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The dogs were going crazy at the living room window. I looked out and saw Yogi.
Big guy
May 5, 2023 11:19 AM
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The dogs were going crazy at the living room window. I looked out and saw Yogi.
Big guy
DeadWhiteMale
Bears are on the increase in New England.
JugsMugsLadybugs
If not friend, then why friend shape?
lleuth63
.... Danger puppy ...
TheCHIinChicago
Having a home in northern NJ, black bears in our yard are a regular occurrence and a welcome sight...though not for the cast-iron bird feeding post.
YogiBearX51
BlazinPhoenix77
Might wanna put the run to it before it gets too comfortable & becomes a danger to you & your family.
kayaker01
The state (Pennsylvania) is very good about trapping and relocating problem bears. If you bring in your bird feeders and wait a few weeks, they generally move on to more open areas. They’re just passing through.
sadurdaynight
you need to change the recipe of your milkshake if it's bringin all those boys to your yard
eXoRainbow
LadyNetrex
I hear they like pears, and you get to pet them if you share
rvisual01
*slowly pulls out hunting rifle* "Kids, remember, it was comin' right for us."
YogiBearX51
Keep moving, routine inspection…where is your picnic basket ?
jeffbInternetBeast
Thick
kayaker01
Yes! Unusual in the spring?
Damicske
It's coming for your pickenick basket
MarkyMousey
Better hide yo cocaine!
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Yogi is a brown bear. And he wears a hat and tie.
FredFruitbat
Bears are beautiful
Broonstar
you don't want bears, don't spill cocaine all over the yard!
kayaker01
I’m always careful not to.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Why the fuck are they so fluffy and round like they want to be pet, but would maul my face off and kick it around like a soccer ball?
huey9k
They're pissed because they used to be the dominant lifeform on Earth, then some punk-ass monkeys came along and started evolving and inventing.
ZCadavericci
As long as it didn’t get to the cocaine, you’ll be fine.
GoatRodeo
Friend shaped
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
And here I am, with a friend-shaped hole in my heart.
Bilhan
circlebreaker
"How do they close up their caves like that? It probably keeps out the wind and squirrels and stuff too..." -bear probably
eXoRainbow
westPAguy
That's quite the sight to bear witness to.
Nututleptek
I can't believe I'm not allowed to pet an animal with ears like that
kayaker01
They are cute!
Feralkyn
You ARE allowed! Once!
Axiomatic13
@OP Whats in the square dirt hole OP? Hmmmm? What's hidden in there?!?! (giggle)
kayaker01
Actually it’s where we place 3 pounds of shelled corn peach morning for the deer, turkey, crows, and rarely bears!!!
kayaker01
Heh, it’s where we dump shelled corn for the deer, turkeys, crows.
Axiomatic13
Ahhh, I see. The "body" of the materials is "dead" corn. (evil giggle)
HarryBeauner
I was expecting it to shit. Guess we'll still never know.
Broonstar
we're not out of the woods yet!
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Still technically in the yard
HarryBeauner
The answer would be no then right?
theyallwenttoMexico
Actually, you're in his yard.
Gray808
His name aint on the deed.
kayaker01
Actually it’s not. Lived with my gf for 20 years now. Her house, though I put a new roof on and added a porch and deck. We are old now so it’s no big thing.
Poopette
He meant the bear I think... Unless I just got wooshed
Strategicgnomer
Depends how big the dogs are.
kayaker01
Yep, we share this land with bears, deer, turkeys, fox, etc.
MrStickyCheeks
Did you offer a picanic basket?
Bridgiebird
DarkHollowDulcimers
You know, once you get the bridle and saddle on it, riding a bear probably isn't all that difficult.
wadenelson1
Paul "Bear" Bryant. Roll Tide!
spidermenz
probably
2fligh2high
hesbeginningtobelieve
This sounds like one of those “deep thoughts by jack handey” lines from the early days of the internet.
lp12345
He’s still around! https://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com
HeHeHebieJeebies
The majority of black bear encounters end peacefully, the minority end with a well fed bear.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
There's only an average of one fatal black bear attack in the entire US per year.
charliechaplinslookalike
Ban black bears!
Feralkyn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America Some years are worse than others...
badairdayyay
That one bear needs to be stopped immediately!!
kayaker01
Saw one years ago eating blackberries in my yard. I tried getting a picture with my flip phone but it was too far away. In my slippers, I walked closer and closer. About 15 yards away I realized I was an idiot and walked backwards quickly.
DerpMeister
You realized that you were an idiot and stopped what you were doing. I'm sorry, but that's a total disqualification for the Darwin Award. ;)
kayaker01
Cheers!
westPAguy
If it's brown lie down, If it's black fight back, if it's white goodnight.
BryanLaserEpee
If it's panda learn karate
westPAguy
*Kung-fu
MeowWoof
Nah, you ain't never gonna be good enough at kung fu to take a Panda. You gotta choose a fighting style they're not as familiar with.