Jan 22, 2023 1:43 PM
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TinyRavenFeathers
The butterfly one got me.
ActionJohnnie
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
LazerusK
Do YOU wash your hands, or do they wash one another while you just watch?
DreadzkieOnTwitch
Hieroglyphs are not symbols.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Also, ancients where pretty advanced. Perhaps we are *approaching* the de-evolution of society
Cactus21
She seems nice
hnngh
disposabledom
I too, have been high before
Like2Fox
Someone got high for the first time. It's a normal thing
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I prefer to do this at 3AM.
mity0k23
Firefighters fight fires, crime fighters fight crime. What do freedom fighters fight?
availlableusername
freedom.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
I can't for the life of me find a good 'Who are you?' b5 gif to go with this though.
RedAppleSoda
v
Elnauriel
Morden's head on a pike. And I'll give a little wave. =)
Onlyhereforthelaughs
If r/showerthoughts took human form.
sleepinggreenidea
r/showerthoughts/ or r/im14andthisisdeep/? Although these sound more like r/imacollegefreshmaninaphilosophyclassandthisisdeep/...
NeverConfusedForNaught
Yes
Bellyfish
Its weird how having a conversation with yourself in third person on video is a new normal. Its kinda crazy if you think about it
Mithi
Internal dialogue visualised as external dialogue. Not really that wild of a concept.
When internal dialogue becomes external its not really internal, is it? Its just dialogue.
Guilgamesh
Ashley Ottesen, super funny
Sheldonian
Yeah, I recently found her in IG, she's funny, the dad jokes are top notch
lemmesmashplease
Does she happen to be the same person who did the video of the shapes that fit all in the square? She sounds a little like her at least.
CandleToad
No. They look completely different. https://www.instagram.com/a">ottesen_">https://www.instagram.com/ashleyottesen_ https://www.instagram.com/tired_actor
BigDumbGinger
You found the wrong Ashley
Thank you
morphis
Goldenteckel
Deepest thought in cinema history came from a kids movie.
EdelwoodHikes
InfocalypseRising
I always wonder if Viking funerals smell like barbecue
HeadJamistan
Is there a perfect point in the cremation process where the body is medium rare?
Thesaya
For a while, yes.
LarvaLamp
According to my dad, who worked at the hospital for 35 years, yes. He had to take a blood sample from a burned up corpse, and before he>
TurnThisShpAround
SmokyDoggg
Hooded girl,
Nivvi
The existential crisis is settling in nicely
The Interstellar score really does help with that. =)
Yess. Let the existence flow through you.
sircowdog
Slowly tightening the hoodie drawstrings is a nice touch. :)
YouTubeRed
KilgoreCemetery
2ti6x
at least three whole mariuhanas.
vegivamp
Nop6e there's an idea!
YertIeTheTurtle
VirtualNaut
Never marijauna’d once
DarthPiette
I'm up voting for Hans Zimmer. Was Interstellar his best work?
certainlynotaserialkiller
it was one of his best, but not his actual best.
ZuluThreeZero
Big fan of Rush and certain bit of Pirates.
Indeed. Just look at his resume, its god-tier if you see the movies he did.
Deadpool854
Not sure about a candle shop but I worked at a candle factory that caught on fire and it smelt nice for a while
mycatsings
waxing eloquently on this.
lovingspace
Lemme guess: until the police came to arrest you?
ItsCaptain0bvious
"for a while" you mean until the smell of burning flesh hit you?
More like burning building parts. Insulation, treated wood etc
crapybarra
"yes"
lrateyourrig
But the screams, oh, the screams i can still hear them at night when it's quiet: "please" "no" "you don't have to do this"
¡Oh Ryan!
merrowcattech
Smelled. Smelt is a fish. Smelting describes removing substances by heat. Basically.
That place was lit!
3141592pancake
Hot damn!
ifteguy2
ThePastmaster
A restaurant burned down newt to my job and the whole area smelt like barbeque for a week.
Mmbear
I feel like the candle smell would get overpowered by the smell of burnt building materials.
RideTheStimutacs
There was a butcher shop near me that burned down, and the whole area smelled like BBQ for a few days until they cleared everything out.
Acc87
that was a question not a lot of people could have answered lol
DrBourbonTheOriginal
You burned down a candle factory, didn't you?
Aforaseem
cre8majic
Me too! But honestly, the factory was kind of a firetrap, paraffin all over the floor, glad I was off work when it happened
I was just clocking in. We got to sit at the gas station across the street and eat snacks while watching the fire department put it out
Stone Candles, Oakland California?
Hanna’s Candle Company, Fayetteville AR. It was years ago.
folderolchi
Wow candle shops burn down a lot...and googling made this knowledge worse
PhantomManPrebs
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
TheDudeanator
They fold the toilet paper together and if it doesn't stick they are done wiping.
