what she won a grammy for.
YouMakeMeWantToBeABetterMan
"What's with all the quotation marks?"
iamthisguy247
"Omg, she's such a Miranda!"
Booyah719
Such a Samantha thing to say!
CoughSuppressant
Hello, from the future
RustyCreakySqueaky
NineColonels100
Cuomo is a dirty politician and comes from a family of douche bags.
Kitakita
change has to happen on both sides. Its not enough for democrats to kick out republicans, but dems need a facelift of their own.
superanth
They made Regan a governor and he was pretty much just a really nice actor with zero qualifications...
sanman513
Please vote for her! She's not accepting corporate money running as a TRUE progressive!
STINKPICKEL
Figures NY would have a department of Lesbian Affairs.
stretchalezander
She had all the forms but they kept getting cut up with all the scissoring going on.
Mrblump
Please not more celebrity politicians.
eagerophiuchus
But she has taken acting classes, so she can pretend to do lots of things!
klikklik1236
Can someone help me? I'm a heterosexual male but I checked the wrong box on some forms and now I'm a qualified lesbian woman.
ojp1977
After all these years, Cuomo still can't be considered qualified as a Governor. While I wouldn't have high hopes for her, she can't be worse
Livingstone98
She's an actress with no elected office experience. New York is one of the biggest states in the country. Yeah things can get worse.
ojp1977
Don't be negative, she has good intentions, it can't be that bad. Besides, changes in NY City wont cascade to other places like MN
ojp1977
That was all sarcasm, by the way...
boatymcboatfaceplant
I figured it would be more scissors than paper
wblanc2
The "surrogate" who said this is a lesbian as well, quoted as saying “Cynthia Nixon was opposed to having a qualified lesbian [herself] 1/2
wblanc2
become mayor of New York City. Now she wants an unqualified lesbian to be the governor of New York. You have to be qualified and have 2/3
wblanc2
have experience. She isn’t qualified to be the governor,” strange to bring the sexuality into it, but mostly just attacking her lack of 3/4
wblanc2
experience since she's one of the latest actors who are think fame is a substitute for political knowledge. 4/4
Skywatcher16
not a fan of cuomo in particular, and accusation is as childish and homophobic as ever, but i REALLY want TV stars to stop running for 1/2
Skywatcher16
for high offices without getting invovled at lesser levels first. go to town halls for a year. run for city counsel. volunteer on an 2/3
Skywatcher16
existing candidates campaign that you support, SOMETHING to show you know wtf your doing and arent jumping into the shark tank with nothing!
Camelspotting
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/nyregion/cynthia-nixon-christine-quinn-de-blasio.html
Skywatcher16
comforting, but still not quite enough to overcome my trepidation about her on its own. thank you for the link
Heliogabalus227
InvasiveSpecious
It helps if one is a cunning linguist?
Annabatz123
I wanted to upvote this but the count was at 69 and it seemed a shame to change it, but know I would have given u +1
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
That helps almost anyone.
Arcanite
I want to upvote but you are on 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it.
DukeDarkwood
It's 262 now; you and @Annabatz123 are free to like it.
WoeToHice
A master of many tongues? Sure, it helps you ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley.
prepbatman
something something Col. Ingus.
NoSandalsAllowed
One might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debator!
GoodGameYoungLad
zoomer296
Their music's pretty good, but I don't think that qualifies them.
SerenePrincess013
Goddammit.... Take your upvote, you bastard.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you in a court of lesbian law.
SnoBored
For all those wondering about the comment "unqualified lesbian" it actually comes from shit cynthia said about that aide being a lesbian
SnoBored
Back years ago. So the aide decided to bring it back against her
SomeDetroitGuy
She didn't say anything about he aide being a lesbian - just that she supported another candidate in an election over her.
Ididthisforthelol
What does the lesbian part matter?
eagerophiuchus
There are a lot of bigots in this world. Many of them vote every single election.
TheVampireDante
Actually matters? Nope. Drops tons of potential voters from the pool though since there's still a lot of people won't vote for a homosexual.
CitizenDickbag
Not really that big of a factor in the NY Democratic primary I'd say.
Corona688
It matters. Her being a woman at all matters. Democrats have biases too.
710FPS
Who she bumps uglies with is not super relevant, that hurt the opponent(s) to comment on that.
RexFury
Now it seems like it's cool for republicans to be "anti-pc" when they talk. Swear i've been hearing more stuff like this.
PissedMahPants
She is woefully unqualified though. Can we stick with that?
710FPS
If she is, I don't know enough about her since I don't live where she's running.
redmangc
Potentially, mayors and sometimes governors I can see celebrities becoming. lot less pressure and good checks for first political spots
Livingstone98
New York is one of the biggest states in the country and is actually bigger than several European nations. That's a lot of pressure.
