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Don't mess with the Japanese mafia
Jun 13, 2016 12:44 PM
ColdSnap56
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reese5alive
reposty
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
This is Korea dumbass
Prettysweet
As a half Korean, we're not Japanese :/
Beepis
http://imgur.com/bpvoC9A
Papakeecha
Don't you see the wording on the banner??? Korean helloooo
mavik
(-.(-.(-.-).-).-)
Rainman1344
Japan = almost mandarin but less lines Korea = circles
Insomnia297
Whaaaaaat, mandarin totally has less lines. Maybe.
Rainman1344
Nah look at it.
shrekimgur
You dun goofed so hard with title
ThatOldJanxSpirit
I bet their chicken teriyaki to go is even better
gummybeardragon
https://media.giphy.com/media/cAyCdHQ7rxh60/giphy.gif
417ugk
Umm I've actually seen a member of a certain organization stab someone while sitting in their car. Mofos are mean as shit.
SleepingrabbitX3
+1 for funny but -1 for not have the correct country
LetumComplexo
Erm, you do know that the Yakuza exist outside of Japan right?
ChristopherFowers
Another post that only made it this far because of comments.
KaoriSugita
Signboard is Korean . It is not in Japan!＜｀Д´＞
cousteau
>asian >messed up >98% chances of being Japan
tuttocorsivo
TIL Asians hate the fuck outta each other but never stop doing weird shit
taliesan
Korean text on that shop sign and on the posters :P nice try
DootBoop
HEY GUYS ITS IN KOREA DID YOU KNOW ITS IN KOREA AND NOT JAPAN GUYS? GUYS, KOREA, NOT JAPAN. THIS TOOK PLACE IN KOREA NOT JAPAN OKAY?
VulcanSithLord
ashleyrhoda
At least they have their four ways on..
Insomnia297
Their fucking what nows?
MidlandRedux
It isn't foreign clothing. The car has its four--way emergency blinkers on.
makamaka1
What's with dumbasses on imgur assuming anyone Asian is Japanese?
Irreal
Are they doing strange shit: Japanese, Are they starving: North Korean, Do they passout playing MMOs: South Korean, Rest: Chinese
The1stBellicose
Or Chinese.
popejubal
Everyone Asian is Japanese and every dasham video is from Russia. Source: Laws of the Internet
Insomnia297
Great. This gif just got even more confusing.
Dengaar
If they have lots of circles in the letters than you know it's Korea
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Plus, you know, driving on the right, not the left.
samsonguy920
Koreans have real curves.
keppay
Thanks to our advanced plastic surgery
zigzagler
A Korean classmate ask me how I could tell the difference (because I guess few do). I told her that. She seemed disappointed with my answer.
halfasianhalfawesome
Fun fact: the circles make an "ng" sound like "song"
trickatrev
Da fuq?
repostforupvotes
Was expecting a joke, got upset because it wasn't a joke, repleased it was a joke
fireor12
IT'S THE CIRRRRCCCCLLLLEEEE OF LIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEE
Deadbau5andy
Guy with the cabbage should have been holding a cake instead to give to the traumatized
samsonguy920
I'd settle for raw cabbage. Only cooked cabbage I like comes in egg rolls.
Janedoe783
If you can't tell apart Korean from Japanese people, could you please just say Asian people?
OneHandedClapper
Don't mess with the asian mafia
FormalShorts
Yeah guys, let's not be offensive to anyone.
cousteau
It's Asian and it's "weird shit going on"; assuming this was Japan was an understandable mistake.
LetumComplexo
The Yakuza do have a presence in Korea, you know.
celedream
Yeah but judging from the cabbage guy with big sense of humor, you gotta know they're Korean.
LetumComplexo
So?
badassbubbaj
https://youtu.be/uy9Z-Tg6ufU
pronoun
Why do Asians get so mad about being mixed up? People think I'm some kind of European all the time and it doesn't bother me.
Janedoe783
I'm not Asian but if you don't know, just ask. I'm a French person and people always ask me where I am from, they don't assume anything :/
skylin05
Japanese, Chinese, and Korean people all have some sort of beef with each other.
