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redtruck
He's Trump's bookie.
RigidGristle
Defcon2
We knew the outcome so, no headlines or surprise
Bludabeagle
rubio; "I just Swam from over that island.... (hiccup) Over There..."
walnutbreath
We've averaged at least one scandal a week that would have been catastrophic for any other administration.
KatInTheCorner
Y'all, they are managing a late-stage dementia patient on a national stage. This is a Make A Wish moment. Trump doesn't even know what's going on. There are currently big newly installed signs in the White House labeling which Wing is which because the man doesn't even know where he is in a place he has lived before.
akafluffy
He never lived there, he stole state secrets from there and flew straight back to golf at moron lardo and keep the stolen secrets in the guest shitter next to the photocopier.
KatInTheCorner
Of that I have no doubt.
WelcometoDillDell
To be fair, the farther Rubio is from his duties, the less damage he's capable of doing.
Sonicschilidogs
Rubio is like ... The solely qualified person in his cabinet. I hate the guys political views, even before tying himself to this ship, but he at least has experience.
WelcometoDillDell
His motivations and decisions are what make him do damage, not his competence or lack thereof.
tentacularfleshscape
He's probably the least unserious person in the cabinet, unfortunately
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
This is what happens when you let a CEO business owner run the country instead of folks that spent their lives working in government and law and aspiring civic duty.
The CEO cares about his own profit even if his workers starve. While you’re on the factory line working overtime he’s partying in Vegas and griping over the stress of running a business.
Then he’ll gut everything so he can flip and sell the company.
Trumpers bragged that he’d run the country like a business. Well this is it.
huey9k
I'm not calling them MAGA anymore. They are now "MAGGERS", and it's EXACTLY as disrespectful as you think it is.
worldrecordstudios
Like the last republican George w. Vote for a fake "Washington outsider" with a bad history with failed businesses, and let the start wars, crash the economy, kill Americans, then blame democrats for not fixing the mess fast enough
Joad111
Rubio is wasted.
509tigerfish
imyourrealdad
The Ultimate fucking Cunts and Trump are a perfect partnership.
Polymathena
Nero...something something...burning...etc...
barbarian818
Proof that "flood the zone" is an extremely viable political tactic. Unethical as hell of course. But it does work.
SixSixxtySix
Munchman347
Notice how the fat pedo is accompanied by his bulky 'handler' everywhere now. The guy's a human 'mobility aid' that is there to grab tubby when he starts tipping over or can't climb a flight of stairs...
eyespy95523
lil'marco is losing it to drugs. o d's by the fifth of July
STONES1975
only the best people
PuppyBella
Oh Look! Something shiny! That's all it takes to derail our current Executive branch.
Poppypoppoppop
They roasted Obama for wearing a tan suit, and Biden for attending church on a Sunday. But MAGA? "Trump is our lord and savior"
eastend666
Hey, they work hard and they play hard, right? /s
akafluffy
if that man played as hard as he worked, he would never drink anything stronger than lukewarm chamomile, and he'd have to shut down multiple golf courses.
EroticZombiePants
I'm pretty sure Pakistan has been doing all of the negotiations over the past month or so.
akafluffy
they're doing the mediating, because Israel is too keen on murdering negotiators, and the regime in the US only negotiates through twitter.
bobgunrunnersmith
Let's go someplace where you can hear lots of cheering! It won't be for you, but you can imagine it is!
RedWingedBlackbirds
A fight in 'the yard'
thinkybrainpains
Rubio is the pedophile’s current favorite pet.
scottgarland12
Rubio has zero self respect
KyleZombie
That crowd of chuds is definitely cheering for their pedophile cult daddy.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
... they love trump. Every UFC event he attends, the crowds and the fighters all fawn over him. It's disgusting.
Fuck the UFC.
ActionJohnnie
Head injuries. Lots of head injuries.
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
His overall intelligence aside, I really haven’t been able to understand the fascination with Trump amongst jock/bro types. The guy is thin skinned. By his own admission, he doesn’t exercise or work out because it will “deplete his body battery” or whatever. He’s lazy, eats like shit, and is senile. I really need someone to help me understand why these types of people have chosen this guy to be their alpha male champion.
akafluffy
Ok, it's shockingly easy: "Alpha Male" isn't a thing, it was wolves being abused to become a perfect totem animal for nazi Germany between 1939-47. Since it finished after 45 people forgot that it was originally literal nazi propaganda, and it got accidentally published by an American, who spent the rest of his career debunking it. They decided he's their guy because their life is based on nazi propaganda, and he's a nazi leader. Nothing to do with him being manly or tough, just nazis gonna nazi
EroticZombiePants
They love that he's gotten away with raping countless women and children all of his life because are far as they are concerned, that's the only reason women and children exist.
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Well...it is basically the concentrated distillation of toxic masculinity. I like watching boxing, but fuck the UFC indeed. Poor mans gladitorial games.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
I am a former combat sport participant. MMA ia the pinnacle of hand to hand combat.
I'll pirate every UFC event just to piss off White 😁
SimianSeminar
Boxing - when not compromised by adminstrators or organized crime - can be some of the most spectacular and awe inspiring sport in all of human history. UFC is fucking trash top to bottom.