EmotionallyCrippled
after so many years!!! Finally!!!
chefChr1s
A blind person can smell the shit you missed when wiping from 20 yards
Why'd I be wiping the blind from 20 yards and how did you know
turdswindler9000
Now I'm trying to imagine how this guy is going to doing some kinda long distance wipe like Chris Kyle.
On plain sight
TheElusiveEnchilada
JCBalance
It's like I'm wiping a marker
pak0chu
There's a barking system with the dog
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
It takes 2 wipes to know you need a third but 3 wipes to know you only needed 2
thevortexmaster
Because there's millions of nerve endings in your anus. Pretty easy to tell if there's shit on it.
WestieTree5
You don't look at your butthole each time?
In the mirror?
What kind of weirdo keeps a mirror in front of the toilet?
But does it know why kids love the cinnamon taste of cinnamon toast crunch?.
My anus is all knowing.
CmdrAdama
Who has never had a shit in the dark? Who looks at the paper every time? Can you really not tell from the feel of the wipe??
Roune
I’ve never understood this question. Not once in my life have I ever had to look at the TP to know I was done wiping my ass.
Exactly!
Hey I'm blind and I hate reading crap like this
abacab87
! wait, what?
secondtalon
You understand blind folks read just fine, right?
JustBananas
Wiping? Bidet!
Pauzlife
YES! Stop smearing that mess around attempting to clean it. Oh eventually you get it done sort of. Just get a bidet and do the job properly.
guitardemon66
Bidet is life.
SwagicalYololord
Good luck finding a bidet out in public
Travel bidets are a thing. Basically a water bottle with a turned nozzle. Squeeze bottle for rinse. Then wash bottle. Not perfect but works
I just shit at home. I am old enough to know/control my bowels. I bet blind ppl prefer home too over random public bathrooms
Do you ever leave home for more than one day?
I don't count places from friends /family /hotel/the very wild etc .. as public toilets. Only public I remember is airport/plane
TinyRavenFeathers
The butterfly one got me.
ActionJohnnie
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
LazerusK
Do YOU wash your hands, or do they wash one another while you just watch?
DreadzkieOnTwitch
Hieroglyphs are not symbols.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Also, ancients where pretty advanced. Perhaps we are *approaching* the de-evolution of society
Cactus21
She seems nice
hnngh
disposabledom
I too, have been high before
Like2Fox
Someone got high for the first time. It's a normal thing
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I prefer to do this at 3AM.
mity0k23
Firefighters fight fires, crime fighters fight crime. What do freedom fighters fight?
availlableusername
freedom.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
I can't for the life of me find a good 'Who are you?' b5 gif to go with this though.
RedAppleSoda
Elnauriel
Morden's head on a pike. And I'll give a little wave. =)
Onlyhereforthelaughs
If r/showerthoughts took human form.
sleepinggreenidea
r/showerthoughts/ or r/im14andthisisdeep/? Although these sound more like r/imacollegefreshmaninaphilosophyclassandthisisdeep/...
NeverConfusedForNaught
Yes
Bellyfish
Its weird how having a conversation with yourself in third person on video is a new normal. Its kinda crazy if you think about it
Mithi
Internal dialogue visualised as external dialogue. Not really that wild of a concept.
Bellyfish
When internal dialogue becomes external its not really internal, is it? Its just dialogue.
Guilgamesh
Ashley Ottesen, super funny
Sheldonian
Yeah, I recently found her in IG, she's funny, the dad jokes are top notch
lemmesmashplease
Does she happen to be the same person who did the video of the shapes that fit all in the square? She sounds a little like her at least.
CandleToad
No. They look completely different. https://www.instagram.com/a">ottesen_">https://www.instagram.com/ashleyottesen_ https://www.instagram.com/tired_actor
BigDumbGinger
You found the wrong Ashley
lemmesmashplease
Thank you
morphis
Goldenteckel
lemmesmashplease
Deepest thought in cinema history came from a kids movie.
morphis
EdelwoodHikes
InfocalypseRising
I always wonder if Viking funerals smell like barbecue
HeadJamistan
Is there a perfect point in the cremation process where the body is medium rare?
Thesaya
For a while, yes.
LarvaLamp
According to my dad, who worked at the hospital for 35 years, yes. He had to take a blood sample from a burned up corpse, and before he>
LarvaLamp
TurnThisShpAround
SmokyDoggg
Hooded girl,
Nivvi
The existential crisis is settling in nicely
Elnauriel
The Interstellar score really does help with that. =)
NeverConfusedForNaught
Yess. Let the existence flow through you.
sircowdog
Slowly tightening the hoodie drawstrings is a nice touch. :)
morphis
YouTubeRed
KilgoreCemetery
KilgoreCemetery
KilgoreCemetery
KilgoreCemetery
KilgoreCemetery
2ti6x
at least three whole mariuhanas.
vegivamp
Nop6e there's an idea!