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Thousand year old beef, at that, and the older generations still very much hate each other. Seems to be getting better with time.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
I'd like to know how to tell the difference between the two, and Chinese too please
FailFish
^
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
To elaborate on nichotal: simple-ish, neat circles and squares? 아침글 korean. Intensely complex, few to no circles? 国官话 chinese. (1/2)
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Same as chinese, but with some simpler, curvy characters in between? 竜が我が敵を喰らう japanese. (2/2)
Muuli
Not even here can you escape from casual Hanzo ults. What has the world become.
cousteau
cousteau
Circles and lines making faces = Korean; squiggly happy lines = Japanese; big angry letters = Chinese; Zalgo = Vietnamese
Somethingrelatedtomyname
Thank you all for the writing differences. Anybody know about facially?
secretbuddha
this is very generalized but here: http://jpninfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Japanese-from-Korean-and-Chinese-4.jpg
JeffJuice
Its difficult, more of a cultural thing, like Ive grown up with enough asian people to automatically spot the difference with fair certainty
JeffJuice
so it would be more difficult for people who haven't grown up learning that over x amount of yrs. I don't think its as simple
JeffJuice
saying a specific facial feature [eg eyes] more like an algorithm of all features combined. sorry I didn't have an answer just an
repealthethirteenth
This is Korea dude
BenSnow97
Which one?
Cheesybeast
OP "Close Enough"
bardock
hi korea dude, this is bardock
nombre11
Same shit different noodle
thiskillsthecrab
Why so many downvotes ppl? Is funny
CwispyNoodles
Koreans dont really like japan but nobody likes china
deinfavorit
I've heard they dislike Japan even more. They just think Chinese people have a bad hygiene (heard from several Koreans)
LetumComplexo
You do know that there are Yakuza in Korea, right? Japanese Mafia don't just exist in Japan...
cardkoda
"Raughs"
generationsai
ROR
munnyfish
reallyolddispatcher
Lacist
generationsai
ROR
CoolKidzSayWhat
ROR
rufiobangarang
True story. I had a student ask me if I played League of Legends. Got upset b/c I didn't understand what she was saying. 1/2
rufiobangarang
*writes "Reague of Regends ROR" on the board* "REAGUE OF REGENDS TEACHER! ROR!!" I busted out laughing. 2/2
Oalsk
Japan, where everything is written in Korean. Oh wait
badassbubbaj
https://youtu.be/uy9Z-Tg6ufU
lurklurkingmclurk
And everyone is Chinese
Kudoskid
Yeah a lot lot of people are ignorant to the difference.
Defecakes
So what? Do people need to be fluent in every language to not be ignorant?
Kudoskid
Ignorance is not stupidity. A lot of people just don't know.
Defecakes
1/ Technically speaking it is. They both mean unknowledgeable or uneducated. Plus I didn't mention anything about stupidity. Just that it's
Defecakes
2/unreasonable to criticize someone for not knowing. I'm half Japanese and I assumed it was Japan until someone pointed out the Korean words
wallyparadise
Which I think is weird because it's real simple: do you see round things ok it is Korean.
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
Look for circles = korean
AManIsNotJaqenHghar
Or some just don't know ... the difference... so its not ignorance...
deinfavorit
Until they start to learn one of these languages. Then they are really glad that Korean actually has an alphabet
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BenSnow97
...for those who are ignorant enough to miss the difference
SuperPickle17
I love how everyone downvoted without reading my reply... standard imgur
BenSnow97
I didn't, but this thread is full of those comments (the first part I mean), maybe that's why. Also, Imgurians only read Cera's username.
SuperPickle17
Because you know, being part of the homo sapiens species.
SuperPickle17
42 downvotes... guise, i found the racists
resolus
And not to forget, in Japan they drive on the left side
crii
And their cars are half the size of these ones.
Muttons1337
There is an area in Japan, IIRC Nagoya, that drives on the right like us awesome Americans
moriartie
Is everyone okay with that there? I mean... people crashing every 2 days due to a unusual rule..
Windvern
I often go to Nagoya and never seen that, what are you talking about? I'm curious.
Muttons1337
Hmmm, I guess I did not RC
Kefedokhles
Except this is in Korea. So, close, but no sushi.
gangstanick
Asians all the less
gangstanick
IM SORRY
justmoral
***No kimchi
mfordpty
buuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn
Makemelaughalready
Don't mess with korean jesus!
Shimobe
Maybe it's in Koreatown, in Kyoto. You don't know!
TheHappyMoustache
Japanese or korean, its the same thing they are all chinese in the end
rugmiem
I would say "taco"
Muchbeefsodinner
Well yah, no sushi, kim bap
ImTotallyNotBob
Don't mess with Asians when they playing League of Legends or something.
Shasfowd
To be fair I don't know where anyolace is
funniername
Maybe it was a general statement not concerning the post? Like, "Don't eat yellow snow" and then post a kitty gif.
Devante
I don't care where n Japan it is, it's just weird.
