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SirDalud
You suck as an teacher
cgt9803
If you didn't wait to confiscate until the number was inputted, you're an asshole.
PlaceHolderTitle
Iaimtomisbehave
FlintNorth44
ourari
He actually did them a favor. He gave them the chance to quickly bond against their new nemesis, Prof CB.
c0dengo
Yeah, I have to think the teacher knew it was a favor and was playing along with them. It adds a level of Drama to the event the kids will appreciate and makes a better story for later too
taez555
historycat
The boy:
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
When we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who
Would hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness however carefully hidden by the kid
But in, but in the town, it was well known, when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives
deadweights
IDNMAN21
Diabolical
2ti6x
AFTER he saved the number, right?
vandan117
AnonsAndMinions
Wow what a sack of power tripping shit. Wonderful.
Frelance
HAH! gittem!
ApparentlyAllTheGoodOnesWereTaken
Did they both get detention?
oldguyexlurker
Teacher way ahead of the game. He 'blocked' him for her.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
PoliticalWanderer
JoeT85
Marijuana is not an addiction....
DazzlingCockroach
ACAB includes teachers who hate children
GraapeApe
I once wrote my number in the dust of a girls back window of her car she called and we dated for a couple of years.
MylundTheMad
andy1max
You're a ducking killjoy.
Noctourn
I did this once because her best friend looked horrified. She wasn't out yet. She needed a chance
cptsilver
au contraire, he became the commun ennemi, the story of their beginning
PineappleLoopsBroether
A common anemone?
darthinebriated
Common Ennui
justfillingthespace
Clownfish. Goofy little bois
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
I remember I didn't have a pen to write a girls phone number down with, so the entire walk home, I just kept repeating the number over and over because I was afraid if I stopped then I would forget it. We then went on to date each other for a couple of years.
Kaze54
Hey, I did the same thing once. I was too afraid to call her, though.
apathyboy
Every so often while I'm trying to remember a part number or a phone number between desks my brain will start playing that song that goes "8675309". Just as a fuck you I guess.
ThatQuietlySmirking
Do you still remember the number?
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Lol, I do, actually. Although she has long since moved.
Gnashes
If it's any consolation, my first relationship was a long-distance. Lasted 4 years, ended 14 years ago, and I can still rattle off her entire number, area code included.
SkamanSam
I did that in 3rd grade. When I called the number, it was my 2nd grade teacher's house. I think i got some of the numbers mixed up.
cuddleskunk
I did the same thing...but I created a song out of it. And no...it wasn't even in the same key as Jenny...
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
I can remember my locker combination from 7th grade. That was 1990.
Mxlespxles
testzero
Then your friend comes running up like "dude, did you see 24 last night? There was like 7 or 8 guys on the roof of 417 west 83rd street, and then then the terrorist is like '6 of these people are hostages. you must take your answer to the payphone on 53rd street in the next 18 minutes and call the number 555-7442...'
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Fortunately, this was before 24. However, the same ass whoopin would still apply to any similar situation had it happened.
MrNardtastic
As i was traveling to st ives i met a man with 7 wives.....
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Exactly where my brain went lmao
testzero
the answer is 1