YertIeTheTurtle
VirtualNaut
Never marijauna’d once
DarthPiette
I'm up voting for Hans Zimmer. Was Interstellar his best work?
certainlynotaserialkiller
it was one of his best, but not his actual best.
ZuluThreeZero
Big fan of Rush and certain bit of Pirates.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Indeed. Just look at his resume, its god-tier if you see the movies he did.
Deadpool854
Not sure about a candle shop but I worked at a candle factory that caught on fire and it smelt nice for a while
mycatsings
waxing eloquently on this.
lovingspace
Lemme guess: until the police came to arrest you?
ItsCaptain0bvious
"for a while" you mean until the smell of burning flesh hit you?
Deadpool854
More like burning building parts. Insulation, treated wood etc
crapybarra
"yes"
Deadpool854
lrateyourrig
But the screams, oh, the screams i can still hear them at night when it's quiet: "please" "no" "you don't have to do this"
Deadpool854
lrateyourrig
¡Oh Ryan!
Deadpool854
merrowcattech
Smelled. Smelt is a fish. Smelting describes removing substances by heat. Basically.
Deadpool854
ActionJohnnie
That place was lit!
3141592pancake
Hot damn!
ifteguy2
ThePastmaster
A restaurant burned down newt to my job and the whole area smelt like barbeque for a week.
Mmbear
I feel like the candle smell would get overpowered by the smell of burnt building materials.
RideTheStimutacs
There was a butcher shop near me that burned down, and the whole area smelled like BBQ for a few days until they cleared everything out.
Acc87
that was a question not a lot of people could have answered lol
DrBourbonTheOriginal
You burned down a candle factory, didn't you?
Aforaseem
Deadpool854
cre8majic
Me too! But honestly, the factory was kind of a firetrap, paraffin all over the floor, glad I was off work when it happened
Deadpool854
I was just clocking in. We got to sit at the gas station across the street and eat snacks while watching the fire department put it out
cre8majic
Stone Candles, Oakland California?
Deadpool854
Hanna’s Candle Company, Fayetteville AR. It was years ago.
folderolchi
Wow candle shops burn down a lot...and googling made this knowledge worse
PhantomManPrebs
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
TheDudeanator
They fold the toilet paper together and if it doesn't stick they are done wiping.
EmotionallyCrippled
chefChr1s
A blind person can smell the shit you missed when wiping from 20 yards
NeverConfusedForNaught
Why'd I be wiping the blind from 20 yards and how did you know
turdswindler9000
Now I'm trying to imagine how this guy is going to doing some kinda long distance wipe like Chris Kyle.
NeverConfusedForNaught
On plain sight
TheElusiveEnchilada
JCBalance
It's like I'm wiping a marker
pak0chu
There's a barking system with the dog
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
It takes 2 wipes to know you need a third but 3 wipes to know you only needed 2
thevortexmaster
Because there's millions of nerve endings in your anus. Pretty easy to tell if there's shit on it.
WestieTree5
You don't look at your butthole each time?
thevortexmaster
In the mirror?
WestieTree5
PhantomManPrebs
But does it know why kids love the cinnamon taste of cinnamon toast crunch?.
thevortexmaster
My anus is all knowing.
CmdrAdama
Who has never had a shit in the dark? Who looks at the paper every time? Can you really not tell from the feel of the wipe??
Roune
I’ve never understood this question. Not once in my life have I ever had to look at the TP to know I was done wiping my ass.
CmdrAdama
Exactly!
WestieTree5
Hey I'm blind and I hate reading crap like this
abacab87
! wait, what?
secondtalon
You understand blind folks read just fine, right?
JustBananas
Wiping? Bidet!
Pauzlife
YES! Stop smearing that mess around attempting to clean it. Oh eventually you get it done sort of. Just get a bidet and do the job properly.
guitardemon66
Bidet is life.
SwagicalYololord
Good luck finding a bidet out in public
Pauzlife
Travel bidets are a thing. Basically a water bottle with a turned nozzle. Squeeze bottle for rinse. Then wash bottle. Not perfect but works
JustBananas
I just shit at home. I am old enough to know/control my bowels. I bet blind ppl prefer home too over random public bathrooms
SwagicalYololord
Do you ever leave home for more than one day?
JustBananas
I don't count places from friends /family /hotel/the very wild etc .. as public toilets. Only public I remember is airport/plane