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Aug 11, 2019 3:35 PM
Lanhdanan
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PenguinSTD
Too bad the blue ring killed him before he got answers
handyforearm
Lol console plebs. F
theWholeTiddy
CJ47
F
Vbfa
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
@tinyoctopus strikes again!
saganworshipper
Where has he been? Tiny!
saganworshipper
Tinaaay!
Dassenator
MyOtherCatIsAPokemon
The way the guy moves his head at the end reminds me of that spectacles testicles wallet and watch body cross thingy
DustinDustyDust
Hey, what game is that?
mikeytv
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
CorsaC20XE
If it has a ring - stay away from it - works both for octopuses and married women. Or women in general. Trust me, I am married.
MisterSmithster
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Surprised there is a single Octopussy reference down here.
CatTranslator
Gehennan
One of those has enough venom to kill 26 adults. There is no known antivenom. Holding one is a poor choice.
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
You shouldnt pick up everything you See.
ColmCorbec
Him ded
Porkchop4u
Looks like an Australian fella
eyesoftheearth
Never never never pick stuff up in the ocean. Unless it’s plastic of course.
TheLoyal
'The blue-ringed octopus carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless'
babayaga942
Dude has terminal cancer and doesnt really care about anything anymore, wish i was joking
DannyDoggo
They say that if you stick out your tongue, tenticles will latch on, stick, and secrete a bluish black ink. It will give an incredible high.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Ya took him outa the water, so he
veritasgear
I dont think you understood the context here. That's a blue ringed octopus. EXTREMELY toxic.
nigglemaster
I seem to remember that this dude was terminally ill and picked it up because he just didn't care.
Lanhdanan
https://old.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/662z61/the_blueringed_octopus_lives_in_tide_pools_and/dgfg346/
SethBalmore
He can't scuba
BusinessEndOfASkunkOnAHotSummerDay
...Father?
thesavagery
He is a standard Australian Pepsi?
mswoohoo
:' D >_< ,, X_X ,, x __ x,, x_x >__< quick GET A PEPSI out of cooler and dump it in. WHEW ALL SET ! that was a close one.
oddoregano
The person that took him out the water is dead
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
Not necessarily, they have been known to sneak into fishing boats to steal the catch. Think they can manage about 90 minutes out of the sea
bonly89
Yes, but they aren't talking about the sea creature...
alpaccagawd6666
Thats avtually kind of impressive
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
It's mad. Killer Whales have been known to steal fishing catches as well, even against counter measures. They don't get into the boat though
alpaccagawd6666
Actually**
ThatFridayFeeling
MarkOfTheCovenant
I wonder how they survived. Cuz that's wild.
Slydevil13
wikipedia says if you do cpr until help arrives with breathing masks, they can survive. you die from paralysis that stops the lungs
StarvedDemon
IIRC it was a pet that had been handled before & fed recently. Guy holding it also had terminal illness so he wasn't overly concerned.
MarkOfTheCovenant
"I'm utterly invincible!" "no Mr. Burns, a single gust of wind could kill you" "..utterly invincible!"
szai
Don't they have to bite you to envenomate you?
mentallypsycho
envenomate
slayniac
envenom, mate.
haco1234
So does anyone know what happens to the person actually holding it?
Csel
probably dead. its an old post. he had terminal liver cancer, and it was a captive octopus and unlikely to bite.
iTotallyDidntFckTheChickenBreast
Curious, is this photoshopped or real?
Csel
real
Tourangeau1
If your gonna pick that thing up. You might has well just eat it.
dreamweaver61
Another bites the dust!
MahMayn
It's an Aussie! https://youtu.be/wy_TB6onHVE
hezroncarverofgravenimages
But look at the cute blue ring pattern.
LUKEBECOOL
Yeah blue rings of death
wheresmybanana
Super cute
zoeelane201
Oh that's so cute!
hezroncarverofgravenimages
To die for!
Goliath2180
Mega cute
Battlesoldier8618
Megadeth?
Shadowborne
I shall name him Lee, full name 'A Cute Lee Venomous'.
nighttimesleepaids
You, dear commenter, are my favorite person for the evening. I will give you +10 for your punny yet accurate name.
silrath
Lee, short for Leevemthefuckalone.
masstrip
RIP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
How long does it take to kill him though? Possible it didn't bite them, considering they went home and posted this.
learntotakejoke
Damn never knew this, shits cray
GandalfTheGhey
"enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing ..."
GandalfTheGhey
"they have been [bitten] until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in. As of 2019 no [...] antivenom is available." yikes.
junior406
thank you for the link. i was about to ask and run the risk of looking like an idiot. never heard of this before. i learned something today.
healover
"The mother will even inject the neurotoxin into her eggs to make them generate their own poison" =-O
Deadpangod3
What the actual fuck
printerinkistoomuch
Has enough venom to kill 26 adult humans... Jesus
LordOfNapTime
That’s like 52 kids! And like 104 toddlers!
Let that sink in.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
The younger ones don't know how to limit their volume in a single strike. You can be killed deader
HowDidIEndUpHereAgain
No antivenom either
FirstThingThatCameToMind
dang, what kinda predators that 'pus dealing with that it needs that much firepower.
slightlybored
Venomous things in the sea are often waaay more deadly because they need to kill things fast, because it's easier to lose the prey.
smashpro1
Australian.