LemmingInPanicMode
I've eaten sushi at a Korean restaurant in Laos. True story, that.
BenSnow97
What's "no"? - Glorious Leader
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
Holy cow overkill in the comments berating OP about the wrong country. We get it
AlicevonWonderland
Japanese Mafia in Korea?
WigglyBits
It's Seoul close
WadeJoel
So instead of rolling dice, to people in Japan roll sushi?
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Sushi originates in Korea
IsthisnametakenOHitstakenHowaboutbonerfarts
Proof?
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Key terms for your search: sushi origins + Korea. Have fun.
IsthisnametakenOHitstakenHowaboutbonerfarts
I did and most, if not all say that the origins are Southeast Asia, then through China, and into Korea.
MrRandom314159
The Yakuza are clearly expanding their territory.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
That lady's gonna make some badass kimchi later on!!
Butterball20
No Kimchi*
RelativeVelocity
The message is still a good one. Don't mess with the Yakuza
catastrophicClara
They weren't safe. Not even in Korea.
Gutshank
I was like, I'll be damned, they drive Mercedes in Japan.
floraloral
kimbab
Tenroads
Close but no kimbap
SeverusSnapple
No sushi indeed. In Korea it's called kimbop!
SchrodingersDictator
Isn't there sushi in Korea?
MightyMeowth
네!
JohnyCarlos
Its kimchi, look at that vege in the end.
shurican22
That's not kimchi, it's cabbage. Kimchi is when you pickle and ferment it along with the appropriate spices
YuujiKazami
But you know Japanese mafia don't be messing with that fine cabbage.
don2046don
I've watched enough Korean movies to know that this is Korea.
btimup
Well they DO have kimbaap which is kinda like sushi...?
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
Being that OP's first post was Hitler inspirational quotes I would say good job for not calling them Chinese
Retromorphic
Hitler was inspirational... technically.
MichaelLochte
Don't mess with the Japanese mafia. Not even in Korea.
HughLaurie
I'm just impressed that you can tell. The license plate is blurred and any visible text is small as fuck.
Pristineus
That restaurant sign is pretty darn big
ivdok
Still visible though, and it was all "sticks and circles", so it was quickly identifiable.
swinglinered
Yeah, Korean is the one with the circles.
riskitforthebrisket
Yeah but you failed to realize that Japanese and Korean don't even look remotely similar.
ArvisJaggamar
Even the smallest familiarity with either alphabet would make it easily distinguishable. Can't blame a guy for not knowing, though.
Kayayayaya
The Yakuza are a transnational organized crime unit, so they could be in Korea.
RadicalVeganism
Korea has their own organised crime rings, but they mainly just deal with prostitutions and stuff
Puskin
Fun fact; the Yakuza as we see them today were largely formed by persecuted Korean imigrants in Japan, much like the mafia in the US.
LetumComplexo
Absolutely they are. He have a presence in Korea, China, the various pacific islands, and West Coast US.
LetumComplexo
They*
Morganith
Or We*?
Morganith
Or We*?
LetumComplexo
No, definitely they. I am decidedly not part of the Yakuza.
butmahitsjustmebooo
Plus, the Japanese Mafia is called the Yakuza I believe
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Anakindergarden
IIRC it is named after the worst hand you can have in some card game.
butmahitsjustmebooo
In Majong I believe
kofunstuff
Because violence? No criminal organization is feared simply due the the name.
thrashedbarrier
In japan heart surgeon steady hand yakuza boss need heart surgery oh no MISTAKE yakuza boss die
PopatoMc
Oh right i remember that from playing mafia wars back in 2008 i think
gabrielvis
That gane
Tentacooler
I'm sorry I don't speak karate
swinglinered
Don't need to know karate if you know karazy.
deinfavorit
They are. Do you (or someone else) know what the Korean Mafia is called?
butmahitsjustmebooo
Nope
lesiereesie
The kpop industry
karmaforlama
Danger Kimchi?
Halvdansken95
north?
Vissia
yes, they go by the name of North Korea.
kofunstuff
Jo Pok... Not nearly as much presence as yakuza. Not as organized. More like groups of thugs, or even individual thugs.
KirinSoo
Yes, I feel like they're more of a group of thugs with someone that barks orders rather than an organized crime group.
Mistruths
Geondal, says the other wiki.
KirinSoo
Geondal is more like a delinquent since it could be applied to juveniles as well. 조폭(jopok) would be a better term.
draconismarch
"The other wiki" as in THE wiki?
Mistruths
I'm a troper. Wikipedia is the other wiki.