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Billionsandbillionsofregularhumans
This all sounds like "things we think millenials say."
Urgalicity
These are gold
Evanrudeplz
The 'Overheard At' pages make me think of a couple ppl sitting in a room asking each other "hey does this sound like something they'd say?"
Wanderingmaniac
I ahead already upvoted u midway through the pics. But I involuntarily upvoted again when I reached the cat tax.
CISMaleScumLord
If you're the only one who turns up to an orgy, it's an awww gee!
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Why do I keep seeing this cat tax?
babaaaaaab
The profs hate life more than the students
fencer1964
So glad I didn’t get tenure. The Academe is a soulless, blank place. Makes Mos Eisley look like Disneyland.
MikeReese9
#5; This is the answer to another Imgur poster who wondered why no one she meets on dating apps wants to be in relationships..
fartharder
SluppyB
Such beautiful cat tax!
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
That is one grand cat. Upvote mostly for that last photo. But also this. This is solid advice.
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Isn't this just YikYak?
DylanIsBored
Yikyak is a shell of its former self
IAmSmartOnOccasion
YikYak was vanquished due to it's charges of harassment. It no longer exists.
theredpanda09
JasonForge
I overheard "All I've learned is never use the microwave after Dave uses it for popcorn."
wylgrim
I swear to god I didn't know what it was and had assumed lululemon was a digimon
shinoka
"Lululemon", what digimon is that?
mikeatike
I wonder if an anthropologist ever showed up at anthrocon and was like "what the fuck is going on here?"
UltramaticOrange
"Vinaigrette filter" .... I guess it's specifically for salads.
Begotten
A Democrat in a Republican's body
BoozeHound001
She likes that older male dad bod?
aftu
Is that a reaction or an example?
Begotten
That's my face trying to figure out what that could possibly mean
Ssssssssssss
No joke, Home Depot has far more advancement opportunities than a coffee shop
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Overheard at uni: (...) nothing, because I didn't go. LOL.
BoozeHound001
*Asks simple question*
pigeonkitty
Asked professor if he would root for Duke or UNC in the bracket. “If ISIS had a basketball team I would root for them over UNC”
ItsDownVoteMan
I graduated from Baylor. Majoring in Art History IS the trust fund baby stereotype.
DogNostrilSpecialist
I figured that is the joke
wandergeist
kakapotis8
I once overheated 'A:'did they catch the people who did 9/11'. B:'who, Bush?, No"
AshyBoneVR4
I would have walked over to that person and gave him a hi5 LOL.
Lulumegan
My fave was from two frat boys. "Bro. It's mating season, you know." I expected some girl in short shorts ...they were talking about a duck.
MakeItBackAlright
I personally only accept blowjobs in TJ Maxx parking lots, you get more for less (this comment brought to you by TJ Maxx, be a Maxonista!)
WhoEvenNeedsAUsername
I found a used condom in a Hobby Lobby parking lot once..
OnSecondThoughtNo
are they usually called TJ? pretty sure the ones in Germany are called TK Maxx
KokoMotion
TJ Maxx changed the name to TK Maxx in Europe to avoid confusion with the British store T. J. Hughes.
OnSecondThoughtNo
whomstve the fuck is tj Hughes never heard of that they didn't have to change it. or better yet they didn't even have to come here
neutronfish
maximuminnovationstevejobs
I'm not into retail, I'm a fan of Buffalo Wild Wings
MakeItBackAlright
I've had bad experiences on Wing Night
RadNomad
One time I got top in the parking lot of a Del Taco :/
V1adimirPutin
Ross' for me
L4dead2
That or Marshall's
mthornton91
I’m more of an Amazon guy where they come to my house.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Not gonna lie. I stared at that cat pic longer than it took to read the post. +1
Lucidalabbra
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s from an Instagram feed from Russia I used to follow. Her cat is insanely photogenic!
RealScienceMan
It is a majestic looking cat.
TheReferenceGoddess
That “FaceTime the professor” thing... I just went to a presentation where a librarian was using FaceTime to help distance learning students
dinobots56
I used to rent from one of mine lol. Just had to walk downstairs and knock.
TheReferenceGoddess
It was pretty legit; she had an iPad from the uni so no one had to know her personal info & all the students in her program had one too.
RamsesMCMXCI
That's pretty cool
Hemispheres
I am a Librarian at a US college. I do screen share and then record the session for students so they remember how to do the searches later.
