What kind of bees.... make milk?

May 5, 2026 2:00 PM

The ghost bee

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I rolled my eyes right as I saw the title even before opening the post. 🙄🤦⬆️

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I can admit it, I have a crush on both Alan and Sandy.

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QI's success is a marvel, like a math problem solved by a team of eccentric geniuses who finally cracked the code for making Alan Davies look coherent.

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Boobees always rise above style/tone/level.

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BLUE WHALES 🐋

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Ok. In theory, how fast can this boat sail?
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IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH WIND!

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Had that joked stored away for such an occasion as this. Look at that smug look on his face after telling such an amazing joke, how proud he is of himself 😂

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Alan Davies has said some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. So many good QI moments and then he did Taskmaster. I rewatch that every few months 🤣

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Maybe he did, but he is also extremely quick. Maybe he has a joke for every occasion. I read he does not preparations for this show which is pretty impressive.

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Classic Alan

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Top Level Dad joke, Respect!

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I made the mistake of telling my boss the truth once. They asked how I was doing. Shitty. ...What? Yeah it's a nice day out and frankly I just don't want to be here.

Oh he got a tad bit angry about that.

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"You're either a liar or a moron" I can assure you it's the former, now what dressing do you want with the salad

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Where’d you get this video of me from?!?!

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The secret Memevault.

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I'm a team player and still do this. I just bitch about everyone else but my team. I just bitch to my team "Can you believe these idiots?"

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And hence a reaction gif was born.

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Always the correct answer

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Potentially hot take: I absolutely love Stephen Fry, but I honestly prefer Sandi Toksvig as the host of QI. I don't quite know, but I feel like she has a friendlier banter with the guests, especially Alan. That said, Stephen was excellent as host, as well.

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She just seems more well read and i think that separates her from Stephen, not that he isn't well read but she protrudes it somehow in her mannerisms

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She is also not JK Rowling's bitch like Fry is.

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Agree. I love Fry, and he’s a delight in so many things. But Sandi is more engaging as a host for this type of show; Fry can come off as a bit smug (which he often uses to comedic effect), and I just don’t think it serves the format as well.

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Stephen was always so damn mean to Alan. Sandi seems to enjoy everyone's company a lot more.

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To be fair he was suicidally depressed for most of his tenure.

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Old joke, but impeccable timing and delivery

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In 2012 Alan Davies tried to bite off a homeless mans ear during an argument.

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How drunk was he

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A friend had just passed away and he was not sober. Put the two together = not making good decisions.

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Damn. Looked it up and sure enough. That's crazy.

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Oh… I was waiting for the punchline.

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I’m too lazy. Can someone else make a gif of just the boobies part?

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MP4 version (because GIF needs to die)

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I guess I should subscribe to the newsletter. Nobody told me.

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GIF is a horrible format that doesn't have sound and only (by default without strong workarounds) support 256 colors.

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Not sure why you want it in horrible outdated GIF format, but here you go.

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Fun fact, that's an MP4 too. Imgur did a thing.

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Wrong (partly) You can load the GIF directly when uploading GIFs. While Imgur DEFAULTS it to converted MP4 to save bandwidth, the original i still there. Change the URL to .gif, and you get the original huge GIF instead.

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Well, sort of. If I write the file URL I just get redirected to an Imgur page playing the file; I still need to download the file manually using wget or a similar command line application (and tricking Imgur to let me do so). In any case, that comment totally rendered it as an mp4.

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You absolute dildo. And as I said, it DEFAULTS to a compressed MP4 because bandwidth, but the originally, AS YOU SEE CLEARLY, is still there if YOU JUST CHANGE THE URL. What the hell you did, I do not know, but you don't need to do any fucking CLI to get it, you braindead toddler.

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The thing I love about this show is that it exists. Someone approached the BBC and pitched a panel show to them. The BBC probably said, okay, we’ll give you 10 episodes to see how it goes. And the person then explained, that every season is a new letter, so all they need is for the BBC to commit to 26 years. And they are pretty close to end of that run now.

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I think they just finished the W, lets hope they just start at A again.

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That someone was John Lloyd. A brilliant presenter. He actually envisioned far more than just a show. He wanted to build a massive multi-media edutainment powerhouse. QI was to be the cornerstone, but he couldn't secure the funding he needed for more.

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Well, they now have: QI, no such thing as a fish and little fish. So the empire is expanding.

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It is. Very slowly. I believe that The Museum of Curiosity radio show is also part of it.

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Best part of it is that a shit tonne of the quite interesting facts have either been disproven or changed since the series began.

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What's the current count for the number of Earth's moons?

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A blue whale

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Depends if I'm pulling down my underpants or not...

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The only correct answer

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And they address it and correct where necessary. You can’t always be perfect, but at least if you admit your mistakes and learn from them, that is all that can be asked.
Except for the number of moons, that just got silly. They have hypothesized everything from zero to thousands, depending on the definition of a moon.

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I believe that there's 4 correct answers to the question "how many moons?" depending on your definition of moon. I'm a big fan of 0 moons myself

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So, that would make the moon a dwarf planet working with earth as a dual planet system. That would mean that Neil Armstrong is the first person to walk on another planet. I’m sure that would have made him happy.

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