PissedMahPants
Mayor of upstate New York town? She’s perfectly qualified. Governor of NY, she’s 20+ years away starting with mayor or city council.
PutThePRNDLinD
Huh...I figured it would be an oral exam...
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UnexpectedThanos
When was the caption added?
notyemarryingkind
ruferto
that's only the first part. the hardest topic is part 7, "running with scissors"
80percentlegs
ForrestGreggJr5
I don’t know this one but the one guy is from the Monkees
BQZip
it's 69 questions
Kregular365
infiniteblaze
Nah, most take it by hand.
bobbob1016
Both. The paperwork difficult, with all the scissors you need to cut things out. Also a lot of envelopes to lick, & stamps to slam. Lesbian.
ThisGuyHere
There's a by hand portion as well.
0ut0fBoundsException
I completely missed that watching the show. Thanks. Amazing what they can slip in there (no sex pun)
ThisGuyHere
I've also seen this one
, but don't remember that from the show. Surely, it's been 'shopped.
yourFriendlyNeighborhoodBushSnake
Hi. I have come from another post to upvote you. Here ya go
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GottaAddCooling
Then afterwards they drink out of furry cups
EventusStultorumMagister
This is gold
DarkWhiteWolf
DocZero
Oh, well done! [golf clap]
enderite
Allanonshea1
You win
toxicchili
Yup, that's it for today, come back tomorrowfor another chance.
ApplesdaKitty
thereeeeee goooooes my heeerooooo! watchem asee goooooooes!
notmyactualusername
FrozenCoast
Better than the gay exam. I hear that one is a real pain in the ass.
BQZip
There's an alternative to that one but it's oral...69 questions...
Demoneli
Depends if you're a top or a bottom.
Numdy1984
Yeah bet it's really anal
weimark
Take tour upvote and get the outta here.
IHaveAMemeForThis
TransGirlsDoItBetter
It used to, but the cost of replacing the carpet after each exam was told much
ThisGuyHere
Gianttesticlemonster
NowImFuckinSerious
Sauce plz?
INeverKnowWhattoPutforThisShit
Mmmm yesss....
myr14d
Dude's an idiot, no one would have batted an eye if he'd just said that she was unqualified.
Redeyedguy4291
It wasn't a dude that made that comment.
myr14d
Everything is dude.
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
(the aide in question was a fellow lesbian and former rival of hers who previously ran against deBlasio, whom Nixon was actively supporting)
SomeDetroitGuy
Exactly - "She's an unqualified celebrity. After the shit show in the White House, do we really need another of those?"
jgomez4125772
I think trump is doing a good job, we need every president to be like him from now on until 3020 ????
Ashpashsmash
n0vaga5
??? Are you living under a rock or do you just not read any news?
LetumComplexo
I’m pretty sure it was sarcastic.
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
That’s quite a dignified answer to such a stupid statement
scottjaeger
agreed. right away I see she's much too classy to be a governor
Strangedays2026
Or even president.
wolfebane42
Dignified AND funny! People keep assuming those are mutually exclusive...
freebodydiagram
I don't know. Shouldn't someone running for office be good at paper work? If she can't become a qualified lesbian, how qualified is 1/2
freebodydiagram
she really got office?
bigdog838
The problem with making such intelligent and dignified answer to such a stupid comment is that the person making the stmt is too stupid ->
wabitgirl
I assure you, this statement is not for the person that called her an unqualified lesboa
bigdog838
to comprehend it fully
SnoBored
Look into it more. Basically cynthia here ripped on the aide who is also a lesbian for her sexuality a number of years back. Thats why the
SnoBored
The aide included it in the statement unqualified lesbian
samsonguy920
It's still a stupid statement.
SomeDetroitGuy
She didn't rip on her sexuality. She simply endorsed a different candidate instead of her in an election.
Ashpashsmash
You are very incorrect. She never ripped on her sexuality. Do research before making incorrect statements.
mirhagk
I think you forgot the /s. It's a pretty childish answer, doing the whole purposefully misunderstanding thing to make the other person 1/
BishlamekGurpgork
I agree with you. Tit-for-tat politics is not dignified. I don't want politicians that sink to the level of their detractors.
mirhagk
Look foolish rather than saying anything positive themselves. Not that it's unjustified and I'm glad she said that, but not dignified
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
BarryBadger
It's joking on the expence of a person that made themselves look foolish by blurting out a stupid, backwards insult.
BishlamekGurpgork
While I agree with you, it doesn't make tit-for-tat politics dignified. She may have 'won' the roast, sure, but with dignity? Ehhhh ...