TheReferenceGoddess
The presenter was talking abt not being able to schedule meetings w/ students easily. she had all kinds of ideas including personalized vids
Hemispheres
Getting fully online students equitable library instruction is a challenge.
TheReferenceGoddess
Truth. At my uni it’s up to professors bc they’re (usually) the only point of contact, but my friend elsewhere has admin access to the LMS!
TheReferenceGoddess
We do the usual emails & such to contact students direct, but unless an influencer (like the prof) says smthng, it’s usually not noticed.
warrins
Just broke up with my boyfriend, I needed this hilarity so thank you op
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javer80
I'm sorry, friend. Take care of yourself.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
SluppyB
Breakups are the worst. Hugs to you. Look after yourself.
canadiancruelty
joethebro
Kelly??
dystopunk
So...you single right?
galapas
LOL soz...
MathIsForTheUnweak
Sick reference bro!
beybebelle
My boyfriend is probably going to break up with me tonight. Let me know if you wanna talk and vent and cry. I’m here for you <3
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
beybebelle
Hello!
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
How'd it go?
distances
How do you know beforehand? I guess he didn't tell you he's going to? Hold tight there anyway!
beybebelle
It’s something he’s kind of been talking about. Our relationship is under a lot of strain atm and he’s not feeling too good about us.
distances
I hope you're fine, whichever way it went
beybebelle
Thank you for your lovely words :)
ILikeSpuds
Overheard whilst at uni: I’m guaranteed a job in my field when I finish my degree.
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goodyoda13
My major (mining engineering) had a 100% job placement. Even the dumbasses seemed to find decent jobs.
Crimpwithyourthumb
Nursing. They always need nurses
TheDouche
Ok. That’s totally feasible depending on the individual’s circumstances.
Node1112
I am. At least for now. For the past four years my school has consistently had a 100% job output for pharmacists. Don’t see that changing
FlaccidTrannyDick
Congratulations on your new position at CVS!!
fetyetbet
The world needs more drug dealers
OliverClothesoff70
Becoming a Pharmacist is tough, but very few other fields put you at a six-figure salary right out of school.
Node1112
Unless i choose to go into hospital setting :( then it’s way less money than community
RelativeVelocity
Yeah, but retail pharmacy will take your soul. I had to leave. Hospital RX pays less but will keep your sanity
Node1112
I’m gonna try it for a while. I want to at least get rid of my debt before I change to hospital RX. How long have you been a pharmacist?
TwerkingLurker
I actually accepted a career two terms before graduating. August is my grad date
nickydlax
I am. I had so many offers come to me while I was still half a year away from graduating
Bellamortis
Thanks for rubbing it in.
VirginSurgeon
Same. I got hired before the actual graduation ceremony
whiskyinajar
I actually got hired a few months before graduating
nickydlax
in my major, without exaggerating, there's not a single person who DIDNT have multiple offers a semester before graduating
Node1112
Same here. Pharmacist
CraftedLine
Wtf do you do?
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
Physician.
gaybro
Mechanical Engineering, but I was hired in Construction for my management and organizational skills.
imnotthatblonde
Similar situation, masters in engineering (mech with some elec) had 4 companies in a bidding war months before grad /2
imnotthatblonde
sister is a dr, specializing in emergency med so pick a hospital almost anywhere and she has a job
ImNotRacistBut
Do you know anyone in chemical engineering?
mikeatike
Being a software engineer graduatig in the 90s was great. Companies would throw money at everyone.
CraftedLine
BSCS (Computer Science) in early 2000s, it was the Wild West! Never really used any degree in a professional sense. Health care 20yrs.
JapAnus
Now it's an over saturated field.
mikeatike
The .net crash booted a lot of the useless people out of the market. But I would say, only do programming if you want to, not for the money.
distances
All but. Still super hard to find people who know their shit
DogNostrilSpecialist
Software developer, trust me it's not.
nickydlax
not underwater basket weaving, or literature, history, or art. not knocking those, they just dont pull in jobs
VirginSurgeon
Hey! Underwater basket weaving is a perfectly legitimate degree! Just not an employable one.
RealScienceMan
Hey now, you expect people to hire above water basket weavers? What is this? The dark ages?
nickydlax
You're right, real science man. Sorry i ever doubted you
nickydlax
Construction management. I'm 24 and currently managing half a $76m water treatment plant renovation. Companies BEGGED for ppl in my major
nickydlax
The weird thing is, just in the past few years has anything in construction even required a degree. now, my starting salary is 61k.
JapAnus
Good for you man. Glad you made it out.