BarryBadger
You're applying a model for good behaviour without concidering the circumstance. She was insulted and she gave some back using humour.
BishlamekGurpgork
Honestly, I don't think it is. This tit-for-tat poitics is Trumpian. If you can't leave the schoolyard, you shouldn't be in politics.
Davincimode
So your saying all politicians or people running for office are children? Your world sounds scary and cold.
BishlamekGurpgork
That only follows if you assert that all politicians are engaged in tit-for-tat politics. Tit for tat means returning insult for insult.
BishlamekGurpgork
And yes, I do believe that someone who conducts a campaign by returning every insult they receive with another insult would be childish.
Davincimode
Hey guys I caught another one......Trollin' got my chips cashed in. Keep trollin', like the do-dah man
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
Well, yes, but she didn’t “fire back” a la “tit-for-tat”, she simply robbed the words of their offense - IMO
BishlamekGurpgork
She returned an insult with an insult. Not as direct as her detractor's, but it was a directed effort to make her appear foolish. She won't
BishlamekGurpgork
become more mature just because her retaliation doesn't meet the definition of 'insult' and therefore its not technically tit-for-that.
Hardova8
Who is this unqualified lesbian?
QuazMasta
Richard Nixon's daughter
dumbinsults
Cynthia Nixon
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
A guy?
BisexualAtheistMinister
I am also unqualified to be a lesbian
hip2bsquare
User name checks out.
BisexualAtheistMinister
become a triangle and you'll be qualified
areallycreativeusername
She's running for Gov if NY
areallycreativeusername
Of*
Davincimode
awwww, I wanted to denigrate you for your poor spelling. now I can only make snide comments about proofreading. Darn it.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Dude - it's irritating that you aren't consistent with your capitalization. +1
Davincimode
Aw shucks... I know.
eagerophiuchus
She's bisexual. Yes, such people exist.
orp0piru
C. "I am not a cook" Nixon
jaminjimmyjames
No relation
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
1 Samuel 17 17:26 KJV ... who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?
RantMannequin
She spied on Mozart for Salieri
UnexpectedThanos
AtsaMattaForYou
RelativeVelocity
Bitch!
TheDouche
An actress best known for being one of the four main characters in the television show Sex In The City.
nononini
Oh ... that lesbian!
Jacob12jr
Is she related to Richard Nixon? Good ol dick
GoodGameYoungLad
I thought that was Miranda...shes a pretty great actress
HypnoticallyCaucasian
And*
Gamedoc
Who turgled
HypnoticallyCaucasian
:D
jsktrogdor
So... she *is* an unqualified lesbian...
jjm152
Technically yes, but hey, we have an unqualified douche as President and that's working out... oh right. Nevermind.
jsktrogdor
"HURR DURR THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT!1!!"
heynongman4pres
Is she? Is acting her only professional experience?
SoupFace
While I tend to agree, she is VERY politically active. There’s many people currently in office equally or less qualified.
flikrdoodles
Technically the orange man was politically active considering he's ran before. Not the best qualifier.
JumalautaPerkele
As a man I'm woefully unqualified to be a lesbian
AsianOnboard
I beg to differ https://youtu.be/qCTbFN0EsDM
organicpasta
Right? I am terrible at keeping my fingernails trimmed
MultipleMorgasms
I'd disagree. There are only 2 criteria to being a lesbian. Being female and wanting women. You're half way there if you're straight!
CumsInPies
I'm often mistaken for a lesbian, but my interests lie, uh, elsewhere.
hearthstoneaccount3
theres surgery to become a lesbian. just need a pair of scissors...
aleister94
Fear not, I shall teach you the lesbian ways
JumalautaPerkele
scottjaeger
really? I often feel like a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
DickMercenary
Eddie Izzard is that you?
Throrf
All hail Steven. King of the lesbians.
Bibulus
All hail Stephen King! Of the Lesbians!
QueenAmy
I do believe she is both unqualified and an actual lesbian so, if there's nothing wrong with being gay, was it actually an insult?
eagerophiuchus
not lesbian, not gay
DukeDarkwood
Why didn't the other person just say she was unqualified, then?
Livingstone98
I thought she was bisexual?
happycanadiancamper
She wasn’t always a lesbian, and her wife is a fucking badass! Check them out, they do a lot of cool shit for humanity!
QueenAmy
I know exactly who she is :)
jaminjimmyjames
The nomenclature was intended as a slight.
QueenAmy
Oh fuck yeah. But we can choose to be offended. No one can make you feel bad without your consent
jaminjimmyjames
This isn't an intent v impact debate.
QueenAmy
She has clearly chosen to be empowered by her title of "lesbian", turning it into a joke. It takes the power out of his insult.